i saw it OP and its as boring and offputting as the games
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The halo games are bad so why would the show be any different
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 03:11 |
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Big Beef City posted:I was under the impression that the main character isn't actually Master Chief. This sounds like an actual good show based on a video game, and therefore will never be made.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 03:11 |
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HaBLOW sucks call me when they make a sweet CoD tv show
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 03:13 |
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Nooner posted:HaBLOW sucks call me when they make a sweet
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 03:17 |
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I never understood why a master chef was fighting a war against aliens.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 03:29 |
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I'm glad they kept the topless computer lady, that's central to the artistic integrity. I also like the way they deal with the jeep's handling by always having it happen be driving over a slip-and-slide. e: Also love the way Halo constantly jumps around whenever someone talks to him. Authentic. Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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no
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Xaintrailles posted:I'm glad they kept the topless computer lady, that's central to the artistic integrity. Uhhhhhh mods? Excuse me?! She is NOT topless. Ok? She is feminine but does NOT have extremely detailed secondary sexual characteristics they are VERY tastefully covered by her virtual skin tight spandex digital outerwear, thank you. AND FURTHERMORE her NAME is Cortana. NOT 'Computer Lady'. Talk about DEMEANING someone? Why don't you take a look in a mirror, BUD. And on THAT note, HIS name is not HALO. Halo is a ring world? Alright? One of at least more than one that exist. In space. Maybe you've heard of that? Probably not since you're so busy staring at Cortana's boobs and playing throw the ball or what have you, you APE. His NAME is Master Chief John 117 and no I don't know what happened to John's 1-116 that is part of the mystery and maybe if you SHUT YOUR DIP HOLE LONG ENOUGH I could watch the show and find out. Think we can try that hot shot??? I thought so. Not so TOUGH now are ya once you get a little knowledge SPOON FED to you about the hardest guy in the universe Master Chief John 117.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 04:13 |
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im watching the first epispde right now. i cam confirm it is a real television show.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 04:41 |
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His name is master chief John Halo. Hail to the King baby, always bet on 117. I'm just like the Chief. My girlfriend is a computer too
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 05:19 |
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Heck i didnt even see the OLD halo tv show
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 06:26 |
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Master chief should take off his helmet and reveal himself to be Sylvester Stallone.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 11:35 |
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When he took his helmet off all I could see was that guy in the dockworker season of The Wire. edit: turns out that's because it is him.
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Big Beef City posted:Not so TOUGH now are ya once you get a little knowledge SPOON FED to you about the hardest guy in the universe Master Chief John 117. Yeah I liked when he got it out too but hardest in the universe? Halo is clearly flaccid in his second shower scene and all the way through Captain's "dicks out" speech.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 12:46 |
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I can't believe they killed off Mister Chef in the first episode, but i enjoyed that they wrote on this tombstone that "eh didn't afraid of anything"
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 13:09 |
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Half-Life tv show is so much better and more erudite
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 13:13 |
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Applewhite posted:Master chief should take off his helmet and reveal himself to be Sylvester Stallone. Judge Dredd was a p good movie...
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 15:44 |
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kntfkr posted:master queef Get outta my head man
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 15:59 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Half-Life tv show is so much better and more erudite I want the intro to be some kind of really lovely prog-rock/techno music as really dark shapes and lines move slowly across the screen and an extremely sampled, yet almost comically overly sexy womans voice intones "They're waiting for you...in the test chamber, Gordon.." repeatedly.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 17:09 |
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I remember there was a thing called red vs blue. Is this show just that again?
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 17:44 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:oh is that what this tweet is about tbqh, gamerwords is pretty authentic to the halo xbox live experience
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:The chief story and character is boring. I want to see the story of Thel'Vadam please and thank you. This is how I felt playing after playing through the campaign of Halo 2 last year and then jumping into Halo 3 only to find out you're Master Chief forever in single player from that point forward.
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