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ever since i got off work i've been laying here watchiing movies and such, and the whole time ive been munching on this box of peanut butter chocolate chex. (it's chocolate, peanut butter and cinnamon chex all mixed up). i now realize ive eaten like, 3/4 of the entire box am i gonna die
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fart
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Mar 28, 2022 08:24
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why dont you get a haircut and eat rice chex like an adult
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Mar 28, 2022 08:26
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Yes
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Mar 28, 2022 08:27
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You will die and it will be constant nonstop agony for hours before u die
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Mar 28, 2022 08:27
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back in my day we ate crispix and loved it. the box said it wouldnt go soggy because of the chemicals but by end of it the cereal and milk ate right through the bowl. if you collected enough box tops you could send them in and dupont would send you your very own class action lawyer
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Mar 28, 2022 08:29
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No, but the diarrhea might.
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Mar 28, 2022 08:31
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We're all gonna die. Thanks OP
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Mar 28, 2022 08:35
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If you eat too much anything you will die because you will explode.
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Mar 28, 2022 09:33
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Yes it will OP
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Mar 28, 2022 10:02
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You probably can consume so much fiber that you'll fail to poo poo. Obviously this would be the most ignoble of deaths by the standard of these forums and I recommend that you avoid eating any fibers.
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Mar 28, 2022 10:03
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yeah everything has lethal dose, OP. everything you can eat can kill you if ingested in high enough quantities. however, the thing about lethality OP is that things only get more lethal if you ingest more relative to your body mass. for instance, if you feed a bunch of rats 29.7g of table sugar per kg of body mass, that will kill about 50% of them. if you have fatter rats it takes more sugar to kill them. but if the sugar makes them fatter faster than it kills them they will be essentially immortal using this methodology you could eat as much VX nerve agent cake frosting as you wanted, provided that the cake was so impossibly dense eating it made your body instantly metabolise and put on thousands and thousands of kilograms. you could be immortal, laughing, eating all the delicious nerve agent, growing to the size of a skyscraper, untouchable by man or wolf, truly a poison buddha adonis. while such a cake is only a fantastic dream – albeit one that propels my every waking moment forward in hope and anticipation – i am certain that you could figure out a way with careful study to balance your body weight gains with your lethality gains to similarly gain a lesser but still noble immortality via the chex and i wish you luck on your new lifestyle
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Mar 28, 2022 10:47
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just cut it with chocolate peanut butter cheerios and you should be fine
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Mar 28, 2022 11:18
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chaosbreather posted:yeah everything has lethal dose, OP. everything you can eat can kill you if ingested in high enough quantities. Wow. I need to reflect on this.
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Mar 28, 2022 11:36
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STABASS posted:just cut it with chocolate peanut butter cheerios and you should be fine True, sugar and fats are the stuff that good wholesome diarrhea is made from.
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Mar 28, 2022 11:37
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Let me quote my man Paracelsus: "All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison, except for chex cereal which is never poison."
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Mar 28, 2022 11:47
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By popular demand posted:You probably can consume so much fiber that you'll fail to poo poo. It’s ok, all of the fiber in every Chex except bran Chex has been removed and replaced with sugar.
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Mar 28, 2022 12:00
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But what about the box?! It's almost pure fiber and you should get rid of it immediately!
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Mar 28, 2022 12:06
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precision posted:ever since i got off work i've been laying here watching movies and such, and the whole time ive been munching on this box of peanut butter chocolate chex. (it's chocolate, peanut butter and cinnamon chex all mixed up). i now realize ive eaten like, 3/4 of the entire box ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:why dont you get a haircut and eat rice chex like an adult Yeah, your own variation sounds disgusting, precision. Nothing but kiddies' sugar shite. Chocolate should only be consumed by adults as slabs, bars, drinks, desserts and the occasional bowl of Coco Pops (just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy! That's the slogan over here anyway, where the mascot is a monkey, I think unlike in the U.S.). And IMO peanut butter should only be consumed on crackers, bread, toast or directly from the jar. All without 'jelly' (or 'jam' as we say here). i realise this last point means I would never be granted U.S. citizenship, even if I entered the lottery for green cards and won one. Edit: Fancy chocolates in spherical form (Frere Roche or however you spell it) and in those presentation boxes you give to someone you're loving/want to gently caress, and your mother on Mother's Day, are also acceptable. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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Mar 28, 2022 12:15
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PB is best eaten out of an rear end
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Mar 28, 2022 12:22
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Everyone dies alone, buried under a ton of chex cereal
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Mar 28, 2022 12:52
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Work with us Colonel, can't you get us some tasty carcinogens to incorporate into the chex? The people demand more!
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Mar 28, 2022 13:01
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There is only one way to find out OP
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Mar 28, 2022 13:03
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Have you tried smashing them into smaller, finer dust and snorting them? I hear that's a healthier way to consume your breakfast.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:23
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Those were my chex you rear end in a top hat, im gonna kill you!!!
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Mar 28, 2022 16:25
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By popular demand posted:Work with us Colonel, can't you get us some tasty carcinogens to incorporate into the chex? The people demand more! Only as a suppository. So just crush it down like someone suggested, grab a funnel, and let the nature take course
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Mar 28, 2022 16:52
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You should probably get that chexd out op
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Mar 28, 2022 16:53
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chex cereal sucks poo poo, it gets soggy in about 10 seconds
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Mar 28, 2022 16:58
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mods please rename me poison buddha adonis
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Mar 28, 2022 17:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Only as a suppository. So just crush it down like someone suggested, grab a funnel, and let the nature take course Eh, topologically speaking the mouth annd anus are the sa,me hole.
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Mar 28, 2022 17:14
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if only it was that easy
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Mar 28, 2022 17:20
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Talk to Will. Tell him how you feel about the amount of Chex they are eating.
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Mar 28, 2022 20:04
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U have to chug a whole gallon of milk now so you don’t have clumpy rabbit poops.
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Mar 28, 2022 20:15
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hope not OP I really like you
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Mar 28, 2022 20:19
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they stopped stocking crispix at shop rite and only have chex and it's like why bother waking up in the morning
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Mar 28, 2022 20:20
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No OP. Chex is the secret to eternal life.
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Mar 28, 2022 21:02
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Chex Quest ruled.
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Mar 28, 2022 21:08
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You sure you've been managing your anxiety, OP? I recommend cock-and-ball-torture.
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Mar 28, 2022 21:22
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By popular demand posted:Eh, topologically speaking the mouth annd anus are the sa,me hole. You kiss yer mother with that rear end in a top hat?!
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I have the same question regarding cheese
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