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It was 2045 and Beyonce was working for the CIA. They got her addicted to blow and she would pack her nostrils full with a whole gram and then run into the bathroom to flush out her nose with a pressure washer before the scanners came around. Then she would re-up by getting a contract credit for using a scarab she had on her bracelet. Then they gave her a robot arm and made it look like she had cerebral palsy and they would give her dope for trying to hit people with it. Then she would just pass out and this little device would make a little open hole in the middle of her lips that she would breath through amongst other things. She would just openly fart and poo poo her pants while she was asleep. Fuckin weird. 
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Huh, sounds neat op
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hosed up part is toward the end of the dream they put her on this assignment and she ends up splitting her whole spine open, right down the middle. And that’s it, that’s the end of the loving dream. There’s no more after that.
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Oh wait you guys, you know what? That was actually an Austin powers movie, poo poo nvm lol. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It was 2045 and Beyonce was working for the CIA. They got her addicted to blow and she would pack her nostrils full with a whole gram and then run into the bathroom to flush out her nose with a pressure washer before the scanners came around. Then she would re-up by getting a contract credit for using a scarab she had on her bracelet. Then they gave her a robot arm and made it look like she had cerebral palsy and they would give her dope for trying to hit people with it. Then she would just pass out and this little device would make a little open hole in the middle of her lips that she would breath through amongst other things. She would just openly fart and poo poo her pants while she was asleep. Fuckin weird. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It was 2045 and Beyonce was working for the CIA. They got her addicted to blow and she would pack her nostrils full with a whole gram and then run into the bathroom to flush out her nose with a pressure washer before the scanners came around. Then she would re-up by getting a contract credit for using a scarab she had on her bracelet. Then they gave her a robot arm and made it look like she had cerebral palsy and they would give her dope for trying to hit people with it. Then she would just pass out and this little device would make a little open hole in the middle of her lips that she would breath through amongst other things. She would just openly fart and poo poo her pants while she was asleep. Fuckin weird. that is a lot of specifics for a dream
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that is a lot of specifics for a dream Yeah it was Austin powers, my bad.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah it was Austin powers, my bad. Who was?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Who was? Mike Myers, but not like the one from Halloween, the actor/comedian.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Mike Myers, but not like the one from Halloween, the actor/comedian. That is true. I have no argument
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That wasn't a dream, you're a precog and Tom Cruise is coming for you now.
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Blood Shart posted:That wasn't a dream, you're a precog and Tom Cruise is coming for you now. Son of a BITCH!  At least it’s not the risky business tom cruise.
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sounds like a meth withdrawal dream OP have you tried more meth to combat that problem?
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Private Cumshoe posted:sounds like a meth withdrawal dream OP have you tried more meth to combat that problem? Meth.. before bedtime.  oh no, I’ve fallen for that one before. 
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whats your author name on literotica
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At which point did you nut
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Dryshaft Wetballs 
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membranoid posted:whats your author name on literotica lol
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i had a dream i was addicted to smack once
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Why would the spooks employ an old lady in her 70s?
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Pajser posted:Why would the spooks employ an old lady in her 70s? interpreter
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This sounds more like the truth, actually.
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Two mutually exclusive replies OP, choose your 'medicine':
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