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they say everyone has a price. i think that's actually true, for probably 99.9999% of all humans. what price would you sell your soul for? defining "your soul" as "whatever it is about you that is of infinite and ultimate importance". if you don't believe there can be any kind of afterlife or way your consciousness lives on, then lets say "selling your soul" means "doing a thing you would otherwise definitely never do and would hate yourself for doing" so, with that said how much?
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# ? May 13, 2024 09:37 |
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Selling your soul is some old school bullshit, 21st century fiends just let you reverse mortgage and timeshare it
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 22:55 |
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$15 and a hotdog
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 22:56 |
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My motivation is not money It's to go back in time Show me who I need to kill
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:03 |
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I don’t know about all that, OP, but I think I’d give my dominant hand in exchange for a lump sum of $25 million.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:04 |
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Superpowers. Cool ones, not lame ones. Seconding Spinz’ idea of time travel, that would be a great superpower.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:12 |
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I keep getting told I'm going to hell for eternity anyway, so honestly like $20 for something that's worthless.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:13 |
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Heck I'll pay you to tow it away! Having no soul would be a blessing
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:14 |
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I'll do it for free I'm just lonely
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:15 |
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Anybody wanna swap souls? No strings attached
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:18 |
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Spinz posted:My motivation is not money mine is definitely money
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:24 |
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i cannot be bought. i would surrender my life before i betray myself.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:29 |
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How do I know you’re not really the devil, OP? You might be waiting for me to say some comedy low ball offer, then scream “SOLD!”
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:30 |
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Suppose a man shows up at my door and gives me a box. He says with the press of a button, my simple wooden box will bestow some amount of money; however, a mod somewhere else will be permabanned, at the same time. Well suppose that amount of money is $5. I guess would push the button at least 20 or 30 times. Smugworth fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Mar 29, 2022 |
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Strumpie posted:i cannot be bought. I sell Strumpie to the highest bidder
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:35 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I sell Strumpie to the highest bidder how dare you.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:47 |
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i'm not sure about truly evil acts but if someone paid me a million dollars to eat 50 eggs in one day i'd give it an honest effort
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:48 |
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Strumpie posted:how dare you. O you'd love it
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:49 |
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Strumpie posted:how dare you. You're worth a lot
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Mozi posted:i'm not sure about truly evil acts but if someone paid me a million dollars to eat 50 eggs in one day i'd give it an honest effort I’d eat 50 fertilized human eggs for two ounces of weed and a hard drive full of naked ladies behaving nakedly.
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# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:53 |
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selling your 'soul' is a dumb question for a forum full of edgelords and atheists who put a price of approximately zero on such a thing so my answer depends on how long it would take. like if it takes an hour to sign all the paperwork I'll need at least fifty bucks to make it worth it, maybe 100 because it's my free time, presumably I couldn't take work off to do it
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I don't understand how you would sell that always seemed like a nonsensical concept to me not that I object to it metaphysically, I just don't understand what's supposed to happen how do you conceptualize the soul as both the fundamental component of self, but also experientially separate from the self? if it was "sell your sense of humor", ok, I can picture that. I wouldn't find things funny anymore. I can imagine the before and after but the soul is too big of a constituent part to me that's like if you said "what would it take for you to sell every part of you except for your hair?" I'd be like, "what? slow down, wait, what the gently caress kind of question is that? are you saying afterward I'd just be a pile of hair?" I don't know why nobody else struggles with this
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Spinz posted:My motivation is not money I feel like, if you don't already know who you're supposed to kill, you shouldn't be trusted with time travel
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Brother Tadger posted:I don’t know about all that, OP, but I think I’d give my dominant hand in exchange for a lump sum of $25 million. man. that's tough. man. lose a whole hand, never play guitar again. i guess 25 mil could buy a good prosthetic and you could even pay someone to wipe your butt or jerk you off, but man. i think i'd need at least 100 million for that
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 00:41 |
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Mozi posted:i'm not sure about truly evil acts but if someone paid me a million dollars to eat 50 eggs in one day i'd give it an honest effort do you have any idea how bad you would feel tho i ate a whole box of chex cereal in a day a couple days ago, and when i pooped i thought i was literaly dying
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 00:42 |
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about $600. six hundo is class money
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bout 20/hr
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how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious would you do it
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My price is about 35 bucks an hour. I'd let anyone suck my dick if they gave me that much for every hour they sucked it. 5 hour minimum charge though.
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precision posted:how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious gently caress america. absolutely not
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gently caress america. absolutely not what if the 5 year old kid is america and the shot is an ice cream cone
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gently caress america. absolutely not what about everyone in the world? what if, if you shot the kid, everyone in the world would never be hungry again, ever.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I sell Strumpie to the highest bidder All right. I offer you: Wall Balls posted:about $600. six hundo is class money
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 00:59 |
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144 million that's 2 million a year for the next 70 years
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 01:01 |
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precision posted:do you have any idea how bad you would feel tho this was on my mind because i woke up with a craving for deviled eggs and made a dozen for lunch (so 24 halves) and ate half of them and ooof so for 50 i'd have to... purge... at some point
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precision posted:what about everyone in the world? what if, if you shot the kid, everyone in the world would never be hungry again, ever. Idk sounds like one fat kid, he's probably not long for the world. I generally stop short of encouraging worldwide cannibalism though!
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Lucky Guy posted:I feel like, if you don't already know who you're supposed to kill, you shouldn't be trusted with time travel I'm just going back till I'm like 8
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precision posted:how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious Have you not watched the Star trek movies?
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# ? Mar 30, 2022 05:40 |
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that's easy. a hundred dollars
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Spinz posted:My motivation is not money do you realize that, out of all the characters in the motion picture napoleon dynamite, you most embody uncle rico??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nksnCdNcbjw
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