It's On: Whoopi Goldberg demands apology from Royal Family for slavery

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Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

I don't think anybody expected this

Whoopi Goldberg has demanded that the British Royal Family apologise for its history of slavery.

The actor and presenter, 66, said on her talk show The View: �We cannot ignore the fact that Britain ran roughshod over India for years� Let us not forget, when we talk about what needs to happen,

Its over for these royals

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, called on royal family to apologize for its colonial past

Discussing the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's tour of the Caribbean

Speaking on The View, actress said royals 'ran roughshod over India for years'

New York-based Whoopi said 'all the folks' need to apologize for slavery ties

The actress previously said she had a 'close' relationship to the Duke of Sussex

Previously made comments supporting Meghan Markle after Oprah interview

Last month Whoopi was suspended from The View for two weeks over her comments alleging that race was not a factor in the Holocaust

She referred to Jews and Nazis as 'two groups of white people' and said that because they were both white, it was about 'inhumanity' and not race

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 25, 2022

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:53

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

I don't think anybody expected this

Whoopi Goldberg has demanded that the British Royal Family apologise for its history of slavery.

quote:

Last month Whoopi was suspended from The View for two weeks over her comments alleging that race was not a factor in the Holocaust

She referred to Jews and Nazis as 'two groups of white people' and said that because they were both white, it was about 'inhumanity' and not race

In summation Whoopi is a land of contrasts

# ? Mar 25, 2022 16:17

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Who What Now posted:

In summation Whoopi is a land of contrasts

Whoopi "had then-boyfriend Ted Danson do a bombing set in blackface at her own roast" Goldberg?

# ? Mar 25, 2022 16:20

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Like, I get it, rich whites can do no wrong. But much like I do when my wife is mad, you just LIE and say you're sorry without meaning it.

Why can't people figure out this "one weird trick"?

# ? Mar 25, 2022 16:44

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

If the Queen of England slowly marches down an aisle fully resplendent in robes and finery, with trumpeters blaring, and surrounded by family and other royalty in a full court, and takes the dias, and with scepter in hand and crown on head solemnly says directly into the camera: "I'm sorry about slavery Whoopi Goldberg." And then the trumpets flair again and she walks back down the aisle and leaves.

Then what happens?

Is it over?

Did that fix the thing? Are they good now?

# ? Mar 25, 2022 16:44

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

More like Whoopsi.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 16:46

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

Big Beef City posted:

If the Queen of England slowly marches down an aisle fully resplendent in robes and finery, with trumpeters blaring, and surrounded by family and other royalty in a full court, and takes the dias, and with scepter in hand and crown on head solemnly says directly into the camera: "I'm sorry about slavery Whoopi Goldberg." And then the trumpets flair again and she walks back down the aisle and leaves.

Then what happens?

Is it over?

Did that fix the thing? Are they good now?

The queen is still offended people like Whoopie know her language.
Wide eyed and petrified "Who taught you this??"

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:06

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

If the Queen of England slowly marches down an aisle fully resplendent in robes and finery, with trumpeters blaring, and surrounded by family and other royalty in a full court, and takes the dias, and with scepter in hand and crown on head solemnly says directly into the camera: "I'm sorry about slavery Whoopi Goldberg." And then the trumpets flair again and she walks back down the aisle and leaves.

Then what happens?

Is it over?

Did that fix the thing? Are they good now?

that should do the trick, yeah

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:13

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Big Beef City posted:

If the Queen of England slowly marches down an aisle fully resplendent in robes and finery, with trumpeters blaring, and surrounded by family and other royalty in a full court, and takes the dias, and with scepter in hand and crown on head solemnly says directly into the camera: "I'm sorry about slavery Whoopi Goldberg." And then the trumpets flair again and she walks back down the aisle and leaves.

Then what happens?

Is it over?

Did that fix the thing? Are they good now?

She should have to give Whoopi the scepter.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:16

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

Her names means farting and choosing a Jewish name to make it in the business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnvIrE7bHG4

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:32

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

she should be more like guinan

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:34

sad question: May 30, 2020

Big Beef City posted:

If the Queen of England slowly marches down an aisle fully resplendent in robes and finery, with trumpeters blaring, and surrounded by family and other royalty in a full court, and takes the dias, and with scepter in hand and crown on head solemnly says directly into the camera: "I'm sorry about slavery Whoopi Goldberg." And then the trumpets flair again and she walks back down the aisle and leaves.

Then what happens?

Whoopi storms the palace and executes everyone inside.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:42

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Doctor Dogballs posted:

she should be more like guinan

as to hat wise, you mean?

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:46

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Her names means farting

Huge if true, this really recontextualizes The Newlywed Game.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:48

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

This is just an opening bid. She's gonna settle for eyebrows

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:49

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Last month Whoopi was suspended from The View for two weeks over her comments alleging that race was not a factor in the Holocaust

She referred to Jews and Nazis as 'two groups of white people' and said that because they were both white, it was about 'inhumanity' and not race

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:52

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

gleebster posted:

This is just an opening bid. She's gonna settle for eyebrows

Switching Whoopie the farter to Eyebrows Goldberg

Bold

# ? Mar 25, 2022 17:57

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

If you never admit you�re wrong then you never have to pay reparations :eng101:

# ? Mar 25, 2022 18:03

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

The Moon Monster posted:

Huge if true, this really recontextualizes The Newlywed Game.

It actually is

# ? Mar 25, 2022 18:58

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

Whoppie did a Whoopsie, let's see how the "media" handle's this

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:00

Crespolini: Mar 9, 2014

If they apologize they become legally responsible. Never apologize for anything btw, or say you're sorry unless you want to go to jail.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:02

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

I hope the fart lady gets her apology

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I wish Kate would run roughshod over my balls

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:05

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

"Making Whoopi" means "to gently caress", not to fart, you absolute ding dongs

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:10

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

66 huh. I'll say nice in 3 more years.

Go get-em Whoopi!

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:17

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Yes, Whoopi Goldberg is a racist piece of poo poo but she's also a black woman, so the universe isn't going to let her do whatever she wants. Meanwhile a straight white man can murder a dozen people of color and never see any consequences because life is a videogame and straight white men are the heroes and are suppose to win the game by enslaving and exterminating all the other races and genders because they the enemy and exist solely to try and kill the players. This is what gammons actually believe.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 19:24