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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://youtu.be/byoEBdVoVpM how to basil

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm kinda having the same feeling I had before the 2008 market crash.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
So you're saying the asparagus season may be delayed this year, OP? Unpleasant.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I can't find Dill Pickle flavored chicken wings anywhere

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm not sure if they exist and that's why, but they should

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

Duck sauce is delicious it's made from plums and apricots

If that were true it would have been called plums and apricots sauce, IDIDOT!!!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
learn to freaking cook

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Your neighbors, specifically

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Saltine crackers have been unavailable for months. I had a tummy ache the other day and there were no saltine crackers with which to settle my tum-tums.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

OMFG FURRY posted:

learn to freaking cook

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The Walrus posted:

rabbits are very beautiful and thoughtful creatures i will haev youknow

one of the mommies tries to murder us every time we open the cage. she rampage boxes and seethes at the world with her tiny snarl-growl. she's the most ferocious thing I've ever met and her name is Gloves. Because she's got little boxing glove markings on her front paws. She is very beautiful and thoughtful and desires to maul you.

One day she will kill a man just to watch him die.


Treecko posted:

I'm grateful for what you do and I know I couldn't do it myself. I like rabbits as pets but understand it's an important food crop. And I know you take good care of them before. I'd eat my guinea pigs too if I had to.

Cuy is a really popular food in some parts of the world. I used to raise them and actually sold a few off when I lived in Washington. Never really got the feed to meat ratio I wanted, but yeah; they're viable as a food source if you need them.

I've been a vegetarian for 20 years. It is surprisingly easy to butcher livestock (even bunnies) when you give them good, happy lives and know they aren't going to feel anything when it's time to go. You get pelts, you get meat, you get nice dog treats. I'm a big advocate of being more hands-on with our food, though, so I don't mind feeding folks who get squeamish at the idea of popping Peter Rabbit so he can go in the stew pot that evening for everybody else. They're cool pets, but we raise them specifically with meat in mind.

Though we have one french lop doe (girl), Sweetheart, who is the kindest rabbit I've ever met in my life. I think I'd have a hard time putting her in a pot and she's probably got clearance to live as a brood doe forever, which is something I've never granted any rabbit in my life.


numberoneposter posted:

I'm kinda having the same feeling I had before the 2008 market crash.

We are so far past that

Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Mar 25, 2022

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I buy all my stuff local anyway. one of the pros to living in the heartland :)

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
After you eat all them beans you're gonna be living in the fartland :ocelot::grin:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mooey Cow posted:

After you eat all them beans you're gonna be living in the fartland :ocelot::grin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6783muFuJ1w

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I only eat food that's 6' or taller.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Chief McHeath posted:

I only eat food that's 6' or taller.

That’s a lot of whale penis.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chief McHeath posted:

I only eat food that's 6' or taller.
i didnt know they stacked poo poo that high!!!!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

my emergency prepper bucket doesn't contain beans or rice, just a whole bunch of vodka. if I run out of food, I'll crack it open and drink myself to death, boom never hungry again

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just eat less, duh.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
You eat organic? I've got a fresh farm-to-table purée of MY BALLS.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
* buys half a loaf of bread by accident *

"gently caress Reagan!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t panic, it’s organic!

my rear end and taint

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t panic, it’s organic!

my rear end and taint

mine contain a disturbing amount of glyphosate :(

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

It's definitely Russia and not consecutive years of low yield or outright failed harvests across the globe from floods/droughts/heat waves/etc catching up to us :hmmyes:

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

numberoneposter posted:

I'm kinda having the same feeling I had before the 2008 market crash.

Same. Something bad is coming.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Enfys posted:

It's definitely Russia and not consecutive years of low yield or outright failed harvests across the globe from floods/droughts/heat waves/etc catching up to us :hmmyes:

Global warming, rampant capitalism and bad agricultural practices leading to collapse of agriculture are russian bots lies

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Brrrmph posted:

Same. Something bad is coming.
the real question is how can i profit from it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Professor Shark posted:

I can't find Dill Pickle flavored chicken wings anywhere

I found dill pickle flavored almonds at the market the other day but i havent tried them yet so i dont know if they are good or not HTH

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Enfys posted:

It's definitely Russia and not consecutive years of low yield or outright failed harvests across the globe from floods/droughts/heat waves/etc catching up to us :hmmyes:

it's both

well i guess the russia thing isn't being felt yet actually that'll be in a few months

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Nooner posted:

I found dill pickle flavored almonds at the market the other day but i havent tried them yet so i dont know if they are good or not HTH

They're good

There's dill pickle doritos too. My buddy bought some, I have to ask him tomarrow if they're worth it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Morty Morty I turned myself into a pickle chip.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
*crushes Pickle Chip to dust before it gets out of hand*

Whew

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

numberoneposter posted:

the real question is how can i profit from it

Sell your house
Live in your car for a bit
Buy your house back for less than you sold it for
Profit

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Invite prospective house buyers and then eat them

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Lots of *joking* about Dill Pickle stuff here but not a lot of respectful concern

Not trying to be a passive aggressive or aything but please have some respect

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Sorry I unironiclly love dill flavored everything and the Pickle Rick jokes just kinda send me over the edge a bit.

Dill cheese curds are rad too.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

BJs still has a mountain of actual dill pickles. Stock up.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Food shartages

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

numberoneposter posted:

the real question is how can i profit from it

Well, there is that.

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
as long I keep Eatin, Ill keep making GBS threads, and That is what's up

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