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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Insects don't feel pleasure, she released a pheromone and the worker acted, very simple.

Now that his purpose has been served, does she eat him for the needed calories, or does he simply die and become (more of) a husk?

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Nuts and Gum posted:

So what does that mean? He can’t participate in any projects that have mpaa recognized unions? Does he give the trophy back?

No he’s still a union member. Academy just means you get to vote on who wins an Oscar

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Eric Cantonese posted:

Next year, they should just go straight WWF and let celebrities hit each other with chairs and slam their rivals through tables.

OH MY GAWD! IT'S MARTIN SCORSESE'S MUSIC. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!?!?

Celebrity Deathmatch?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Haha can't take away my oscar if I don't recognize your authority

They've never taken away the Oscars of the handful of people who've been expelled.

sad question
May 30, 2020

https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1510065172328718337?s=20&t=e34KpeDxRF8grbuSQ_zVsQ

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015


Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

Another goon posted this in a different thread.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
The Artist Formerly Known As Froggy Fresh wrote a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybKlLgb9UAo

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Private Cumshoe posted:

Oscar Isaac is hot af

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Chris Rock died and his body exploded because there was enough damage done over his max HP to trigger the gib animation.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
New song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jELW8y2h1MY

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1511788178516201480?s=21&t=OEyDlV1EtVm-cSsGPbw4TQ

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


i'm glad jim clarified. i thought he was busy making Hi and Lois for a second.

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
Will's doing great :) :) :)

https://twitter.com/Raddsurfer/status/1512154005790605322?s=20&t=zCkVzjrpWrIRFo9N2L-eLg

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
She bald

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRy4LdRiqmk

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Next time there needs to be a chalk circle on the floor with a gun in it that no one is allowed to touch

Where the circle I have drawn is:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

He should've just yelled "KEEP MY FACE OUT YOUR FUCKIN' CAMERA"

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

has sound
https://i.imgur.com/g2M0Vty.mp4

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Apr 8, 2022

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

if chris rock ducked then performed a mortal kombat uppercut he'd probably go down as the greatest comedian in history.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

SilvergunSuperman posted:

if chris rock ducked then performed a mortal kombat uppercut he'd probably go down as the greatest comedian in history.

Just do a drop swing kick, I said this like 20+ pages ago.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
just take the slap but then rebound and headbutt smith very quickly :scotland:

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Nah, take the momentum from the torque of the slap and transition to a spinning heel kick.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
he should have pulled out a bazooka and blown that guys rear end to kingdom come

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Next time there needs to be a chalk circle on the floor with a gun in it that no one is allowed to touch

Where the circle I have drawn is:


At this point I’m surprised Pro Thunderball isn’t an actual sport.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


AARD VARKMAN posted:

he should have pulled out a bazooka and blown that guys rear end to kingdom come

i wonder what the oscars’ limit is. like if he pulled out a gun people would probably freak out and the place would shut down. but i bet he could have pulled out some nunchucks and people would still react the same. maybe a big indiana jones whip? or he could have done a bunch of cool butterfly knife tricks in his face and then slapped him

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/clarissajanlim/status/1512504156329852943?s=20&t=-Ux-6zlM5HE1s5Dnew9byg

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


drat i bet his wife will be pissed at him now although i guess she could just go with someone else

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc_kxJv8FRw

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/alexradiohour/status/1512509331740188677

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.



Somebody help him.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Lmao somebody stop Jada as well

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://mobile.twitter.com/jadapsmith/status/1147993243050622977

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/RudisExcitatio/status/1512471218334711823?t=70btA6NTdgqrRM2FqOCt6A&s=19

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Christ almighty I’m so sorry will. You can stay in my extra room if you want.

Joke Miriam
Nov 17, 2019



Was Alec Baldwin mentioned at all during the show?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
was listening to this podscast today and they were being like this

"man, i can't believe twitter. it's so crazy"
"the oscars thing made it blow up"
"yeah i know. man. everyone should just shut up"

and i'm like

for the love of god people

YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM TWITTER

JUST STOP USING IT

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

sorry it's just like, i've been off all social media for over a year now and it's insane to me that people can't see how much their life is taken up by this trivial bullshit that is not even enjoyable to them

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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

is nicolas cage officially just nic cage now?

i think nicolas cage is a cooler name. did i make that up. i thought he was called nicolas.

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