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 Take 2 lbs of shrimp  Gather your ingredients and tools. I prefer Island Woodfire Grill as a marinade, but the store was out so I'm using Baja Citrus.  Mix thoroughly.  Combine and refrigerate for 15 minutes.
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The only excuse for thinking a shrimp is a pastry is if the original guy who did that lives somewhere thousands of miles from the nearest body of salt water.
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Mar 28, 2022 23:46
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 Cook in air fryer at 400 degrees F for 8 minutes.  Shrimp!
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Mar 29, 2022 00:11
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That's not a pastry op that's just shrimp
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Mar 29, 2022 00:15
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I like to eat shrimps
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Mar 29, 2022 00:16
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I calls them the roaches of the sea
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Mar 29, 2022 00:20
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It’s spelled Pasty, but pronounced “Pasty”. Hth Op
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Mar 29, 2022 00:38
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did you de-poop vein them, or did they come like that? don't eat the poop vein i like scrimp
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Mar 29, 2022 00:39
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I usually just sautee them in butter, lemon, and garlic.
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Mar 29, 2022 00:44
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I'm not using a store bought pre-made marinade OP and also I hope you didn't just eat 2 lbs of shrimp on their own
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Mar 29, 2022 01:00
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OP, Hope you enjoy this simple recipe and also sorry about the goonslaught of guillotine related comments youre likely to receive for not living in total squalor.
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Mar 29, 2022 01:00
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Big Beef City posted:I'm not using a store bought pre-made marinade OP and also I hope you didn't just eat 2 lbs of shrimp on their own I did, in fact, eat 2lbs of shrimp by myself.
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Mar 29, 2022 01:06
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I did, in fact, eat 2lbs of shrimp by myself. That's very shellfish of you
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Mar 29, 2022 01:41
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Poohs Packin posted:OP, Hope you enjoy this simple recipe and also sorry about the goonslaught of guillotine related comments youre likely to receive for not living in total squalor. He just ate two pounds of shrimp on his own, so I'm pretty sure the squalor is just out of frame.
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Mar 29, 2022 01:44
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What the gently caress. I thought you were gonna make shumai or something
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Mar 29, 2022 02:03
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I appreciate the forums reference OP
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Mar 29, 2022 02:22
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I love how there's even a thread tag based on the reference, goons are amazing.
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Mar 29, 2022 02:24
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AARD VARKMAN posted:I like to eat shrimps Hell 
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Mar 29, 2022 02:40
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What are the chances that a shrimp you've eaten has consumed dead human flesh
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Mar 29, 2022 03:00
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Poohs Packin posted:What are the chances that a shrimp you've eaten has consumed dead human flesh statistically, 100% of everything you eat was once human flesh at some point
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Mar 29, 2022 03:30
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OP just hosed up a whole bag of croissant
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Mar 29, 2022 03:32
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I do love me some shwimps,OOOOWHEEE!
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Mar 29, 2022 03:37
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I don't know what's in that marinade but could I suggest a couple of teaspoons of corn flour to thicken it up and help it stick to the prawns better?
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Mar 29, 2022 04:10
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Poohs Packin posted:What are the chances that a shrimp you've eaten has consumed dead human flesh 100% in my case
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Mar 29, 2022 04:11
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blight rhino posted:did you de-poop vein them, or did they come like that? Because they didn't de-vein the shrimp, one half of the two pounds of shrimp they ate was poop.
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Mar 29, 2022 04:20
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Yaldabaoth posted:The only excuse for thinking a shrimp is a pastry is if the original guy who did that lives somewhere thousands of miles from the nearest body of salt water. He lives in England. Even if he lives in the furthest point from the sea in England he doesn't live very far.
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Mar 29, 2022 05:50
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the people are yelling "shrimp, shrimp, SHRIMP" with increasing volume and intensity
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Mar 29, 2022 06:03
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My advice for shrimp is to eat them on rice with a good sauce. Take a quarter cup each of finely chopped onions, bell peppers and carrots and season them with a creole spice blend before sauteing them in butter. Add a quarter cup of white wine, half a cup of heavy cream and a couple tablespoons of apricot preserves and boil. Add in a bunch of shredded crab meat and continue boiling until it's done. Now pour the sauce on the shrimp and rice.
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Mar 29, 2022 22:00
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Mexican street corn and shrimp is pretty awesome
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Mar 29, 2022 22:15
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Here's my recipe for shrimp. Cook some pastry.
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Apr 1, 2022 00:47
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Shrimp sucks and I would never eat them
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Apr 1, 2022 01:57
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Shrimp have a tiny little skirt to defend their privies and everyone scoffs at them like they're trying to be little psrissy panty girl treats but in reality it's just how evolution works
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Apr 1, 2022 02:18
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A shrimp: "hello. It is nice to see the good looking arts that my smiles are excited here for. Do you have a recommendation?" GBS: "come down this back alley and don't you ever say you enjoy the Painter of Light"
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I eat their heads
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