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Y home renovation project oh dang, these are the wrong pipe fittings. guess i need to make another trip to Helm's Depot |
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Elrond: Hey Boromir, could you move this bucket of cement out of the way? Boromir: I'm using it to redo the bathroom tile. Elrond: I know, but it's in the middle of the hallway. Someone could walk into it. Boromir: ... |
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Mar 25, 2022 17:35
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google THIS posted:Elrond: Hey Boromir, could you move this bucket of cement out of the way? lol
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Mar 25, 2022 17:51
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Legolas: THEY'RE COATING THE SOFFITS IN ICY-GUARD
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Mar 25, 2022 17:53
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Thousands of orcs outside chanting "GROUT! GROUT! GROUT! GROUT!" |
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Mar 25, 2022 19:15
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Gandalf: prime, you fools!!!
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Mar 25, 2022 19:33
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Boromir: One does not simply caulk on a moldy door! |
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Mar 25, 2022 20:27
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"Uh, Gandalf, you wanted MDF right?" "Ply, you fools!"
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Mar 25, 2022 20:56
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They have a lathe troll! |
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Mar 25, 2022 22:18
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Diorama posted:"Uh, Gandalf, you wanted MDF right?"
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Mar 25, 2022 23:56
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A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship and make TWO TRIPS from the car! But it is not this day! 
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Mar 26, 2022 06:31
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Samwise: This is the worst tiling job I've ever seen. Who did this floor? Gollum: What's spacers, precious? |
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Mar 26, 2022 07:49
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The fellowship's quest is to install Sauron's new video doorbell |
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Mar 26, 2022 16:08
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come on down to pipeweed petes big ol barn of round doors! for all your round door needs! we got big single hinges, we got doorknobs, we have prehung frame and door combos, so please, before the shire is razed, stop by!
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Mar 26, 2022 16:24
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Employee: Yeah, this bad boy will work. Install one of these babies at the top of your evil tower and it'll project a giant flaming eyeball all no problem. Sauron: I don't want a whole eyeball. Just an eye. Employee: What? Sauron: You know, almond shaped, like it was lidded, but otherwise still disembodied. Employee: Ok, that's gonna be a little more difficult. Sauron: And it needs to be able to spot lost jewelry from thousands of miles away, even through walls. That's very important. Employee: ...I'll see what we have in the back. |
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Mar 26, 2022 18:01
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google THIS posted:Employee: Yeah, this bad boy will work. Install one of these babies at the top of your evil tower and it'll project a giant flaming eyeball all no problem.
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Mar 26, 2022 18:43
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no bilbo, i said Mordor! Mordor!!
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Mar 26, 2022 19:39
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your friend sk posted:no bilbo, i said Mordor! Mordor!! haha
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Mar 26, 2022 20:00
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google THIS posted:The fellowship's quest is to install Sauron's new video doorbell IoT cameras are dangerous. You never know who else might be watching. |
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Mar 26, 2022 20:40
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google THIS posted:The fellowship's quest is to install Sauron's new video doorbell It's by Ring, of course. |
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Mar 26, 2022 21:44
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"You have my sword." "And my bow." "And my axe!" "Could we have them back please? You 'borrowed' them almost six months ago" |
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