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Good morning my little slices! Today we will be talking about Pizza Rules. Who can tell me the first Pizza Rule? |
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That's right Olive, very good! There are no pizza rules! |
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Mar 23, 2022 16:13
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With that in mind, we are honored to have a special guest speaker today, all the way from Brazil - everyone please give a warm welcome to Mestre da Pizza! Senhor Pizza, thank you so much for joining us today! Can you tell us a little more about catupiry? |
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Mar 23, 2022 16:14
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Thank you Senhor Pizza for the invigorating presentation! Always remember Senhor Pizza's example, class - if you work hard, you too can have whatever toppings you want! Now, who can tell me what they want to be when they grow up? |
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Mar 23, 2022 16:15
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City of Glompton posted:Now, who can tell me what they want to be when they grow up? I want to be a calzone |
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Mar 23, 2022 16:20
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Now listen I said there were no pizza rules, but you're really stretching the definition here.
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Mar 23, 2022 16:22
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i can't wait for the speech from honoured alumnus pizza head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqxN9dgBKL4
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Mar 23, 2022 16:50
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i want to be a slightly-burnt pepperoni cup with juuuuuuuust a lil too much pizza grease sitting in the cup
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Mar 23, 2022 16:52
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City of Glompton posted:Now, who can tell me what they want to be when they grow up? I want to be pizza zorro! wherever there is a pizza that needs to be sliced, I will be there with my blade, ready to slice the pizza into, uh, exactly four slices in the shape of a "z" that's it really
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Mar 23, 2022 23:50
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will this be on the test?
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Mar 24, 2022 00:01
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Can i be a single slice? I want to discover NY by rat |
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Mar 24, 2022 00:43
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Vitamin Me posted:Can i be a single slice? I want to discover NY by rat I believe in you! City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Mar 25, 2022
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Mar 24, 2022 01:05
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*writes in notebook, “do not hang around people about to make the ‘fitness’ joke”*
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Mar 24, 2022 03:51
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City of Glompton posted:
 🍕 safety first
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Mar 24, 2022 03:53
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I googled "pizza cup" and now I just feel sorta sad. 
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Mar 24, 2022 06:28
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It's great that we're finally integrated after all these years but could we be doing more for our new pineapple students? |
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Mar 24, 2022 13:34
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Escape From Noise posted:I googled "pizza cup" and now I just feel sorta sad. dropout from pizza school |
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Mar 24, 2022 15:55
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Escape From Noise posted:I googled "pizza cup" and now I just feel sorta sad. lol, for the busy suburbanite insta influencer on the go |
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Mar 24, 2022 16:03
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Just wait until next semester and we get into Trigonometry of Pizza. |
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Mar 24, 2022 16:14
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*scribbles in my notebook* "pizza" *puts two lines under it* *draws a circle around it* |
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Mar 24, 2022 16:18
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Escape From Noise posted:I googled "pizza cup" and now I just feel sorta sad. two guys, a girl, and a pizza cup siri, what is the most awkward possible first date?
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Mar 24, 2022 16:26
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Nosfereefer posted:*scribbles in my notebook* "pizza" |
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Mar 24, 2022 16:37
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The za is the law. |
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Mar 24, 2022 16:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
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Mar 24, 2022 16:57
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google THIS posted:It's great that we're finally integrated after all these years but could we be doing more for our new pineapple students? Personally I'm against CPT (critical pineapple theory) being taught in schools |
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Mar 24, 2022 19:47
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guys, i am just going to say it: i don't think Professor Pepperoni is really from Brooklyn
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Mar 24, 2022 21:55
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Escape From Noise posted:I googled "pizza cup" and now I just feel sorta sad. oof, and also yikes
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Mar 24, 2022 23:09
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Pizza cup is what happens if you get kicked in the nuts hard enough. |
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Mar 24, 2022 23:48
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2 pizzas 1 cup |
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Mar 24, 2022 23:51
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Soon "in a mug" recipes will completely replace traditional baking Brie in a mug Entire five tier wedding cake in a mug Dang it, should have posted "Thanksgiving turkey in a mug" in the bad turkey recipes thread |
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Mar 25, 2022 00:33
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Turkey in a mug is just "Turkey in the Straw" played on the musical glasses. |
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Mar 25, 2022 00:35
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mug of coffee in a mug
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Mar 25, 2022 00:57
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also, what do you think the teacher will look like this year?
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Mar 25, 2022 00:57
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Bill Gates at Pizza School: *invents Totino’s Pizza Roll* then he does this: 
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Mar 25, 2022 00:58
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Pahilla the Hun posted:also, what do you think the teacher will look like this year? I brought my breadstick! Gimme somethin' to dip in... 
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Mar 25, 2022 02:11
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we laugh at this guy but his unwavering confidence even in the face of making the world’s most appalling pizza is commendable |
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Mar 25, 2022 02:37
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it's pretty messed up to think about there being a school for pizzas where they learn to make themselves more appealing, so that people can consume them without a second thought imagine all that work just to hasten your own demise |
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Mar 25, 2022 08:30
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City of Glompton posted:imagine all that work just to hasten your own demise Isn't that what work is? 
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Mar 25, 2022 09:09
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Escape From Noise posted:Isn't that what work is?  Also that video of the guy making pizza, does anyone even recognize these ingredients? nothing on that pizza made sense to me, and that oven 
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Mar 25, 2022 20:55
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rear end-penny posted:
the white liquid stuff is apparently catupiry, I'm not sure that makes it any better
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