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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Like from a position perspective. Say your partner is on the floor with their back arched against the hostess stand, rear end up, you're standing above them and fisting down. In my experience, it's better to fist horizontally, like docking your hover car in Cloud City (but with more lube) - the act of sliding in is more natural than sliding down so laying down in a booth or on a table would be more practical and comfortable for all involved. Unless like the position and fisting down are part of the consenting power dynamic, in which case no judgement.

Still. What happened in the news recently with those famous people has me thinking is "fisting down" ever OK in IHOP?


And I have to say no because IHOP is a family restaurant and they have laws about that sort of thing.

Perkins? Yes.

Denny's? Yes.

Waffle House? You're too far south, get out of there.

Tim Horton's? Ew. No.

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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i don't think it matters where just read the room

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
fisting

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
We don't have an International House of Pancakes here. It sounds fancy. You should probably wear a nice shirt and refrain from fistfucking anyone.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
International House of Phisting

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

its all nice on rice posted:

International House of Phisting

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Is the "I" in IHOP legit? Do they actually have international locations or is it just a big pancake conspiracy? That's the real question here.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

fish and chips and dip posted:

Is the "I" in IHOP legit? Do they actually have international locations or is it just a big pancake conspiracy? That's the real question here.

https://www.franchising.com/ihop/

quote:

Today, there are more than 1,700 IHOP restaurants worldwide, including locations in all 50 states and the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico and Guam as well as Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, The Philippines, and Panama.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
do u ever get the poisonberry syrup on your pancakes?

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Fisting in an IHOP is the equivalent of a gently caress and suck in a Denny's bathroom. Just do it.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


only on free pancake day

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Rooty tooty fresh n fruity

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think the real test is when u make that “corking a bottle” sound and everyone stands and cheers. :tipshat:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
IHOP more like I HOPe you trimmed your fingernails

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

That's just what big pancake wants you to think. :tinfoil:

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
Since many IHOPs are open 24 hours, it’s likely fine as long as it’s after 11 pm. Makes it easier to fall back on “sorry, I was drunk” legal defense.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What about fisting downs at the IHOP OP?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Ooh ooh ooh
I did a fisty
Ooh ooh ooh
A tiny fisty
Fist em up fist em down fist em all around

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Fisting in a Denny's is acceptable because people who eat at Denny's have no dignity to begin with.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Yaldabaoth posted:

Fisting in a Denny's is acceptable because people who eat at Denny's have no dignity to begin with.

Have eaten at many Denny's, can confirm.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I went to IHOP really drunk once and licked the syrup off the plate. Nobody even bat an eye so if I can get way with that fisting seems acceptable too.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
hey op, ihop is a family restaurant or alternatively a late night spot for inebriated young adults to eat breakfast foods, smoke hand rolled cigarettes and drink subpar coffee

wendy's is a much more appropriate place for sexual endeavors that include hidden valley ranch® products and ranch derivatives like the new hidden valley ranch® frosty or the hidden valley ranch® milk shake

limited time items at select wendy's locations

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Going to IHOP :cmon:

lol if you don't have dozens of local diners where you live

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

do u ever get the poisonberry syrup on your pancakes?

nooner this may be partially responsible for your "stool" issues

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Good soup! posted:

Going to IHOP :cmon:

lol if you don't have dozens of local diners where you live

I do but they are all Ihop, Denny's or Waffle House.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

None of those count!!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Fisting down is never appropriate, you should only fist up.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I think it's more of a public health thing

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Sir, this is an IHOP. The sex shop is across the road.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BigBadSteve posted:

Sir, this is an IHOP. The sex shop is across the road.

Sex shops are usually pretty strict about not allowing any loving on the premises.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

BigBadSteve posted:

Sir, this is an IHOP. The sex shop is across the road.

but they share the same parking lot

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm having trouble understanding you op, maybe you could provide some visual aids? :q:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A pancake emerged from the kitchen hovering, I thought I was going to die but it just hosed me.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Zil posted:

Sex shops are usually pretty strict about not allowing any loving on the premises.

Hah, as if you're not intimately familiar with gloryhole booths and "anything goes" porn cinemas. Of course management doesn't "allow" loving in them. :wink:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

A pancake emerged from the kitchen hovering, I thought I was going to die but it just hosed me.

going to turn this into the next paranormal romance young adult trilogy

it's not a 4 minute old pancake, it's a 5000 year old demon in a pancake body

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Stick your fist up my rear end use me as a boxing glove and vanquish your enemies

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




IHOP on dat fist

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
International House Of Punching dat fartbox

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

fish and chips and dip posted:

Is the "I" in IHOP legit? Do they actually have international locations or is it just a big pancake conspiracy? That's the real question here.

They have different country's versions of pancakes. Like you can get BELGIAN waffles or FRENCH toast or SUDANESE pancakes.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Anyone remember the Disney Channel program, Sister Fister?


sister fister
talk about a two way twister
now everybody knows
that imma bout to gape that hole
sister fister

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