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City of Glompton

Good morning my little slices! Today we will be talking about Pizza Rules. Who can tell me the first Pizza Rule?

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City of Glompton

That's right Olive, very good! There are no pizza rules!

City of Glompton

With that in mind, we are honored to have a special guest speaker today, all the way from Brazil - everyone please give a warm welcome to Mestre da Pizza!

Senhor Pizza, thank you so much for joining us today! Can you tell us a little more about catupiry?

City of Glompton

Thank you Senhor Pizza for the invigorating presentation! Always remember Senhor Pizza's example, class - if you work hard, you too can have whatever toppings you want!

Now, who can tell me what they want to be when they grow up?

City of Glompton

Now listen I said there were no pizza rules, but you're really stretching the definition here.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

City of Glompton

Vitamin Me posted:

Can i be a single slice? I want to discover NY by rat

I believe in you!

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Mar 25, 2022


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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City of Glompton

it's pretty messed up to think about there being a school for pizzas where they learn to make themselves more appealing, so that people can consume them without a second thought

imagine all that work just to hasten your own demise

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