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Here's a place where you can tell all of those horrible secrets to strangers before you go nutso. My secret is your cute but i dunno how to tell you  also I'm scaredBryan Adams stole my bike in 1969 and I'm on a mission to unravel the conspiracy
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two forums forbidden from one another
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Mar 23, 2022 20:08
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It's an open secret I am
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Mar 23, 2022 20:09
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If this thred touches any other it will annihilate them both in a shower of posts and anti posts
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Mar 23, 2022 20:09
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My secret name is long dong fooey
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Mar 23, 2022 20:10
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im hitler
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Mar 23, 2022 20:15
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fart
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Mar 23, 2022 20:19
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instead of a uvula i have a tiny nutsack.
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Mar 23, 2022 20:22
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I will never reveal the posting secret!
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Mar 23, 2022 20:22
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Baja blast is just blue powerade and mountain dew
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Mar 23, 2022 20:24
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all my toes are on my left foot
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Mar 23, 2022 20:29
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The true unreleased version of Summer of 69 is predicated on the theft of a prototype 69 Raleigh Chopper bicycle at the Queensway Drive-In late summer 1970 by a 9 1/2 year old Adams.
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Mar 23, 2022 20:30
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i haven’t paid my posting tax in years
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Mar 23, 2022 20:31
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I did a big poo poo
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Mar 23, 2022 20:41
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I have nipples even though I'm a male
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Mar 23, 2022 20:54
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I don't know how [spoiler]bbcodes[spoiler] work
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Mar 23, 2022 21:00
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The Bananana posted:Baja blast is just blue powerade and mountain dew I’m fine with that.
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Mar 23, 2022 21:05
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Mar 23, 2022 22:06
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The Classic double entender anthem Summer of 69 that Bryan wrote the lyrics for has baffled scholars mainly because some of it is true but the numbers don't add up. In 1969 Bryan lives in Texas & nowhere nears a drive-in & it is not until 1970 that Bryan moves to the never mentioned, isolated suburb Beacon Hill in between the Ottawa River, the Queensway & the edge of the city This is where Bryan's first real six string & the drive-in theater come into the picture. The 69 doesn't add up then & even though Bryan has stated the song is about "sex" Jim Vallance who laid the licks to the song has stated that Bryan was playing around with year numbers when developing the lyrics. Half of Bryan's work is about sex, seemingly influenced by his nudest hippie Mother but this song defies that continuation & is generally considered about a lost youth. Now throw into the mix a 1969 Raleigh Chopper prototype bicycle that was stolen directly in front of the Queensway Drive-In Theater by an eleven year old prince of thieves & things become allot clearer. From Bryan's first album If Wishes Were Horses to his latest work where he describes a "69 Buick', it becomes even clearer. Its also becoming clearer that Bryan's quip "standing on your mamas porch, you told that you would wait forever" is probably a product of our second encounter after the theft where I spotted him with his gang walking past our row of townhouses. I sat down on a neighbors porch & watched them go by to the park & stop at the swings. Bryan must have spotted me when I spotted him because by the time I ran to get my Dad they were nowhere to be seen. I'm beginning to think a formative aged Bryan elusive,cant be caught, always on the run strictly private nature could have stemmed from these events
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Mar 23, 2022 22:10
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Mar 23, 2022 22:10
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The Bananana posted:Baja blast is just blue powerade and mountain dew
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Mar 23, 2022 22:16
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dervinosdoom posted:fart shocking if true
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Mar 23, 2022 23:40
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TheSpamalope posted:The Classic double entender anthem Summer of 69 that Bryan wrote the lyrics for has baffled scholars mainly because some of it is true but the numbers don't add up. In 1969 Bryan lives in Texas & nowhere nears a drive-in & it is not until 1970 that Bryan moves to the never mentioned, isolated suburb Beacon Hill in between the Ottawa River, the Queensway & the edge of the city This is where Bryan's first real six string & the drive-in theater come into the picture. The 69 doesn't add up then & even though Bryan has stated the song is about "sex" Jim Vallance who laid the licks to the song has stated that Bryan was playing around with year numbers when developing the lyrics. Half of Bryan's work is about sex, seemingly influenced by his nudest hippie Mother but this song defies that continuation & is generally considered about a lost youth. Now throw into the mix a 1969 Raleigh Chopper prototype bicycle that was stolen directly in front of the Queensway Drive-In Theater by an eleven year old prince of thieves & things become allot clearer. From Bryan's first album If Wishes Were Horses to his latest work where he describes a "69 Buick', it becomes even clearer. Its also becoming clearer that Bryan's quip "standing on your mamas porch, you told that you would wait forever" is probably a product of our second encounter after the theft where I spotted him with his gang walking past our row of townhouses. I sat down on a neighbors porch & watched them go by to the park & stop at the swings. Bryan must have spotted me when I spotted him because by the time I ran to get my Dad they were nowhere to be seen. I'm beginning to think a formative aged Bryan elusive,cant be caught, always on the run strictly private nature could have stemmed from these events I find a lot of this problematic in vastly different ways
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Mar 23, 2022 23:47
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I'm the one who pooped on the pigs balls
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Mar 23, 2022 23:51
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I bumped into John Travolta once, smashed into him HARD because I wasn't paying attention. I don't like to tell anyone.
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Mar 23, 2022 23:51
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gay for gacha posted:I bumped into John Travolta once, smashed into him HARD because I wasn't paying attention. I don't like to tell anyone. Lol I bet you “smashed” real hard
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Mar 26, 2022 18:52
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While working at a liquor store, I watched a mans life fall apart over the course of a year. Lost his job at a company he had been with for forty years for showing up drunk. DUI. Wife left him. Kids would pour his booze down the sink and he'd come back for more. Eventually he'd be there first thing in the morning, shaking, sweating, stinking in unwashed clothes and ungroomed hair, just there to get his half gallon of skol and exist a day longer. Secretly, I enjoyed seeing his entire life crumble because I thought he was a very annoying person and he would go on political tangents in the store.
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Mar 26, 2022 18:59
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crap sorry I didn't mean to walk in here my bad I'll go
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Mar 26, 2022 19:08
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I dunk a teabag 3 times into a cup and wait maybe 30sec and thats done, bang, ready tea If i see a 'brewer' on the street i will stalk him, call for reinforcements, and destroy him. I say 'him' because a hardcore brewer is always a man for some reason. Anal.
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Mar 26, 2022 19:34
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unknown butthole posted:While working at a liquor store, I watched a mans life fall apart over the course of a year. Lost his job at a company he had been with for forty years for showing up drunk. DUI. Wife left him. Kids would pour his booze down the sink and he'd come back for more. Eventually he'd be there first thing in the morning, shaking, sweating, stinking in unwashed clothes and ungroomed hair, just there to get his half gallon of skol and exist a day longer. Secretly, I enjoyed seeing his entire life crumble because I thought he was a very annoying person and he would go on political tangents in the store. turn your monitor on
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Mar 26, 2022 19:43
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I am a dealer… of secrets
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Mar 26, 2022 19:44
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All Your Base Are Belong to you. they were always yours...
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Mar 26, 2022 19:44
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I made my vision board and I am ready to use the power of visualization to achieve what I deserve. and I deserve a lot.
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Mar 26, 2022 19:46
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I hacked the cia database and found out that people who make and watch "let's play" videos are huge losers The cia says a lot of poo poo but one still wonders..
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Mar 26, 2022 19:52
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Icochet posted:I hacked the cia database and found out that people who make and watch "let's play" videos are huge losers Hey! I'm one of those people! So I know that it's true
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Mar 26, 2022 20:12
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all my friends are goons
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Mar 26, 2022 23:06
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Thermophonic Joy posted:all my friends are goons gently caress up if true
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Mar 26, 2022 23:07
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................im gay.................
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Mar 26, 2022 23:14
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TheSpamalope posted:The Classic double entender anthem Summer of 69 that Bryan wrote the lyrics for has baffled scholars mainly because some of it is true but the numbers don't add up. In 1969 Bryan lives in Texas & nowhere nears a drive-in & it is not until 1970 that Bryan moves to the never mentioned, isolated suburb Beacon Hill in between the Ottawa River, the Queensway & the edge of the city This is where Bryan's first real six string & the drive-in theater come into the picture. The 69 doesn't add up then & even though Bryan has stated the song is about "sex" Jim Vallance who laid the licks to the song has stated that Bryan was playing around with year numbers when developing the lyrics. Half of Bryan's work is about sex, seemingly influenced by his nudest hippie Mother but this song defies that continuation & is generally considered about a lost youth. Now throw into the mix a 1969 Raleigh Chopper prototype bicycle that was stolen directly in front of the Queensway Drive-In Theater by an eleven year old prince of thieves & things become allot clearer. From Bryan's first album If Wishes Were Horses to his latest work where he describes a "69 Buick', it becomes even clearer. Its also becoming clearer that Bryan's quip "standing on your mamas porch, you told that you would wait forever" is probably a product of our second encounter after the theft where I spotted him with his gang walking past our row of townhouses. I sat down on a neighbors porch & watched them go by to the park & stop at the swings. Bryan must have spotted me when I spotted him because by the time I ran to get my Dad they were nowhere to be seen. I'm beginning to think a formative aged Bryan elusive,cant be caught, always on the run strictly private nature could have stemmed from these events TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID! loving! BASTARD!!!!
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:Hey! I'm one of those people! You will be approached by a man in a wizard hat. Hear him out.
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