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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

That strange guy posted:

I could not decide which way to go with this so I did both.




just use the one where's he's laying on his bed with his guns in undies. it's iconic

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Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

That strange guy posted:

I could not decide which way to go with this so I did both.




"The Goon is good."

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://i.imgur.com/HrctrWS.mp4

Oh God how did this get here I am not good with phones

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

CPL593H posted:

"The Goon is good."

Wait just a minute, is that a Golden Dawn flag in the background?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

pablo gbscobar posted:

Wait just a minute, is that a Golden Dawn flag in the background?

Micromancer still posts, dm him and ask.

Looks like one to me tho

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

pablo gbscobar posted:

Wait just a minute, is that a Golden Dawn flag in the background?
It super duper is.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

lol

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

I'm told that these cookies are to die for!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


CPL593H posted:

I'm told that these cookies are to die for!

:rimshot:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://i.imgur.com/qN4EMJ0.mp4

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



yesssssss

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Holy poo poo :eyepop:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have no idea what's this about but it sums up the win98 experience pretty much as I recall.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

By popular demand posted:

I have no idea what's this about but it sums up the win98 experience pretty much as I recall.

Forums poster and candidate for moderator Windows 98 notoriously assaulted a teenager with a shovel

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



What?!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Holy poo poo, got a thread for that?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693743&userid=87353#post440076943

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




Holy poo poo

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


There is extremely good reason goons assume mods just haven't have the skeletons dragged out of their closets yet.

*Eyes your star suspiciously*

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
"Look, I never murdered anyone, I just hit a teenager with a shovel. I know I shouldn't have done that, but also he kinda deserved it. I am a normal and stable human being who is definitely actually sorry I did that."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The BYOB comic sans font really makes it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"hey guys I just came to BYOB to chill why are you so weird about my personal life?!"

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Haifisch posted:

"Look, I never murdered anyone, I just hit a teenager with a shovel. I know I shouldn't have done that, but also he kinda deserved it. I am a normal and stable human being who is definitely actually sorry I did that."
My father got his ear clocked off with a shovel in kindergarten by another kid once - his mother chased the perpretrator for a mile across town. Dad got his ear stitched back on later.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Grouchio posted:

My father got his ear clocked off with a shovel in kindergarten by another kid once - his mother chased the perpretrator for a mile across town. Dad got his ear stitched back on later.

In the same place?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Stoatbringer posted:

In the same place?
In the same town/nearby in Hartford. In the same place yes.

Grouchio fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Apr 5, 2022

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i think they meant did they put his ear back on where an ear goes or was it put on his forehead or butt or something.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Grouchio posted:

In the same town/nearby in Hartford. In the same place yes.

missed opportunity. bet your dad still regrets that

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



background

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Oh god, i had tears in my eyes.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

Forums poster and candidate for moderator Windows 98 notoriously assaulted a teenager with a shovel

Also he publicly begged in GBS threads for modship a number of times, until Lowtax (or Lady Ambien?) granted him modship as a joke... only to remove the mod powers like an hour later before Windows 98 could abuse them much.

Someone made this great gif about it, which I think was bestowed on Windows 98 as an avatar for a while:


Edit: "2014 SUCKED" was Windows 98's irl tattoo of choice in early 2015. Apparently 2014 had been a bad year for him, not of course due to his own life choices.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Apr 6, 2022

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BigBadSteve posted:

Also he publicly begged in GBS threads for modship a number of times, until Lowtax (or Lady Ambien?) granted him modship as a joke... only to remove the mod powers like an hour later before Windows 98 could abuse them much.

Someone made this great gif about it, which I think was bestowed on Windows 98 as an avatar for a while:


Edit: "2014 Sucked" was Windows 98's irl tattoo of choice in early 2015.

Don't forget the sock puppet mod account that was gonna get made for him

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

Don't forget the sock puppet mod account that was gonna get made for him

I have forgotten it (if I ever knew it), do you remember any details?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BigBadSteve posted:

I have forgotten it (if I ever knew it), do you remember any details?

Thats basically it. Lowtax/ledy Ambien knew everyone hated win 98, so were gonna make an account for him to mod from and pretend hes someone else.

He bragged in discord or something, because ofc he did, which ruined the whole secret and lost him being a mod a 2nd time

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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