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I’m the thing scotch taped to the tile
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:18 |
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Posting in an epic hundred page thread.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:46 |
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:01 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Sub-Actuality posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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Sub-Actuality posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:26 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:28 |
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lmao
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:30 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. Lol
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:37 |
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george michael: i play bonk in the attic michael: the mere fact that you refer to making love as "playing bonk" tells me you're not ready
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:45 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving mammoth hunter from Big Cave with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for savagery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Eurasian troglodyte named Agg with webbed feet. My father would vocalize, he would think. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the rounded wheel. Sometimes he would accuse loincloths of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only our genus possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Lascaux, grunt lessons. In the spring we'd eat meat powerups. When I was insolent, I was placed in a catskin bag and eaten by Zeeg- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first club. At the age of fourteen, a Neanderthal named Grok ritualistically shaved my head. There really is nothing like a shorn cranium... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. Fungah! posted:george michael: i play bonk in the attic
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:51 |
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Fungah! posted:george michael: i play bonk in the attic
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 16:53 |
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Fungah! posted:george michael: i play bonk in the attic
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:08 |
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Dude I grew up normal I drank my milk every day to-
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:10 |
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EmmyOk posted:Dude I grew up normal I drank my milk every day to- lmao
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EmmyOk posted:Dude I grew up normal I drank my milk every day to- Lmao
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:25 |
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Lol
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:28 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:32 |
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lmao already too many to quote.Arrhythmia posted:Posting in an epic hundred page thread.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:41 |
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Lmfao
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:56 |
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Hudsonsoft's article on the Bonk Series, under the "Air Zonk" section posted:Hudson and Red had ambitions to expand the Bonk universe,
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 17:59 |
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Bicyclops posted:lmao already too many to quote.
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:19 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:25 |
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#JustBonkThings
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:26 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:37 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:51 |
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on the turbografx-16 play as a big head dude dinos wearing bikinis dinos swallowing you dad lost his job, can't afford the best no plumber or hedgehog, can't afford a snes game sucks the big one but its all i have so I try to forget it any way I can keep on bonkin in the free world keep on bonkin in the free world
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:55 |
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Fungah! posted:on the turbografx-16 lmao
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 18:56 |
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Fungah! posted:on the turbografx-16
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:00 |
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Fungah! posted:on the turbografx-16
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:13 |
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lol
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:14 |
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Watching an episode of law and order and having flashbacks to a traumatic childhood after the cold open
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# ? Apr 6, 2022 19:14 |
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lol
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