the taxonomy of a byob

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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

scientists have determined that there are three distinct variations of byob and have shared these findings with the greater scientific community today. this marks an important first step in the study of these creatures. here are the new byobs by category:

earlybyobs - these byobs are active in the morning and tend to persist through the breakfast and brunch hours of the day

lunchbyobs - these byobs appear midday and can occasionally be found having post-meal siestas in a comfy hammock

nitebyobs - these byobs are predominantly seen at evening and night times, often active into the wee hours of the morning. a hot debate currently exists among byobentists as to whether these should be referred to as "latebyobs" or "nitebyobs", though a majority of those surveyed agree that "late" cannot be quantified accurately enough for experimentation purposes

# ? Mar 24, 2022 16:52

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# ? May 6, 2024 11:15

Manifisto

the genus orbidae contains several distinct species. orbidae crangus subsists mostly on dried crangberries and crangberry juice, wheras orbidae tacoii cannot survive long without al pastor. orbidae rznvius is known for its haunting mating call, "hurf de durf," and finally (so far as modern science has discovered) orbidae dadjokius will suffer severe injury or even death if it does not periodically utter the phrase "not much, what's [arbitrary repeated phrase] with you."

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Some byobs are also autotrophic like yours truly so i'm a auto-latebyob while the rest of y'all would more accurately be known as hetero-xbyobs

dont make the rules dont hate the player

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm actually crepuscular, therefore I qualify as O. crepitus creeperpus

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:16

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

oh i'll yob any ol way

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# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:20

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

How Wonderful! posted:

oh i'll yob any ol way

a byobblemorph

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# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Day Yobbers

Night Yobbers

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:59

google THIS

(nature documentary voice) And now, after months of shitposting, this yobber slows down and begins to craft and preen a new kind of post.

It is an effortpost, a truly dazzling and rare display. Some yobbers will make as little as one effortpost a year.

Carefully they add in wordplay, observational humor, a touch of philosophy. They might even work in a bit of Photoshop and video editing. Whatever the final result, we know it will be spectacular.

The yobber spots a posting pal. This is the moment they have been waiting for, the payoff for their many days of labor. We watch now as the yobber puts the final touches on their post and prepares to--

quote:

WISH I HAD A G/F SO I COULD WATCH HER POUR BLUE FLUID ON A...

Well, perhaps next year.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 02:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

(nature documentary voice) And now, after months of shitposting, this yobber slows down and begins to craft and preen a new kind of post.

It is an effortpost, a truly dazzling and rare display. Some yobbers will make as little as one effortpost a year.

Carefully they add in wordplay, observational humor, a touch of philosophy. They might even work in a bit of Photoshop and video editing. Whatever the final result, we know it will be spectacular.

The yobber spots a posting pal. This is the moment they have been waiting for, the payoff for their many days of labor. We watch now as the yobber puts the final touches on their post and prepares to--

Well, perhaps next year.

lmao

# ? Mar 25, 2022 03:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

(nature documentary voice) And now, after months of shitposting, this yobber slows down and begins to craft and preen a new kind of post.

It is an effortpost, a truly dazzling and rare display. Some yobbers will make as little as one effortpost a year.

Carefully they add in wordplay, observational humor, a touch of philosophy. They might even work in a bit of Photoshop and video editing. Whatever the final result, we know it will be spectacular.

The yobber spots a posting pal. This is the moment they have been waiting for, the payoff for their many days of labor. We watch now as the yobber puts the final touches on their post and prepares to--

Well, perhaps next year.

lmaoldmine :f5h:

# ? Mar 25, 2022 03:46

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Day Yobbers

Night Yobbers

did you make these pm?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 25, 2022 05:49

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Is a post made at 5:05 AM likely made by an earlbyob or nitebyob? Asking literally for science.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 10:57

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Bright Bart posted:

Is a post made at 5:05 AM likely made by an earlbyob or nitebyob? Asking literally for science.

this timeframe is the "changing of the guard". earlybyobs begin to stir and nitebyob sightings wane, though it is perhaps not uncommon to see nitebyobs active into the beginning of the earlybyob period

and so while it is a gradient and not a strict rule, I would find 5:05am to be, generally speaking, part of the earlybyob activity cycle

# ? Mar 25, 2022 15:21

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Manifisto posted:

did you make these pm?

no i stole them from google images i can give proper credits tho

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:01

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

no i stole them from google images i can give proper credits tho

no need I was just preparing to be impressed that you finally learned blender

I still have hope for u tho

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:27

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

(nature documentary voice) And now, after months of shitposting, this yobber slows down and begins to craft and preen a new kind of post.

It is an effortpost, a truly dazzling and rare display. Some yobbers will make as little as one effortpost a year.

Carefully they add in wordplay, observational humor, a touch of philosophy. They might even work in a bit of Photoshop and video editing. Whatever the final result, we know it will be spectacular.

The yobber spots a posting pal. This is the moment they have been waiting for, the payoff for their many days of labor. We watch now as the yobber puts the final touches on their post and prepares to--

Well, perhaps next year.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 09:41

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# ? May 6, 2024 11:15

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

I'm migratory and just now coming back to my hammocking grounds

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# ? Mar 28, 2022 15:07

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