Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/VC31415/status/1506937873496481797

ONE MILLION DEAD AMERICANS!!! LMAO!!!!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost

I never thought we would get there. I would like to thank the American Health Care System

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I dunno, for one thing it's just a number, and for another thing it's part of a large number of dead people. Not really seeing the up side.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost

gleebster posted:

I dunno, for one thing it's just a number, and for another thing it's part of a large number of dead people. Not really seeing the up side.

a big number, an American number. We should be proud!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

a big number, an American number. We should be proud!

Go suck off a mummy, you ghoul.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



whats this 'we' poo poo

i didn't do it

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
:toot:

Congratulations! Tell us what our lovely contestants have won!

...

O-Oh.

:confuoot:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost

gleebster posted:

Go suck off a mummy, you ghoul.

We're the best at everything!

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
From Covid, not of Covid? Seems like something some idiot will say

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

To covid. With covid. By covid.
... near covid?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
In actuality that figure was likely reached a month ago and the statistics people just didn't get around to all the backlogs

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*presses f key*

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


I knew we could do it, bring it in yall im so proud

coughs

Frakas
Mar 6, 2022
5

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

gleebster posted:

Go suck off a mummy, you ghoul.

Ghouls are cannibals and carrion eaters so you don't want to get a beej from them

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fuckin a time for the contestants to eat another mutated pustule off their own body that their stomach won’t reject. :jerky:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I bet the millionth person to die did their research and also trusted their immune system lol

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Y'all remember "boomer remover"?

Good times, I tell ya, good times.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I thought we crossed that threshold a while ago tbh

edit: maybe I was thinking worldwide

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
The next milestone is to crack 1.9 million deaths, which will make it approximately more deaths than the Spanish flu including the States population growth, as today's States has 3x (and change) the population it did in the tail end of the 1910's and start of the Roaring 20's.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost

Cornwind Evil posted:

The next milestone is to crack 1.9 million deaths, which will make it approximately more deaths than the Spanish flu including the States population growth, as today's States has 3x (and change) the population it did in the tail end of the 1910's and start of the Roaring 20's.

for covid or the war?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Wait a minute, I thought the prez said covid was over? There's a war on. Two bad things can't happen at once.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I knew we could do it! God bless the U-S-A!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Cornwind Evil posted:

The next milestone is to crack 1.9 million deaths, which will make it approximately more deaths than the Spanish flu including the States population growth, as today's States has 3x (and change) the population it did in the tail end of the 1910's and start of the Roaring 20's.

Considering the 1 million figure is just for confirmed Covid deaths and that some states have really bent over backwards to fudge the data and that excess deaths are in 1.3 million range I think you can definitely crack that number by the end of the year

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost

Kirk Vikernes posted:

I knew we could do it! God bless the U-S-A!

:yeah:

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

*Toby Keith-ishly, directly at COVID-19*

We’ll stick a boot up your rear end, it’s the American way

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Brother Tadger posted:

*presses f key*

:yeah:

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
that seems like a lot of dead people. somebody should do something.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

they were just gonna die anyway

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Unacceptable. We will respond in kind. Inexcusable. We will terminate with extreme prejudice a million COVID.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i hope the millionth person got a big novelty check.

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Unacceptable. We will respond in kind. Inexcusable. We will terminate with extreme prejudice a million COVID.

I just ejected about a million covids!

(into my mask)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


1 million down, 100+ million to go OP.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
The country with 4% of the global population has 16% of global COVID-19 deaths.

USA #1

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

The country with 4% of the global population has 16% of global COVID-19 deaths.

USA #1

It's the power of prayer.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm gonna make ceremonial t-shirts and get rich.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

1 million down, 100+ million to go OP.

:haibrower::respek::haibrow:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
this is completely meaningless, numbers are just a thing invented by people, just like the coronavirus

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply