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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
its just the part of kitchen nightmares or bar rescue where the guy orders from the place's menu and yells about how bad everything is and then goes into the kitchen and finds a bunch of mold

just that part. then he leaves and the show is over. the restaurant doesn't get poo poo.

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run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
I'm picturing something like cops except they are an rear end in a top hat chef and health inspector team that respond to calls about lovely kitchens. I would watch it OP.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I always thought a good show would be jerk boss. It's like an undercover boss but the rub is that the boss is just a huge jerk and always being a dick.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

A panel of celebrity judges eat a bunch of expertly prepared dishes and guess which one has cum in it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A guy buys a car and it gets the check engine light, he has to find out why the light came on

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Here is an idea it is a tv show based on the hit vodeo game series Halo!

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
Kitchen nightmares but at the end they pull down the sign and it turns out it was one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants all along (They're poo poo and he's a hack Chef who people only like because he swears and has a team of writers writing insults for him to hurl at struggling business owners)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

precision posted:

its just the part of kitchen nightmares or bar rescue where the guy orders from the place's menu and yells about how bad everything is and then goes into the kitchen and finds a bunch of mold

just that part. then he leaves and the show is over. the restaurant doesn't get poo poo.

youre the type of motherfucker that is responsible for poo poo like "oops all berries", but youre correct thats the best part of these shows

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i like to eat a frozen pizza and watch gordon ramsay eat trash hotel food. it comforts me.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Break Time!

In each episode the Witch King of Angmar tries to break various wizards. A panel of the Istari rate each wizards attempt to resist being broken and sends one off to the final. At the end of each season the wizard that wins the final is sent to defend a city of men against a dark tide of evil.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wife swap but its porno

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
A show I’d like to see could be called Sandwich Race, where two people race to eat a big sandwich the fastest. Maybe while a live studio audience shoots them with paintballs?

Edit: ^^^^^^^ I’ve seen that, it’s on the Internet.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Why would we watch a show about op's house

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

I just read that there was a fourteen year old kid who died on a rollercoaster or something because he wasn't strapped in right. Tragic, but he was also 6.5 and 330 pounds. Wow! Maybe a show about that huge kid imo.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Crespolini posted:

I just read that there was a fourteen year old kid who died on a rollercoaster or something because he wasn't strapped in right. Tragic, but he was also 6.5 and 330 pounds. Wow! Maybe a show about that huge kid imo.

they should call that show Humpty Dumpty

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Busted

Every week its a smashcut compilation of dudes getting walked in on while tuggin. big dudes, small dudes, rich dudes, poor dudes. 23 minutes straight. only on nbc

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

american audit warrior

a combination of american gladiator and american ninja warrior full of people convicted of tax evasion. if you lose you go to a lithium mine for 10 years

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
A tiny tongue licking a huge anus.

That's it.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


survivor but its barnyard animals.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
A rock eroding at an increasing rate as the acid rain grows stronger.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a crossover episode of the amazing race and HBO's "Oz"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Queer eye for the straight guy, but the straight guy comes out of the closet at the end of the show and just admits he’s a gay dude with zero fashion sense. :gay:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
im all about that life

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Time-lapse of a plant growing with the sound of meat being forced through a sieve playing.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Queer eye for the straight guy, but the straight guy comes out of the closet at the end of the show and just admits he’s a gay dude with zero fashion sense. :gay:

queer eye but its every gay dude im friends with ie 4 fat slobs who are pretty much exactly like me but also enjoy getting dicked down

we talk about the denver broncos for 23 minutes a week

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You Are Going to Die.

Using the latest in Hollywood movie technology they reanimate dead celebrities to bring us sobering messages about our own imminent meetings with oblivion.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Bob Ross but it's a drunk white guy with dreads using water color.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
That's just Gordon Ramsay's current youtube channel as it is run by his daughter, sorry your idea has been taken OP

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
sanitation worker supervisor looking for the biggest bergs and hootin and a hollering at the poo poo stank elephant sized clogs.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I'm not even kidding if they made a show called America's Got Farts where each contestant just walked on stage and tried to fart their biggest it would be the most popular show for at least a year

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

EA Sports posted:

sanitation worker supervisor looking for the biggest bergs and hootin and a hollering at the poo poo stank elephant sized clogs.

chicken fuckin dinner boys

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
A gameshow where people put their livelihoods on the line for cash and prizes. Small business owners put all their assets against other players and it's literally winner take all.

How I Met Your Momster: An American version of the monster girl harem anime genre. However, to keep the secret, all scenes of the future children will have to be shot from the shoulders up to prevent viewers from figuring out which monster girl the protagonist eventually fertilized. Oddly enough, the puritan nature of network television can't allow the show to rely on fanservice and softcore, to the show manages to be a thoughtful romantic comedy that gets 9 successful seasons, but Youtubers will swear it's the worst piece of poo poo ever because snake girl's tits didn't smother the lead every episode. The final episode will reveal them to be completely human children and the reveal that their mom was just a normal human woman. Humanity is the real monster, after all.

A series about a two guys who are trying to get rich and famous by trying to find a niche to exploit for mass popularity and industry attention. Be it trying to remake epic films on zero budget, doing indie animation, sending fan scripts to celebrities, media criticism on Youtube, Jackass stunts, etc.

Badwill: A show about thrift store hustlers who are constantly at war with one another, store staff, and low-income families, trying to buy as much stuff to flip as possible. An ever-developing storyline is 'Tandy Man', a local hermit and hoarder whom is slowly dying but has an entire house packed with sealed 60s-90s retail merch he acquired over the years, that all the opposing factions are trying to figure out a way to obtain from him.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
American Ninja but between events the contestants are given random surgeries.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Who's Skeleton Is That?

We tell everyone whose skeleton it is.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Tattooed individuals are put through a series of challenges. Losers are blindfolded and a random design is pulled from a hat and it is put on their body. Winner gets either a new tattoo of their choosing or that laser removal treatment for free.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Milking It: A man's uncle dies, leaving him an ice cream shoppe in his will. However, the ice cream shoppe is in trouble since the entire community is lactose intolerant and so is the nephew. But it turns out that there's a another product he can get his hands on that that might help him turn a profit...

Plant-based dairy desserts.

The story follows a lawyer and his pursuit for justice to sue the nephew and the store for false advertising since they no longer actually carry 'dairy' products, and it's right in the store's name.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Survivor, but the castaways are in a high school and all have a gun.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Bachelorette. But it's just a gangbang.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
An animal battle show called Herbivore Showdown, eventually the grass will run out and then what

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Whose Search History is That?

5 random audience members get on stage and our contestants have to guess which search history goes with who.

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