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Pouring it into a poland springs bottle and making the switch... Hitting the mall later and WILL be sipping.... What's good?
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WTF is Vermouth?
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Mar 30, 2022 02:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKnSzvuzme0&t=68s
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Mar 30, 2022 02:14
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*shits pants*
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Mar 30, 2022 02:15
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This was my entire 17th year of life. Only I drank at home. Dancing at raves is how you get herpes.
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Mar 30, 2022 02:18
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*dressed like op's mom* op why is the Tito's in the freezer frozen?
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Mar 30, 2022 02:20
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Ah sick, amaretto!
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Mar 30, 2022 02:28
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ah, time to mix up an island drink like mom and dad are always talking about...
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Mar 30, 2022 02:44
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ah, time to mix up an island drink like mom and dad are always talking about... Oh god, is styls a parent
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Mar 30, 2022 02:51
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Ma, I bought you two loving handles of Skol three days ago. How are you not dead?
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Mar 30, 2022 02:53
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drinking mint schnapps all night. I wonder why this is the only liquor left?
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Mar 30, 2022 02:58
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*mixes everything in the cabinet* 10 minutes later.... *vomits uncontrollably on Father's new ceramic tigers*
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Mar 30, 2022 03:09
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bacardi 151? ill try it
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Mar 30, 2022 03:09
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amyl nitrate? hmm ill try it.
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Mar 30, 2022 03:20
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I'm gonna get loving hammered on this ginger beer. gently caress YES
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Mar 30, 2022 03:27
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why does this liquor taste like black liquorish? *drinks a bunch and vomits violently in the backyard*
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Mar 30, 2022 03:29
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*gets loving wreeeeeeecked on a bottle of grenadine*
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Mar 30, 2022 03:52
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Literally A Person posted:I'm gonna get loving hammered on this ginger beer. gently caress YES Me, I'm gonna get wasted on this margarita mix.
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Mar 30, 2022 03:52
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Oh yeah, time to cannonball this Goldschlager! *vomits into garbage bag while watching Law and Order shortly afterwards*
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Mar 30, 2022 03:53
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Mar 30, 2022 03:58
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They got a lot of green stuff. Let's drink it and pretend we are in space!!!
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Mar 30, 2022 04:00
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Doing shots of Creme De Menth with my fried Eric behind the garage so no one can smell it.
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Mar 30, 2022 04:02
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Let me tell YOU something, DAD!!
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Mar 30, 2022 04:06
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I'll drink this entire bottle of vodka and then refill it with tap water. Huh, maybe I am a genius after all.
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Mar 30, 2022 04:07
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Literally A Person posted:Doing shots of Creme De Menth with my fried Eric behind the garage so no one can smell it. That poo poo is good, more boozes should taste like a can of cake frosting.
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Mar 30, 2022 04:08
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Wanna see something really cool? I know the combination to the gun safe.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Wanna see something really cool? Cool. Bet you can't shoot this shot glass off my head
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Mar 30, 2022 04:18
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I'm 13, maybe 14. Never had a drink in my life. A huge party pooping nerdy weaboo. I'm spending the night at my equaly nerdy friends house. Thier parents are not home. She hands me a cup. It's just Dr. Pepper right? Why does it taste weird? Oh you put what in it? Really. Huh. This is...fun? Yeah this is pretty fun. Got any more? Oh your parents will notice, gotcha. Welp help me down these stairs so I can go to sleep then.
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Mar 30, 2022 04:31
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*replaces vodka with water* “Did you replace my vodka with water? Did you not expect me to notice when I went to take a drink, ya idiot?” E. F,b Smugworth posted:*dressed like op's mom* op why is the Tito's in the freezer frozen?
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Mar 30, 2022 04:41
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Naked pictures of my mom were glued to every bottle 
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Mar 30, 2022 04:46
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Naked pictures of my mom were glued to every bottle Wouldn’t have stopped me. There coulda been naked pictures of me on the bottles, I’d still drink em. I can worry about that poo poo after I’m done being drunk.
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Mar 30, 2022 04:50
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shots of beefeater and sambuca all around
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Mar 30, 2022 04:50
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Hey cool gin! Who wants the first chug?!
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Mar 30, 2022 05:06
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Oooh Mi-dor-i and it's green I bet it's mint. It's not mint. 
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Mar 30, 2022 05:08
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*standing around the corner in the kitchen plugging ours ears as the fuse on the dynamite burns down. What even is peach schnapps? Like alcoholic peach juice?
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Mar 30, 2022 05:15
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This just burns my throat and makes me tired, why do people drink this?
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Mar 30, 2022 05:24
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Why man I can't believe all the bottles in all our parents houses were just filled with holy water. What lame parents we have. Man it's going to be so lame us all completing that dare to stay all night in the local cemetery during the Halloween full moon. Well at least we bret brought his old ouija board and death metal mix tapes.
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Mar 30, 2022 05:31
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nice to dream
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Mar 30, 2022 05:47
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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I just died of alcohol poisoning. Lock up your dangerous substances next time.
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