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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
seriously how the gently caress do any of you people use this poo poo

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Vakal
May 11, 2008
Successful people only move forwards, never backwards.

Sorry you are a failure.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Steve Jobs died before they could put that in

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Blooster posted:

seriously how the gently caress do any of you people use this poo poo

*smashes the home button with my hulking dong, bending the intricate circuitry to my will*

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
its loving horrible

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I think the back button is the button I use the most on Android phones

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
an iPhone user when attempting to deal with more than a single button

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Sharks don't look back

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I choose to believe there is

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

They're here to stay.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mine has one, op, you buffoon

Cum Mold
Mar 18, 2022

by sebmojo
Anyone old school hates the iPhone

New people just adapt

Its a few basic steps an idiot learns

With no idea there's choice

Cum Mold fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 23, 2022

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Android and Apple don't have the cock button

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
imagine getting stumped by a phone designed so that even a moron can use it

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




button cock

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Cock rear end ball button cock rear end

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
It fucks my cavewoman mom up on her ipad I don't even try to help her I have no idea

Plus she's mean anyway

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Diorama posted:

imagine getting stumped by a phone designed so that even a moron can use it

How am I supposed to push any button with the phone stuck all the way up my rear end!?

Poor design. Would not recommend. No sharp edges to rip my rear end though. 3/10

Cum Mold
Mar 18, 2022

by sebmojo
I buy Nokias, outright, just own a loving phone

iPhone buyers are jokes on a stick

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can just say “hey siri take me back”

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My cousin still uses a flip phone :smug:

But that’s because part of his parole says he’s not allowed to have a phone with the internet or photos on it.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can scan a QR code or an NFC chip to go back if you like

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

I love it when each menu has the back button in a different corner

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's a design flaw, OP.

Some Apple fans say it's not.

But they are wrong.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

My cousin still uses a flip phone :smug:

But that’s because part of his parole says he’s not allowed to have a phone with the internet or photos on it.

hm can I guess what he was in prison for

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Cum Mold posted:

I buy Nokias, outright, just own a loving phone

iPhone buyers are jokes on a stick

hell yeah keep supporting nokia

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Meme Poker Party posted:

It's a design flaw, OP.

Some Apple fans say it's not.

But they are wrong.

I'm in an app right now that I have no idea how to close it. The same app next to each other on an Android phone and the back button closes the app. The only thing I can do on iphone is force close it lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's illegal to own a flip phone or switch phone

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

Blooster posted:

I'm in an app right now that I have no idea how to close it. The same app next to each other on an Android phone and the back button closes the app. The only thing I can do on iphone is force close it lol

force closing an app on iphone uses the same action as normally closing an app though?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I went from Windows Phone to Android, screw iPhones

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pixel 6 got rid of the rear fingerbanger :(

seriously wish i didnt lose my pixel 4a 5g on the top of a mountain, cause i have mixed opinions on the pixel 6

first off its huge, like OG xbox gigantic. secondably, im not sure i need a 50 megapixel camera on my phone. third is slippery as gently caress.

overall i think its a nice device i guess

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Mar 23, 2022

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i remember when phones came with a little ball in 'em that you could spin

give us phones with balls again 😤

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

numberoneposter posted:

pixel 6 got rid of the rear fingerbanger :(

seriously wish i didnt lose my pixel 4a 5g on the top of a mountain, cause i have mixed opinions on the pixel 6

first off its huge, like OG xbox gigantic. secondably, im not sure i need a 50 megapixel camera on my phone. third is slippery as gently caress.

overall i think its a nice device i guess

I really didn't like the Pixel 4xl, so I got rid of it and moved to an iphone 13. Jokes on me, i moved to a worse phone.

Rear fingerprint scanner supremacy!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Why would you need a permanent back button unless you’re constantly in a state of regret. Android bad

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around an iPhone not having a back button. Apps are not usable without them. If I go to one page and I want to go back to the previous page, I hit the back button. I couldn't operate the app otherwise. As another poster said, the back button is definitely my most used button.

Can someone explain this to me. I literally have no idea how the phone would work without a back button.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I think you're supposed to swipe to go back instead of pressing a button

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Once you go Apple, you can't go back OP.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around an iPhone not having a back button. Apps are not usable without them. If I go to one page and I want to go back to the previous page, I hit the back button. I couldn't operate the app otherwise. As another poster said, the back button is definitely my most used button.

Can someone explain this to me. I literally have no idea how the phone would work without a back button.

The app will have a dedicated on screen back button, which is usually (annoyingly) in the upper left hand corner of the screen. Very inconvenient for single hand usage.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

I just got an iPhone XR for work and couldn't work out how to turn the loving thing off.

Turns out you not only have to hold the power button, you have to hold the volume button as well? Then do the on-screen slider. How does that make any sense?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




MikeTheCoolOne posted:

I just got an iPhone XR for work and couldn't work out how to turn the loving thing off.

Turns out you not only have to hold the power button, you have to hold the volume button as well? Then do the on-screen slider. How does that make any sense?

Probably so you don’t do it by accident in your pocket, but you can also shutdown from the settings app if holding buttons is too hard to remember.

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