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That's what they call what the corn comes on, right?
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Mar 22, 2022 07:09
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Shuck my corn log Cradle my corn nuts
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Mar 22, 2022 07:11
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I would recommend a cob for your anus.
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Mar 22, 2022 07:30
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Its called maize
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Mar 22, 2022 07:40
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Pussy sogs
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Mar 22, 2022 07:45
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Lamebot posted:That's what they call what the corn comes on, right? Poop?
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Mar 22, 2022 15:42
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that's your poop a day after eating corn op
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Mar 22, 2022 15:44
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Cornpop's log, stardate 42069: the ofay lifeguard is threatening me with a bicycle chain, accusing me if contaminating the whites-only pool with Pomade...
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Mar 22, 2022 15:47
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snog on my hog like corn on the log
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Mar 22, 2022 16:18
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I with you would corn log-off, OP
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Mar 22, 2022 17:52
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Something I never understood (for real) How the gently caress does one wipe their rear end with a corn cob?
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Mar 22, 2022 17:53
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Day 1: There's corn Day 2: Corn still
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Mar 22, 2022 17:54
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Bula Vinaka posted:Something I never understood (for real) Very carefully.
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Mar 29, 2022 14:51
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Stick a couple of those corn spikes in your log so it doesn't slide out of your greasy hands, boys.
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Mar 29, 2022 15:58
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country girls make do
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Mar 29, 2022 16:02
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Bula Vinaka posted:Something I never understood (for real) Insert/remove?
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Mar 29, 2022 20:55
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Bula Vinaka posted:Something I never understood (for real) Have you ever seen a corn cob after the corn is off of it? You drag it up over your b hole to wipe it clean how do you not understand the concept? It's full of little pits and lines up with your rear end crack and you wipe the poop away with it. I haven't even done it and I can easily envision the effectiveness of doing this. It wouldn't be my go-to, but I'd be willing to bet it gets the job done easily.
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Mar 29, 2022 21:06
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*watches as Bula Vinaka takes a fresh, still husked cob off the stalk and tries to slap awkwardly with it, sideways across his own rear end growing ever more confused and frustrated that this somehow isn't working right*
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Mar 29, 2022 21:08
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I'm not owned, I'm not owned, etc.
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Mar 29, 2022 21:52
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What I like to do is slowly twist the cob while wiping effectively filling all the gaps between the bees wings of the cob. Let it dry in the sun for 48 hours and then I hammer the poop spike into the ground in my garden and around my rose bushes.
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Mar 29, 2022 21:57
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corn logs give you big tits
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Mar 30, 2022 04:00
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it's called the Corn Bone, OP
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Mar 30, 2022 22:27
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Kirk Vikernes posted:What I like to do is slowly twist the cob while wiping effectively filling all the gaps between the bees wings of the cob. Let it dry in the sun for 48 hours and then I hammer the poop spike into the ground in my garden and around my rose bushes. Nice technique.
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Mar 30, 2022 22:39
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Mar 30, 2022 22:50
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I wish I could throat throttle a bulging corn log tonight and just feel it's glistening kernels ripple over my gums
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robo facial bacteria
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