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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Only to have other posters point out that it is, in fact April Fools and/or to "check the date".

Here we go!

How to make sure you're never invited to another party ever again.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Apr 1, 2022

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The truth is worst than whatever you can think of.

Just kidding!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
https://twitter.com/Razer/status/1509561509394931715?t=q-R5LYsDRWbejndFhFFAJw&s=19

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXYlFuWEuKI

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1509788293180837907

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

https://twitter.com/Vegemite/status/1509636685558075402?s=20&t=BQaUSwQp3QToYr_MgiQTvA

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bar Patron posted:

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Vegemite Tim Tams

This one is looking like it might be a soft product release, after they posted the initial hoax post they then followed it up with "We made a few actual commemorative packs to give away to lucky customers, enter the contest to win one and make sure you suck up to us and tell us how much you love our fine products" and in a few weeks they'll probably follow it up with "Oh my, this was only ever supposed to be a joke but so many people responded and asked for it we decided to give the people what they want and do a limited release in supermarkets, tee hee how unexpected!"

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

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Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This one is looking like it might be a soft product release, after they posted the initial hoax post they then followed it up with "We made a few actual commemorative packs to give away to lucky customers, enter the contest to win one and make sure you suck up to us and tell us how much you love our fine products" and in a few weeks they'll probably follow it up with "Oh my, this was only ever supposed to be a joke but so many people responded and asked for it we decided to give the people what they want and do a limited release in supermarkets, tee hee how unexpected!"

It's a slippery slope. Soon they'll fill the hospital Cafeteria with this stuff.

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