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DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

C'mon Oreo!

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I am here for the milking

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Apr 7, 2022

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Smugworth posted:

I am here for the milking


Why does this look so familiar?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
DONT SAY TURN OFF YOUR MONITOR!!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

DONT SAY TURN OFF YOUR MONITOR!!!

Milk a pig's rear end in a top hat til it spurts blood.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
RMER-012

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Smugworth posted:

I am here for the milking


getting ready to be put into the human centipede

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Where da tits at? I'm a "milk traditionalist"

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It’s a milk or be milked world out there.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Meme Poker Party posted:

It’s a milk or be milked world out there.

I'll take the latter

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/MilkDropPresets/status/1041434436980469760

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Foreviorally robo-milked and loving it.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TbLJI7ja4s

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

I'll take the latter

disgusting deviant

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

Smugworth posted:

I'll take the latter

*Latte

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
No more milk you gently caress

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOGS9cilKM

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It does a body good, I’ve heard.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I love how cattle breeders have an obsession with stats on par with baseball fans.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


I wanted an Oliver North but that was only 2.93% chianina

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Yaldabaoth posted:

I love how cattle breeders have an obsession with stats on par with baseball fans.

I think you'll like this one then

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
there's no way that fat cow is 74 lbs

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think you'll like this one then


It's like a Dungeons & Dragons character sheet.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i drank my mom's milk as a baby, and don't really have a problem with that, but drinking the milk from a cow just seems weird. cringe even.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


"Semen $35/straw". It's nice it comes ready to drink.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

DONT SAY TURN OFF YOUR MONITOR!!!

Better if you keep your monitor on.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Milk is for babies and bull semen is for men.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Yes but only a very specific kind of milk

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Im Kenny Rogers and this is the dairy challenge

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think you'll like this one then


Did they brand it backwards or is this a selfie?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

there's no way that fat cow is 74 lbs

It says “bw: 74 lbs”

BW stands for ball weight.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Mom! I wanna milk!

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