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SAY YOHO posted:I agree with goons saying introduce yourself, express then offer to buy them a flag. If they say "don't bother," insist, but respect their decision. Congrats you own a pride flag. You're an ally, only cowards don't try. nah this is weirder. it's drawing attention to you being kind enough to ask, making them decide if they want to impose by agreeing. if someone asked me something like that i would absolutely say no, just automatically, because it's not necessary. a flag like that is a symbol of pride, right? it's kind of something you do for yourself, and costs little. if they say yes, then they might feel obligated to put it up to be polite, and is attached to you now. no upside. but if someone just went and did it i'd feel pretty nice. just do it quietly or don't. leave it up to them to decide what to do and think about the mysterious flag gift. at the least, it'll even out it getting stolen.
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You could do a little wave and say Hi then get to hang out with your cool neighbors tho The choice is yours
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Mar 21, 2022 06:46
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roomtone posted:slip it through the door at a quiet moment yeah no way am i falling for the "aids infected pride flag through the mail slot" trick again
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Mar 21, 2022 06:48
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wear the flag as underwear and when you tell your neighbor you have a flag for them but you aren't obviously holding one, they'll glance around curiously. and that's when you'll stretch slyly causing your shirt to rise above your waist revealing firm, toned abs and the hint of a rainbow garment peeking out from your tight black jeans. in a moment they'll also notice the button is unfastened and the zipper is straining, threatening to fall at even the slightest touch. as their eyes helplessly linger on the zipper, their subconscious registers subtle throbbing beneath as you begin to swell with excitement at the thought of being on display for a stranger. time stands still as you hold the pose, daring a response. your body tingles and the hair on your neck is standing. the next move is theirs.
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Mar 21, 2022 07:25
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If you are handy with a sewing machine, buy a pride flag, a leatherpride flag and a thin blue line flag. First line up the flags. Cut out the "stars" field. You will be using the leather pride flag for this section. Then cut up the flags as you wish (while keeping them laid flat and aligned) and then sew them back together. This is important: make sure the thin blue line is clearly visible through the final product. You'll be tempted to exclude the other more neutral fields from the thin blue line flag but you can artfully transition from pride to leather pride to thin blue line then smash to pride for a nice bit of contrast. Makes a real visual statement. Unless you want to buy just one more flag. I recommend the Malaysian flag but you could also use the flag of your state. Then you can make a chonking flag that is 4x the size of the regular flag by just sewing all the random bits together but keeping the star field together in a 2x2 square. Fly that in their yard. Use gold thread. Add a gold fringe.
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Mar 21, 2022 07:41
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LuckyCat posted:Buy them a forums account OP and let them weigh in
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Mar 21, 2022 08:09
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Set them up with a sick Jolly Roger flag. You can wrap it around a brick and just send it through their window to make sure the get it. Actually a Jimmy buffet "fins up!" Flag might reign supreme
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Mar 21, 2022 11:26
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SAY YOHO posted:I agree with goons saying introduce yourself, express your displeasure at the situation, then offer to buy them a flag. If they say "don't bother," insist, but respect their decision. Congrats you own a pride flag. You're an ally, only cowards don't try. This is the answer. If they don’t want the replacement flag, fly it yourself or return it.
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Mar 21, 2022 13:35
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Is this what living life as an awkward introvert is like? Struggling with the most low-effort acts of kindness and decency?
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Mar 21, 2022 14:02
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Maybe whoever took it down is an avid artist who doesnt like that the spectrum of colours has been coopted by THE GAYS
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Mar 21, 2022 15:31
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Sneak onto their property in the dead of night and replace the flag. Then cover their lawn and windows with additional flags.
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Mar 21, 2022 15:35
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repaint your house in horse cum
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Mar 21, 2022 15:48
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:repaint your house in horse cum I put on my saddle and horse mask.
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Mar 21, 2022 16:10
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Wear rainbow suspenders everytime you leave the house. When you see your neighbors, smile at them and give a thumbs up, but never -and this is crucial - speak a word to them.
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Mar 21, 2022 16:14
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If you're introducing yourself for the first time the first rule is to take some home baked goods, like a plate of brownies. Then just be honest like your OP. Hi, I'm your neighbor for years, and I wanted to let you know I always liked seeing your flag because I thought it made neighborhood a better place. I was sad to hear it got torn down. You can offer a new flag or not, but let them know you are always good for brownies if needed.
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Mar 21, 2022 17:56
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:repaint your house in horse cum DID YOU SEE THE PRICE OF HORSE CUM THESES DASY!? Not all of us are semen billionaires you know.
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Mar 21, 2022 19:06
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op are you trying to gently caress them? hang it on your own house if not
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Mar 21, 2022 19:23
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whatever you do, do not talk to them about it. edit: AVOID CONTACT
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Mar 21, 2022 19:26
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Repaint your horse in house cum
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Mar 21, 2022 19:26
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reminder that the best way to be an ally is to do gay stuff in chik-fil-a
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Real talk, I think that would be a very kind thing to do and encourage you. You are right, stooping to the redcap level isn't going to solve anything. Don't start any conflicts, just record any incidents you see and report them, that is the right thing to do.
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Mar 21, 2022 19:42
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By popular demand posted:DID YOU SEE THE PRICE OF HORSE CUM THESES DASY!? give it a few weeks, they'll be hauling wheelbarrows full of horse cum down to the bakery to pay for one loaf of bread
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Mar 21, 2022 19:46
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Unless they get into horse cum NFTs.
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Mar 21, 2022 19:51
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Gettin face hosed rn in solidarity with the gay community
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Mar 21, 2022 20:56
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Show up to their house wearing nothing but the flag and kick off a group sex session.
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Mar 21, 2022 21:43
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buy the mast and a flag and nail the flag to the mast
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Mar 21, 2022 22:25
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By popular demand posted:DID YOU SEE THE PRICE OF HORSE CUM THESES DASY!? My dad owns a horse cum dealership 
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Most overthought thread ever with dumbass replies from people who prob have absurd social anxiety theorycrafting inane poo poo. If you did it they would prob think it's cool of you, there's no reason to think otherwise. If it ends up awkward they'd prob still appreciate the gesture. The gently caress is up with people saying if you didn't do some hyperspecific thing it'd be weird? Jesus christ man just do something nice for someone without tormenting yourself over it
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roomtone posted:you could just give it to them anonymously somehow. either post it to them or slip it through the door at a quiet moment. This is probably what I'll end up doing. Bloodfart McCoy posted:Is this what living life as an awkward introvert is like? Yes. I'm actually pretty decent most of the times, but this feels trickier. Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Most overthought thread ever with dumbass replies from people who prob have absurd social anxiety theorycrafting inane poo poo. I just got the flag yesterday. I may still go forward with the original plan. But dropping it on their porch in the middle of the night is more my style. I haven't decided yet. Alas, I have no horse cum to paint my house with, nor do I know enough local gays to cum soak the flag. Thank you for your inputs! I guess I didn't need super quick attention, but I appreciate it, nonetheless. apropos of nothing, I pulled a muscle in my back, and apparently it is a muscle that flexes when I poop. therefore, I can't push hard when I poop. it sucks. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Mar 24, 2022 |
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runnypoops posted:Gettin face hosed rn in solidarity with the gay community thank you for the solidarity.
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the ukraine thread has got me thinking that you should just keep purchasing as many flags as it takes, and let them fight a proxy war against the bigots with your equipment
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blight rhino posted:
Please don’t do this. It would be creepy and weird. Especially when the doorbell cam records your dumbass trying to tiptoe quietly across the street at 3am.
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Mar 24, 2022 05:14
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blight rhino posted:dropping it on their porch in the middle of the night is more my style.
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Mar 24, 2022 05:30
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The flag thief is actually just a flag salesman and you played right into his hands.
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Mar 24, 2022 06:01
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Mac and Cheese posted:does anyone have a shirt like this but with like, gay dads? that's the best idea i have good luck Replace Cosby with Benjamin Sisko
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Mar 24, 2022 21:21
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you should kill the flag stealers
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prob already has been said but put up a lgbt pride flag of your own in solidarity
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Mar 24, 2022 21:25
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Print massive posters of hardcore gay pornography to put up on the entire outside of your house.
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Mar 24, 2022 21:45
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This isn’t difficult, OP. Walk over and ring their doorbell. When they answer, introduce yourself as their neighbor, say you heard about the flag vandalism and wanted to offer a replacement as a token of solidarity. Smile, look them in the eyes while you talk and try not to be too weird. Lastly, and this is crucial, have your dick hanging out throughout the entire interaction. It’s called being neighborly and it’s not rocket science.
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Perform autofellatio in the middle of the street while your mom waves that rainbow flag cheering you on. Deliver the flag to your neighbors upon climax.
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