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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
For a dog's nose, you MUST understand...

:siren:There is not nor will there ever be anything better smelling than a crotch.:siren:

ANY crotch.

ANY species.

Bar none.

If there's not a crotch then of course an exposed butthole will be as an exquisite orchid, beckoning your dog's nose like a bee, with a magnetic pull that you will find unusually strong and robust.

Like a tractor beam.

Be prepared man, I'm not even kidding- it's supernatural. It's a force that you must be prepared to reckon with, the target butt or crotch with become a singularity that will pull your otherwise gentle and tame puppers into a tunneling display of embarrassing primal purpose.

Arms get dislocated when the unsuspecting owner's chihuahua locks onto a scent and takes off...

And if you own a Saint Bernard?

I hope you got good health insurance

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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