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when i was ten i was terrified that i had sold soul to make princess di die it's embarrassing, knowing what i know about contract law
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precision posted:how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious The real question is why would you believe in the ability or willingness of this entity to fulfill their part of the contract? 99.999% it's just god trolling you like the whole Cain situation.
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I'd sell my soul for infinite souls which would completely devalue my soul which I would then buy back for pennies on the dollar.
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Mar 30, 2022 05:51
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bart, stop teasing the devil
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Mar 30, 2022 05:53
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I bought some souls options back in '04 and lost a lot of money
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Mar 30, 2022 05:55
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I always thought selling you soul was metaphorical and ironic like selling your soul for rock and roll means you passed up on everything else in life to hone your music and partying skills so those become the only thing you're good at.
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chainchompz posted:I always thought selling you soul was metaphorical and ironic like selling your soul for rock and roll means you passed up on everything else in life to hone your music and partying skills so those become the only thing you're good at. No in rubeland they think you can literally meet with Satan and trade an eternity in hell for like, bigger tits, which is why if you get stacked young in the south you get stoned to death
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My entire life and the entirety of the social interaction I have with other people is based on them forcing me into compromising/survival state situations and then them forcing me to compromise my stated belief systems in order to survive. Jokes on them, I don’t believe in anything.
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i always thought of it as something contractual you do with the devil in exchange for a granted wish
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Mar 30, 2022 06:00
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Idk whatcha got?
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at this point i'm resigned to the fact that selling my soul is the only way i'm gonna get a PS5
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Spinz posted:My motivation is not money Can you go back in time and kill the op and keep your super powers and your soul? Just keep making new deals with the op for more stuff?
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kntfkr posted:i always thought of it as something contractual you do with the devil in exchange for a granted wish I wish that everyone who’s ever been a smart mouthed prick to me or tested me on anything gets gassed to death by literal nazis, the exact poo poo they’ve been wishing on me. Should be an even exchange, shouldn’t need a contract with a devil. Like, as an adult, don’t say these two very specific phrases that cause that to happen to me and should never come up in any natural conversation, and quit making the point that doing so is your personal liberation. How much money do you want to never do that again, or should I take it out in blood? ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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Mar 30, 2022 10:15
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kntfkr posted:i always thought of it as something contractual you do with the devil in exchange for a granted wish From a philosophical perspective doesn't such an offer essentially mean that 1) the afterlife is real and 2) by virtue of receiving an offer where the downside is your condemnation that you can extrapolate that you are at the moment of the offer literally heavenbound as long as you don't say yes, and should just keep on doing what you're doing in life in the surety that everything is gonna work out okay? It's essentially "you're doing great in the long term, and are bound to succeed; wanna gently caress it all up for proportionally infinitesimally small short term gains?"
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Breetai posted:From a philosophical perspective doesn't such an offer essentially mean that 1) the afterlife is real and 2) by virtue of receiving an offer where the downside is your condemnation that you can extrapolate that you are at the moment of the offer literally heavenbound as long as you don't say yes, and should just keep on doing what you're doing in life in the surety that everything is gonna work out okay? No because until the wish is granted there's still absolutely no evidence of an afterlife or a soul. And even then it only provides evidence that the being that granted you the wish has power and implies nothing else about the universe. Is this being identifying itself as "The Devil" of Christian mythology? Does Christian mythology even attribute the power to grant wishes in exchange for a soul to the Devil or is that something that was made up in a story from the 19th century? Ever seen that TV show Deal or No Deal? If you get a good deal then take it. Don't gamble on what might be in one of the suitcases.
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Breetai posted:From a philosophical perspective doesn't such an offer essentially mean that 1) the afterlife is real and 2) by virtue of receiving an offer where the downside is your condemnation that you can extrapolate that you are at the moment of the offer literally heavenbound as long as you don't say yes, and should just keep on doing what you're doing in life in the surety that everything is gonna work out okay? the issue here is fundamentally, your futures are just patterns who identify as you now, all very much real and inevitable or impossible. the only choices that matter are those whose answers are tied up to that recognition, in the sense that they will/have always pruned those patterns of youness. there is never any after anything for you, only an endless prison of now, dimly recalled by a exponential infinite tree of increasingly mutated and scarred progeny. understand that this tree is not grown causally from you however, because those dominos you are made on have their fall written by their placement, but similar but entirely new stacks of dominos, every stack of everything, carefully filed away in the library of babel by infinities of multiverses created by boundless time and space and the types of times and spaces maths herself creates all growing from a single root truth of all things: structure is in the face of all that what's real (every thing) and what isn't (your mind moving through time, instead of being made from time), i'd take an offer like that much less seriously
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Breetai posted:From a philosophical perspective doesn't such an offer essentially mean that 1) the afterlife is real and 2) by virtue of receiving an offer where the downside is your condemnation that you can extrapolate that you are at the moment of the offer literally heavenbound as long as you don't say yes, and should just keep on doing what you're doing in life in the surety that everything is gonna work out okay? A lot of people believe that they can make a deal with the devil, like when cops tell them “hey just do this one little thing for us, just point at this guy, just do this one little thing and nobody will know and you can go back to your regular life”. Like no dude that is a contract and regardless of who knows, you will ultimately be excluded from the human species, your death will be final, and both your ancestry and destiny will perish when you die, and this will not happen without post mortem pain.
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precision posted:how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious I’m gonna need to know more about this kid. Like, is he one of the cute ones that’s clever and funny for his age, or is he like a fuckin jerk?
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precision posted:what about everyone in the world? what if, if you shot the kid, everyone in the world would never be hungry again, ever. Can I shoot 4 or 5 kids and make everyone in the world get all bloated up and huge, like in classic comedy Nutty Professor 2 The Klumps?
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kntfkr posted:do you realize that, out of all the characters in the motion picture napoleon dynamite, you most embody uncle rico??? Rico Suave It looks like I should watch that movie
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I prefer threads where you have to say how much you'd have to be paid to blow a 90 year old or something. I would not sell my soul, but for enough figgies I'd sell my hole(s). How much? I can't say, until if/when someone makes me a genuine offer.
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BigBadSteve posted:I prefer threads where you have to say how much you'd have to be paid to blow a 90 year old or something. I would not sell my soul, but for enough figgies I'd sell my hole(s). How much? I can't say, until if/when someone makes me a genuine offer. $100
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Everybody's got a price. Everybody's gonna pay. Cuz the Million Dollar Man always gets his way. Hahahahahahaha! Some might cost a little. Some might cost a lot. But I'm the Million Dollar Man and you will be bought. Nhahahahahahaha! Nahahahahahahaha! Dahahahahahahahaha! Dahahahahahahahahaha!
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For a price I'd do about anything Except pull the trigger For that I'd need a pretty good cause
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precision posted:how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious This is exactly what the state of California did in 1986 and it turned everyone into adult babies who don’t believe they are responsible for any of their actions. Something goes wrong or doesn’t work correctly? Use the child’s blood.
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Whatever it is I’ll do it for a dollar less than that guy.
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Theres always the question of, well if there’s a god why would god let horrible things happen to people? They wouldn’t, they’re just a little slower than people who take advantage of others and sacrifice to get ahead, and god is catching up.
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Gods as a rule like blood sacrifices in their name.
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Sacrifice the deserving.
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I can’t be bought for any amount  precision posted:how about, what about like, if you shoot this 5 year old kid, suddenly everyone in America would own the place they live. in other words, rent would disappear. if you shoot the kid. you would not get caught or ever face ANY punishment, except your own conscious No.
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Mar 30, 2022 18:05
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What kind of beef do you have with this 5-year-old, OP?
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gleebster posted:What kind of beef do you have with this 5-year-old, OP? 
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don't give a poo poo if he feels remorse. he knows what he did and he has to die
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lets not pretend we don't all know that 5 year old is a freakin JERK
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My cost, the price of a broken doll Can you remember that place? That place you would go to take pain away?
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immortality.
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handjob for a bag of monster munch and half a pack of toffos 
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Spinz posted:My motivation is not money Any particular reason you want to go back?
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