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“I grew up a book kid, Brendan. Do you have any idea what that’s like, Brendan? Everybody wanted to go over to the kid with Mario’s house, even the sonic kid was more popular than me… Jesus. Brendan do you have any idea what a sonic kid was like back then? Now they work at gas stations and wear tails on the weekends… which I guess sounds more interesting than what I do with my life. Brendan, life’s not about where you’ve been is what I’m saying, do you understand?” “Coach I asked if you knew where Melissa is” 
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"Are there no Bonk games?" "Plenty of Bonk games," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again. "Almost a dozen." "And Air Zonk? Do that respectable spin-off operate in emulation?" "It does. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say that it do not." "Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to prevent the Turbo Graphx-16 from the natural ROM dump processes," said Scrooge. "I am very glad to hear it." "Under the impression that RetroArch scarcely furnishes cheer of mind or body to the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some Mario and Sonic games, and means of control. What shall I put you down for?" "Bonk!" Scrooge replied. "You wish to use a pseudonym?" "I wish to be left alone," said Scrooge. "Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I can't afford to make idle people learn the joys of well designed 2D platformers on stable and well-supported first-party console gaming. I help to support the consoles I have mentioned-- those who are badly off must play those." "Many can't play them; and many would rather die."
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sounds more like a british film than a soviet one
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The Kins posted:sounds more like a british film than a soviet one lmfao
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The Kins posted:sounds more like a british film than a soviet one Lol
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The Kins posted:sounds more like a british film than a soviet one
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"Bonk Kids" SA Mods & Depraved Limeys: 
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my humble suggestion for the new mod icon on SA
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 ^ me cruising throuh this BULLSHIT thread any actual civilized gamers who want to hear the REAL FACTS about what it was like growing up a Bonk/PC-Genjin kid (in a household with a TurboGraphx-16 AND a Sega AND a Nintendo, so there goes your little theory) feel free to PM me instead of engaging with this CLOWN CIRCUS
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Playin' Bonk, sippin RC cola, eatin Hardee's. Yea, life's good.
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Bicyclops posted:lmao already too many to quote.
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it wasn't your faul- quote:in a household with a TurboGraphx-16 AND a Sega AND a Nintendo, so there goes your little theory well, hmm
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Being a rich kid is like, imperceptibly higher than being an abused kid my dude, I wouldn't be going around bragging about that stuff.
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Cubone posted:
!Egar Against the Machine
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American McGay posted:Being a rich kid is like, imperceptibly higher than being an abused kid my dude, I wouldn't be going around bragging about that stuff. In many ways it's worse
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I wasn't a rich kid, my family were also gamers
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man, having a freakishly large head and always being the also ran to an also ran is rough but every time I start steppin' this upbeat tune starts playing and I know everything's gonna be alright. *dun duluhn duhn duhn da da duhn * but then I see the girl I like and I know she's just aghast at the one weird charlie brown hair atop my otherwise bald head and the anxiety starts to edge in oh god I'm such a freak but then the strings kick in. *doo doo dooo doo doo doo doo dooo doo doo* and I know everything's gonna be alright. and I chomp down on a hunk of raw meat and smile at the girl and I know everything's gonna be alright
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The Kins posted:sounds more like a british film than a soviet one
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Cubone posted:I wasn't a rich kid, my family were also gamers You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a gamer, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the controller to defend her high score. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the controller from her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the controller. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the controller in my hands... "Let's put a smile on Bonk's face."
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symbolic posted:You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a gamer, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the controller to defend her high score. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the controller from her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the controller. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the controller in my hands... "Let's put a smile on Bonk's face."
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You’re laughing. Hudson wants to expand the Bonk universe and you’re laughing.
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symbolic posted:You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a gamer, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the controller to defend her high score. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the controller from her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the controller. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the controller in my hands... "Let's put a smile on Bonk's face."
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symbolic posted:You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a gamer, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the controller to defend her high score. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the controller from her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the controller. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the controller in my hands... "Let's put a smile on Bonk's face."
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If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a goomba will get stomped, or a hundred players drop onto an island, nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little caveman will bash enemies with his giant bald head, well then everyone loses their minds!
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