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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Hooker With A Healthbar of Gold: A dramatic-comedy about a prostitute who only deals in video games in exchange for sex, which she's collecting in hopes of opening up her own used video game store in the future.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Radiation Nation.

Two tribes of kids are pitted against each other Survivor style but one team is given radium supplements while the other team's parents didn't sign the waiver.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

kntfkr posted:

I always thought a good show would be jerk boss. It's like an undercover boss but the rub is that the boss is just a huge jerk and always being a dick.

What if instead it was called Jerk off boss, and it's an undercover boss that just always rubs his huge dick?


If you wanna make a show you gotta be able to compromise.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Cancel Notice - burn notice but instead of a spy getting burnt its an actor getting canceled, so he has to use his outrageous bigotry and privilege "help out people in the community", to infiltrate the liberal elites to figure out who could have cancelled them (most of twitter) and why (publically defended convicted serial rapist / costar because he never raped anyone white, and tried to ineptly rig the jury in the appeal by appearing on a TV commercial promising the jurors – addressing them by name – a million bucks each if they overturned the conviction. it worked and he was never punished for it because he never actually followed through on paying the jurors and his dad is insanely well connected). he never really helps anyone but he does learn and grow, but usually the wrong lessons, and in so doing gets more and more detached from reality.

One My Kids Is A Secret Robot? - a reality show where they secretly replace one of the contestant's children with a robot for a month, after which the family has to vote on whether to keep the awesome robot or their terrible flesh child. They always cut the footage of the family with a PIP of the child reacting to the footage and frequently cut away to the comically ghoulish foster family they will stick the kid with unless his family still wants him

Marry, F*ck, Kill - a hidden camera game show where contestants in a large gala are given three targets, of which they must have a wedding proposal accepted by one of them, successfully seduce one of them, and "kill" one of them (using a harmless stand in for poison). in the season finale, the target upon being poisoned bites a blood capsule, pretends to die. then then entire second season is them on the lam from the law, which is all totally staged Truman show style

America's Sexiest Home Porn Videos - self explanatory

Triple Titties – an animated cartoon series for children about a magical plastic surgeon who grants young women a third breast giving them immense magical powers. a continual power fantasy funded by the plastic surgery industry to ensure the next generation comes out weirder and sexier

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

I always thought a good show would be jerk boss. It's like an undercover boss but the rub is that the boss is just a huge jerk and always being a dick.

“I Work From Home”, Thursdays on NBC.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Politickles.

In the lighter side of politics political rivals tickle each other in way that is not sexual. Like maybe in one episode let's say oh, I dunno uh, I'll just pick two politicians at random: Lauren Boebert and AOC tickle each other's feet with feathers in an entertaining/humorous way and frankly if you're reading more into it than that then really doesn't that say more about you than me? I just want to bridge the divide in this country and you're looking at me like I'm some kind of pervert.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Black Doctor

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
World's Fattest Person
Race to see who can beat 1000 pounds. Vote for your favorite fatty each week to see if they can down pints of cream or mayonnaise at once! Text your favorite fatty messages of encouragement, each text will contribute to their food, the pizza you bought could be eaten by them on live TV!

24/7 Morgue Cam
Watch how morgue's operate in the biggest crime areas of the world! Place bets on whether if its a suicide, murder, or car accident!

Kids say the darnest things - School shooting edition!
Laugh at the wacky and funny quips our young say during school shootings!
See their reactions to them, if they survived!

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

JediTalentAgent posted:

How I Met Your Momster: An American version of the monster girl harem anime genre. However, to keep the secret, all scenes of the future children will have to be shot from the shoulders up to prevent viewers from figuring out which monster girl the protagonist eventually fertilized. Oddly enough, the puritan nature of network television can't allow the show to rely on fanservice and softcore, to the show manages to be a thoughtful romantic comedy that gets 9 successful seasons, but Youtubers will swear it's the worst piece of poo poo ever because snake girl's tits didn't smother the lead every episode. The final episode will reveal them to be completely human children and the reveal that their mom was just a normal human woman. Humanity is the real monster, after all.

Lose the DeviantArt poo poo and haremantic comedy could be an interesting genre twist.

Also, make a Worst of DeviantArt show. The people deserve to know.

e:

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Whose Search History is That?

5 random audience members get on stage and our contestants have to guess which search history goes with who.

I like this one but it needs to be more dynamic. Maybe the celebrity contestants have to physically track down the person they match to the searches based on their social feed. If they get it wrong they have to rush for their next guess.

Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Mar 28, 2022

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The Bachelorette. But it's just a gangbang.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
the first incest sitcom 'married with family' and the first pedo sitcom 'all in the children'

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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America’s Most Fuckable Trucker hosted by Bob Saget’s corpse

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i really want to see an anime version of a kitchen nightmares/bar rescue show. you could get really wild with it, food poisoning conspiracies, an up and coming chef needing to survive assassination attempts from his competitors, in extreme cases the gordon taffer type host character may just need to mercifully put a struggling restaurant owner out of his misery

an amy's baking company type episode where it turns out they're laundering money for mossad and an iran/contra cia type scandal is unearthed and only gordon taffer can stop it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
What did they think would happen?

1 Backyard
5 young men
15 litres of beer
& 1 bottle of lighter fluid

Each week our audience is given to chance to rhetorically ask..

What did they think would happen??

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Mar 29, 2022

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

wife swap but its porno

i'd watch this tbh

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What did they think would happen?

1 Backyard
5 young men
15 litres of beer
& 1 bottle of lighter fluid

Each week our audience is given to chance to rhetorically ask..

What did they think would happen??

don't forget the orange mocha frappuccinos

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
this one is sorta related to my anime one but i think (hope) it's different enough to be worth posting

it's basically a police procedural format where the characters have to deal with a new threat every day, plenty of investigating, plenty of car chases, plenty of gun fights

but it doesn't take place in a police station. it takes place in a mcdonalds in mega city one from judge dredd

people are always raiding their supply trucks and they have to motorcycle chase them down to get the nugget shipment back

multiple hostage situations per season

the manager is played by ice-t he's like the csi grissom archetype character, the job really gets under his skin but he does what he has to do

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mac and Cheese posted:

the first incest sitcom 'married with family' and the first pedo sitcom 'all in the children'

:golfclap:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

must see tv where its just warcrimes and every clip from the "painal" section of xvideos

special episode - 23 minutes of goatse

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
tv show where a panel of meatheads watch and critique unboxing videos with second by second replays and yellow markers like it's a sports show

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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Oops, Treblinka!

Not sure what happens yet.

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