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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Nice beaver. When does it get shot tho?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I love how you can barely see anything even on the blu ray. What a scam

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Wow, a wide open beaver!


















Wide open to being petted and stroked.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NWeyz7e8E

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

BigBadSteve posted:

Wow, a wide open beaver!


















Wide open to being petted and stroked.

Exactly. We must strive to preserve the aquatic environments that keep them and then everyone else happy.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3LWOTCW4A

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Haha remember Emilio Estevez?

fun facts, he'll be sixty 5/12/22. he's 5'7". He was married to Paula Abdul from 92-94.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

blight rhino posted:

Haha remember Emilio Estevez?

fun facts, he'll be sixty 5/12/22. he's 5'7". He was married to Paula Abdul from 92-94.

Uh he died last year

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I went to the zoo last month and I saw some beavers and they were CHAWING DOWN on some tree matter of some type

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Yvershek posted:

Exactly. We must strive to preserve the aquatic environments that keep them and then everyone else happy.

Love stroking a moist beaver

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Uh he died last year

no that was charlie sheen

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
A really great playlist of heaps of out takes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsFr7q3PeGo

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Mar 25, 2022

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Doctor Dogballs posted:

no that was charlie sheen

Killed by his addiction to beavers.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I don't think even Joe Estevez is dead

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I went to the zoo last month and I saw some beavers and they were CHAWING DOWN on some tree matter of some type

Would you say the beaver was making some wood disappear? :grin:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

gleebster posted:

I don't think even Joe Estevez is dead

Somehow Joe is still only the second most embarrassing Estevez.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I've witnessed a beaver transform a creek into a small lake. It was awesome. It became a creek again. I wonder what happened to the beavers?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
It doesn't seem very gratuitous

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Zeluth posted:

I've witnessed a beaver transform a creek into a small lake. It was awesome. It became a creek again. I wonder what happened to the beavers?
Maybe they were shot, gratuitously.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've never seen a particularly friendly beaver.
They always seem grouchy.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

They have beavers at my local zoo, and I have to admit that my first impulse when seeing them is a survival instinct to obtain their obviously warm and waterproof fur. They literally register as living coats upon first reveal. Then I wait 5 seconds and they are cute.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfA5L3YAO0

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Beavers look inherently Canadian, ya know?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

There was a waterway called Beaver Brook back in Massachusetts but the water was so polluted I’m sure an actual beaver would have burst into flames.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/IxNi7Iy.mp4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tortured and killed by a beaver

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
We got wild beavers here. Wild, hairy beavers. They're pretty fun to watch swim in the river. Making little dams and living thier little beaver lives.

There's a lot of stuff named after them. We got Beaverdale, Beaver Drive, Lower Beaver RD, Beavers Mowers....

It's pretty funny.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i saw some wild beaver munching action last fall
https://i.imgur.com/9vxPCU7.mp4

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Beavers is just big fat otters.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Naw otters are actively vicious

Beavers are chill. They're North American capybaras.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

settle down, beavers

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
So like, Beavers and Meese are clearly Canadian. I don't care if they're found elsewhere, you look at those motherfuckers, they look Canadian as poo poo. Prairie Dogs look South American to me.

Bears look American tho. Especially hibernating bears. Don't ask me why, I don't make the rules. The best part is you look at like Australian Possums? They look American to me. Opossums look like skunks on a bender, so maybe exclusively from the shittieszt parts of Vegas.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's Mise

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think you realize the flap of my tail.

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