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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
I think I would be ok

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i have a college degree and work experience that puts me right on the US Army Virtual Productions livestream team

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Imagine if we didn’t have Jeffery Dahmer making dozens of threads every day.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Imagine of people cared about humans and love instead of strange parasocial phantasies

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Sophy Wackles posted:

Imagine if we didn’t have Jeffery Dahmer making dozens of threads every day.

It's easy if you try.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
If I had to do war i would sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QKnmkU4c4

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7dl6BU78E

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pow pow! bang bang bang! pow pow! bang bang bang! pow pow!

... yeah, i think i'd have war on lock

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Mozi posted:

pow pow! bang bang bang! pow pow! bang bang bang! pow pow!

... yeah, i think i'd have war on lock

You can be on my team but you have to add [~~(>"LUPINI">)~~] to your sig

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ooh that's a good idea i could be the guy with the sword

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Mozi posted:

ooh that's a good idea i could be the guy with the sword

You have to be strong if you cant swing a Zweihander you probably wont eat horse

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i imagine the more i use it the stronger i'll become so it's just a matter of getting that first swing right

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Where did you learn you sea swarthy legs? If you have any at all!

1) Silent Service (C-64)
2) Rule The Waves (whatever that basic rear end Windows 95 one is?)
3) Command: Modern Operation

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Don't have to imagine, OP. Its called the Morning poo poo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
We don't wanna go to war today

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I can't do a war I'm a pussy

And wounds make me sick

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Can I just quickly die a hero blowing something up? If so, I am in.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Ridin’ on Arjuna’s chariot while Krishna speaks the Gita to me on the battlefield rn.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I suck at most anything I try so it stands to reason that I'll be put in charge of war one day.
I intend to train the troops in advanced passive aggressive methods.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




In wartime I would be The Lord of the Lash.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


In a good or bad way?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
war is cringe

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Where there's a whip there's a way

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
I don't have to do war, my mum did me a note.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Bad Purchase posted:

In wartime I would be The Lord of the Lash.

Lash me harder daddy.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Greg of Doom posted:

Imagine of people cared about humans and love instead of strange parasocial phantasies

Why would I do that

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Bad Purchase posted:

In wartime I would be The Lord of the Lash.

Nay nay nay :colbert:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Every day is already a battle for me to struggle through your garbage, op.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Big Beef City posted:

Every day is already a battle for me to struggle through your garbage, op.

:hmmyes:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The problem isn't war, it's world leaders who flip out and invade another country because of they small dicks, or world leaders who provoke a rebellion against them because they treat their citizens as subhumans. Stop blaming your problems on abstract concepts and actually focus on dealing with psychotic humans who harm others.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
War is the biggest employer, we can't ban it!

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
I know that after a quick montage at boot camp I'd become a super ripped John Rambo and a crack shot. I'd have my smoking hot side kick give me information through my headphones and kill all the bad guys and save the day.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

The problem isn't war,

quote:

it's world leaders who flip out and invade another country because of they small dicks, or world leaders who provoke a rebellion against them because they treat their citizens as subhumans.

So war.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Like there's so many historical examples of wars that aren't exactly that where you're like "oh ok"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The problem isn't War or any other card game!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I think everyone should be free to be beaten and tortured by an honest domestic police force staffed by their own countrymen. Not foreigners though that would be war

Strategic Tea fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 20, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Strategic Tea posted:

I think everyone should be free to be beaten and tortured by an honest domestic police force staffed by their own countrymen. Not foreigners though that would be war.

As a treat maybe

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Greg of Doom posted:

Where did you learn you sea swarthy legs? If you have any at all!

1) Silent Service (C-64)
2) Rule The Waves (whatever that basic rear end Windows 95 one is?)
3) Command: Modern Operation

WaveRace64

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What if we had to do war with another forums and se all went over there and registered and then posted a bunch of stupid poo poo on a different forum that isnt somethibgawful lol could you even imagine that???

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I think about what it would be like if we had Walking Dead for real

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