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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Who What Now posted:

I've talked it over with the Gang and we're all disguising ourselves as paramedics and hospital staff it's gonna be a hoot

Here's my disguise. It took 17 hours to get the prosthetics and make-up just right, but the OP will never recognize me, so it's all worth it, baby.

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I'm skulking around beneath the OP's window, along with my entire outlaw motorcycle gang: Lucifer's Cumsluts. Vroom vroom, motherfucker.



I'm confused by the title here, help me out: Is it "Trail Eros", and depicts the kind of love one would find while hiking across a continent, or is it "Trailer OS", depicting the savage brutality of a new Linus variant OS?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm confused by the title here, help me out: Is it "Trail Eros", and depicts the kind of love one would find while hiking across a continent, or is it "Trailer OS", depicting the savage brutality of a new Linus variant OS?

It's "Traileros" which is the mexican word for Trucker because their truck hauls a trailer.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
Good luck with your big journey east OP, hopefully you find the life you're looking for out there

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm confused by the title here, help me out: Is it "Trail Eros", and depicts the kind of love one would find while hiking across a continent, or is it "Trailer OS", depicting the savage brutality of a new Linus variant OS?

You were right the first time. It's Trail Eros, which is, of course, a cultural appropriation of Greek pornography by the Mexican smut-publishing industry. However, it's all part of a larger cultural exchange where the Greeks appropriate lewd Mexican themes into their own filthy publications. The cross-pollination creates some truly sleazy sex magazines, which is the fantastic laxative that this world needs right now.



GRECO-MEXICAN SMUT WILL SAVE AMERICA

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Mar 24, 2022

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

I skimmed this entire thread and i can only think of two things.

The gently caress is gang stalking?

I don’t really care

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Tnuctip posted:

I skimmed this entire thread and i can only think of two things.

The gently caress is gang stalking?

I don’t really care

same wanna slap sacks?

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

same wanna slap sacks?

Will the whole gang be there?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Tnuctip posted:

I skimmed this entire thread and i can only think of two things.

The gently caress is gang stalking?

I don’t really care

It's a paranoid delusion where you think random strangers cooperate to stalk you.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Tnuctip posted:

I skimmed this entire thread and i can only think of two things.

The gently caress is gang stalking?

I don’t really care

The Human Dignity Council has a good primer on it.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...2lwWmNhh19CAIKP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tarkus posted:

Who was that guy that was selling art in GBS because he bought a car for some woman he wanted to bang?

Wait is OP that guy?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Will the whole gang be there?

Gang slap baaaaabbbbyyyy
Gang slap baby

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh so it really is another mental health episode and not an hilarious take on an old thread and now I feel bad for making jokes. Hope you get better soon OP. Definitely don't take any actual steps towards loving your life up to visit some politician.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
Nap Ghost
make sure you confuse some kid in Wisconsin by saying woodah

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Wait is OP that guy?

Yeah, he also looks suspiciously similar to the keyboard goop guy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Yeah, he also looks suspiciously similar to the keyboard goop guy

Well he should just con those dumb girls out of the car he bought them instead of caravanning imo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm confused by the title here, help me out: Is it "Trail Eros", and depicts the kind of love one would find while hiking across a continent, or is it "Trailer OS", depicting the savage brutality of a new Linus variant OS?

Trail Eros is the guy with the chain link beads and a +1 fisting gauntlet, he's the protagonist I think

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Yaldabaoth posted:

I keep misreading the title of this thread as "Cavanaughing for great justice" and it makes me wonder what act could possibly be disgusting enough to name Cavanaugh after it? It would make Santorum look like he got off easy.

yo me 2 actually

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
to Cavanaugh should be to have consensual sex because that is how he perjured himself. red blooded American wants to boof but the woke police come after him so he has to call boofing a drinking game. that was distinct from the actual allegations against Cavanaugh which are no worse than those against joe Biden. if it is good enough for the wokest president it should be acceptable for a Supreme Court Justice

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




really we shouldn't let anyone on the bench who hasn't done some sexual assault, you know, so they have some skin in the game

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Tnuctip posted:

I skimmed this entire thread and i can only think of two things.

The gently caress is gang stalking?

I don’t really care

Belief in it is a common symptom of paranoid schizophrenia.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Vitruvian Manic posted:

to Cavanaugh should be to have consensual sex because that is how he perjured himself. red blooded American wants to boof but the woke police come after him so he has to call boofing a drinking game. that was distinct from the actual allegations against Cavanaugh which are no worse than those against joe Biden. if it is good enough for the wokest president it should be acceptable for a Supreme Court Justice

How am I only just now discovering this newest GBS superstar poster? :allears:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Sucrose posted:

Belief in it is a common symptom of paranoid schizophrenia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxnVuvywUUQ

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Vitruvian Manic posted:

to Cavanaugh should be to have consensual sex because that is how he perjured himself. red blooded American wants to boof but the woke police come after him so he has to call boofing a drinking game. that was distinct from the actual allegations against Cavanaugh which are no worse than those against joe Biden. if it is good enough for the wokest president it should be acceptable for a Supreme Court Justice

You sound like one smart cookie. Your dad always said horrible things about you while I was filming him blow those well-hung circus zebras (relax, it was for charity), but you seem alright to me. A real salt of the earth type. A man who doesn't let his inability to formulate a coherent sentence get in the way of his rocket-ride to "The Top."

Excelsior!

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Call and raise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDogDYT20pg

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lol at all the people trying to say gangstalking doesn’t exist and not realizing that just further reinforces my belief in gangstalking

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Not only gangstalking exists, we also offer dental and vision benefits! Apply today, or, as we say in the sinister smokey office, join the gang!

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


gangstalking is such a 90's conspiracy

i would suggest something newer so it will seem hip to kids

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Gutter Phoenix posted:

You were right the first time. It's Trail Eros, which is, of course, a cultural appropriation of Greek pornography by the Mexican smut-publishing industry. However, it's all part of a larger cultural exchange where the Greeks appropriate lewd Mexican themes into their own filthy publications. The cross-pollination creates some truly sleazy sex magazines, which is the fantastic laxative that this world needs right now.



GRECO-MEXICAN SMUT WILL SAVE AMERICA

So instead of a Tijuana Bible it's a Tijuana odyssey?

sad question
May 30, 2020

To solve gang stalking you need to do some gang talking.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

sad question posted:

To solve gang stalking you need to get some gangs talking.

Ftfy

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Vitruvian Manic posted:

The Human Dignity Council has a good primer on it.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...2lwWmNhh19CAIKP

lol a fake organization made by and for the paranoid

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Sucrose posted:

Belief in it is a common symptom of paranoid schizophrenia.

It's also the end result of extreme narcissism. If you believe you're so awesome that the entire world revolves around you then it's only a matter of time before you start thinking everything bad that happens to you is the result of some vast conspiracy to mess with you.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Yaldabaoth posted:

It's also the end result of extreme narcissism. If you believe you're so awesome that the entire world revolves around you then it's only a matter of time before you start thinking everything bad that happens to you is the result of some vast conspiracy to mess with you.

It's very much a megalomania symptom indeed.

Ironically it can be a thing when you get to like, Kiwifarms style harassment, but those people aren't in the slightest subtle about what they do. 'Gang stalking' tends to basically just manifest in paranoia and rage that other people dare exist in the same vicinity that you do.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wEVPqFFCg

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tnuctip posted:

I skimmed this entire thread and i can only think of two things.

The gently caress is gang stalking?

I don’t really care

Time to revisit the classics: Targ the Target.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, I think you should give credit to forums legend Muerte. I'm not sure if this counts as stolen valor...

Vitruvian Manic posted:

I was recently given notice at my job and, like any sane person, I decided I would drive across America from beautiful Escondido to Washington DC. Part of my trip is for personal reasons, I want to find who I am as a person and what truly makes me happy in life. Another big reason of doing this trip is that I want to raise awareness for gang stalking, something I have suffered from my entire life. I assumed everyone would think that I was crazy, but the reaction has been the complete opposite, I've received support from my entire family and friends and even strangers that just happened to see my page shared on Facebook and donated to my cause. So far I've raised $2300 in a little over 4 days. My end goal besides surviving is to get a job working with my main man Issa. I've received very interesting questions from some people so far so I figured I would open it up to SA. I'm departing for DC on the 14th of May.

Muerte posted:

I recently decided that I was unhappy at my job, so like any sane person I put a 30 day notice and decided I would walk across America from LA to Daytona Beach Florida. Part of my trip is for personal reasons, I want to find who I am as a person and what truly makes me happy in life. Another big reason of doing this trip is that I want to raise awareness for mental health illness, something I've struggled with my entire life. I assumed everyone would think that I was crazy, but the reaction has been the complete opposite, I've received support from my entire family and friends and even strangers that just happened to see my page shared on Facebook and donated to my cause. So far I've raised $2300 in a little over 4 days. My end goal besides surviving is to write a book about my travels, that nobody will read. I've received very interesting questions from some people so far so I figured I would open it up to SA. I'm departing for LA on the 14th of May.

Then, there's the 40 years in a cubicle bit:

Vitruvian Manic posted:

I've sent in my application to volunteer as an ambassador, I don't care if someone isn't interested in my cause. I'm caravanning to inspire those people to set a goal get out and work on it. Getting out of the house is one of the hardest things to do when you struggle with this. I don't expect anyone to care about what I'm doing, I'm not doing it for those people. I'm doing it for myself and people who are interested in it. Simply put: sitting behind a desk all day and driving a BMW, living in an overpriced apartment is not appealing to me anymore. I've never had time to think about what I want to do or what kind of job I want. I've always taken the highest paying job I can find and worked it to support the lifestyle I wanted at the time. Being at the nation's capitol and meeting people is what interests me at this point in my life. I want to slow my life down for a bit, stop working 60-70 hour weeks and enjoy life for a bit. If I don't figure everything out over the next few months so be it, I'll still have experienced something very few people have and I'll have a story to tell my children. I would much rather have a story to tell than saying I worked in a cubicle for 40 years.

I want to find who I am as a person and what I want in life.

Muerte posted:

I've never had time to think about what I want to do or what kind of job I want. I've always taken the highest paying job I can find and worked it to support the lifestyle I wanted at the time. I want to slow my life down for a bit, stop working 60-70 hour weeks and enjoy life for a bit. If I don't figure everything out over the next few months so be it, I'll still have experienced something very few people have and I'll have a story to tell my children. I would much rather have a story to tell than saying I worked in a cubicle for 40 years.

OP, don't forget your pellet gun and buttplug.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Mar 28, 2022

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Vitruvian Manic posted:

I was recently given notice at my job and, like any sane person, I decided I would drive across America from beautiful Escondido to Washington DC. Part of my trip is for personal reasons, I want to find who I am as a person and what truly makes me happy in life. Another big reason of doing this trip is that I want to raise awareness for gang stalking, something I have suffered from my entire life. I assumed everyone would think that I was crazy, but the reaction has been the complete opposite, I've received support from my entire family and friends and even strangers that just happened to see my page shared on Facebook and donated to my cause. So far I've raised $2300 in a little over 4 days. My end goal besides surviving is to get a job working with my main man Issa. I've received very interesting questions from some people so far so I figured I would open it up to SA. I'm departing for DC on the 14th of May.

As per other goon' posts ITT, everyone (except maybe the odd other insane person) does think (and know) you're crazy, because you are. Classic delusions of grandeur and persecution complex. As has been pointed out, your absolutely unremarkable life makes you in no way a target for organised harassment, and the type of organized harassment ("gang stalking") you imagine doesn't even exist.

People have given you money for your trip not because they have the slightest belief in your egocentric delusions and related stupid cause, but because it's clear you need to get out more.

The "interesting" (pointed) questions you've been asked are largely people trying to gently challenge you out of some of your delusions. I hope you reserve some of the contributed money for a little psychotherapy, I doubt any of the contributors would mind, in fact they'd welcome it.

And no, I'm not going to debate you on this, I don't debate with the untreated mentally ill about their psychological illnesses at length, because they're in deep denial, that's part of the illness.

Wishing you a safe adventure, and that you develop the humility to realize you need professional psychological help (maybe the rigors of traveling will catalyze this), and the resources to get it.

Also watch out for Scientologists on your trip, they prey on solo travelers like yourself and would take all your money for fake "cures" if you give them half the chance. Beware the free "personality test"!

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Mar 29, 2022

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

BigBadSteve posted:

As per other goon' posts ITT, everyone (except maybe the odd other insane person) does think (and know) you're crazy, because you are. Classic delusions of grandeur and persecution complex. As has been pointed out, your absolutely unremarkable life makes you in no way a target for organised harassment, and the type of organized harassment ("gang stalking") you imagine doesn't even exist.

People have given you money for your trip not because they have the slightest belief in your egocentric delusions and related stupid cause, but because it's clear you need to get out more.

The "interesting" (pointed) questions you've been asked are largely people trying to gently challenge you out of some of your delusions. I hope you reserve some of the contributed money for a little psychotherapy, I doubt any of the contributors would mind, in fact they'd welcome it.

And no, I'm not going to debate you on this, I don't debate with the untreated mentally ill about their psychological illnesses at length, because they're in deep denial, that's part of the illness.

Wishing you a safe adventure, and that you develop the humility to realize you need professional psychological help (maybe the rigors of traveling will catalyze this), and the resources to get it.

Also watch out for Scientologists on your trip, they prey on solo travelers like yourself and would take all your money for fake "cures" if you give them half the chance. Beware the free "personality test"!

Hey, op. It looks like you found another gullible one.

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