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I don't think anyone here knows what a short story is
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:11 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:32 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Profound, 5/5 Thank you for noticing. I did take a few english classes in college
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:16 |
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Mozi posted:Bob looked up - a giant bird was heading straight for him! This reminded him of the time when he was a baby and pooped his diapers, as he pooped his pants. Then the bird ate him. almost there. needs more character development
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:32 |
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Mozi posted:Bob looked up - a giant bird was heading straight for him! This reminded him of the time when he was a baby and pooped his diapers, as he pooped his pants. 'This is truly a metaphor for the human condition, an understanding that has hitherto escaped my comprehension. I am finally at peace as a human being,' Bob thought. Then the bird ate him. pretty good
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:39 |
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Mozi posted:kindle unlimited here i come! send me a link. I bought the bad thread's game of bones
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:41 |
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Das Boo posted:One time I felt somebody grab me from the backseat of the car and it turned out it was my own dumb arm that was asleep. dumb arm. never used.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:49 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Jerry was walking to the bus stop on a crisp Tuesday morning hoping he would make it to work on time since his car was in the shop. He was feeling the chill of the autumn morn’ and zipped up his jacket while whistling a jaunty tune, hoping his car would be fixed soon. tragedy is when I get a paper cut. Comedy is when you fall into a manhole and die
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 01:50 |
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Mozi posted:Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. tldr
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 02:39 |
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Luvcow posted:the sassy pink flamingo entered the bar, kicking his legs up like a rockettes show girl. the patrons fell silent as he strutted to the bar, a hush falling over the crowd as he took his stool. funny or gross. I like it!
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 02:59 |
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Zeluth posted:So, I was ther frosting. Wanting to get away but finding congress.Soon I trudged into a store. Everybody heard my story and gave a dandwich. do you smell toast?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 03:15 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:32 |
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Professor Shark posted:Update: they weren’t actually my pants, whew whose pants did you poo poo in?
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 02:30 |