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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > short stories
 
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't think anyone here knows what a short story is

Mods pls change thread title to short short stories, tia.

You Are A Elf posted:

Jerry was walking to the bus stop on a crisp Tuesday morning hoping he would make it to work on time since his car was in the shop. He was feeling the chill of the autumn morn’ and zipped up his jacket while whistling a jaunty tune, hoping his car would be fixed soon.

Just then, Jerry fell into an open manhole, landing on his head and breaking his neck at the bottom, dying instantly.

That's gotta hoit!

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Zeluth posted:

So, I was ther frosting. Wanting to get away but finding congress.Soon I trudged into a store. Everybody heard my story and gave a dandwich.

And then! *Horns* My mom!

(you should be so lucky)

Funny, I was there frosting your mom too. And there were congress and horns involved.

Is a dandwich a dick sandwich?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Short stories?

So's my dick.

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