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can you spare me a handful maybe, i'm running low thanks
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Roll 1d20 for a wisdom check and I'll tell you. |
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Apr 9, 2022 10:50
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a bird in the bush is somehow half as valuable as a bird in your hand
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Apr 9, 2022 11:40
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I know how to log into the something awful dot com web forums I will share this knowledge with those who need it.
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VANISHER
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Moo Cowabunga posted:I know how to log into the something awful dot com web forums Do you know about the pig balls web sight |
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Apr 9, 2022 13:27
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all it did was remind me that go daddy is still a thing 
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Cardi BYOB posted:Roll 1d20 for a wisdom check and I'll tell you.  
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Apr 9, 2022 14:24
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they say socrates had so much knowledge it caused an integer overflow |
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Apr 9, 2022 15:03
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Nosfereefer posted:they say socrates had so much knowledge it caused an integer overflow He's my idol. Wrote nothing, walked the earth observing everyone in power and telling them they were full of poo poo. |
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Apr 9, 2022 15:07
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It looks like you also do not know about the pig balls web sight |
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Apr 9, 2022 15:11
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never try to eat anything bigger than your own head
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Apr 9, 2022 17:15
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There used to be an advert for stock cubes whose line was "knorr we've got the k'now how". Hope this helps op. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ZMX_gn67o |
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Apr 9, 2022 18:59
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Nah, I never went to college. However, I did visit Jupiter once... |
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Viginti Septem posted:He's my idol. Wrote nothing, walked the earth observing everyone in power and telling them they were full of poo poo. diogenes deserves to be at least a runner up. from diogenes I learned that anything can be a bed if you're sufficiently determined, including (and especially) large cookie jars. also, you can go pretty much anywhere (including crashing parties and weddings) if you just carry a lamp around; if anybody asks, tell them you're looking for an honest man.
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waiter: sir, do you have a reservation? diogenes (holding up lamp): honest man! is there an honest man in here? waiter: sir, those are people's appetizers, they're not complimentary snacks diogenes (pretending not to hear): mmf mmmf lookinmmf just one honemmmf mmf |
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Manifisto posted:diogenes deserves to be at least a runner up. from diogenes I learned that anything can be a bed if you're sufficiently determined, including (and especially) large cookie jars. also, you can go pretty much anywhere (including crashing parties and weddings) if you just carry a lamp around; if anybody asks, tell them you're looking for an honest man.  You can do that? Was he also the chap that invented the technique of being able to just hand whatever you're holding to someone and they'll take it if you're telling them something at the same time? https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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I wonder who was the first sage to realize you can kind of be a jerk to people and get your way if you make confronting you not worth people's time.google THIS posted:Nah, I never went to college. However, I did visit Jupiter once... Honestly seemed like the boys got a better deal. |
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I’m an arcane build sorry op
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diogenes heckled plato a lot, which makes him alright in my book |
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I thought I did but it turns out no |
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Apr 14, 2022 03:09
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Seems like the more I learn the less I know 
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Apr 14, 2022 03:31
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the most sensual organ is the mind 
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I only know that I know nothing, and even that's not an original thought. |
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biosterous posted:can you spare me a handful maybe, i'm running low thanks Naah. Next day you'll be asking again. Then again. Soon you'll lose the ability to hunt for knowledge yourself and depend on families having a picnic. |
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Apr 14, 2022 16:09
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Knowledge is like cocaine the only way to have it offered is to avoid asking for it. |
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can you please direct me to some of these cocaine philosopher picnics they sound like a blast
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biosterous posted:can you please direct me to some of these cocaine philosopher picnics they sound like a blast Real answer probably Mont Royal in Montreal on the weekends. e: It's also full of LARPERs enacting battles and hippies sitting in drum circles so even if you don't find jaw-clenching Socrates you'll still have a good time and probably a contact high from all the smoke. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Apr 14, 2022 |
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Bright Bart posted:jaw-clenching Socrates Picturing this https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can avoid the wife for the whole weekend! |
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They say knowledge is power... *hands you a 9 volt battery* Go forth and conquer! |
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a knowledge lord is still an edgelord "ooh lookit me the epistemology of science is comprised of incommensurable paradigms" 
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Enfys posted:Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
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nah i got nothin sorry man i got rid of all the knowledge i had to make room for more soup |
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can you teach me about soup
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Judith Martin posted:Do you have a kinder, more adaptable friend in the food world than soup? Who soothes you when you are ill? Who refuses to leave you when you are impoverished and stretches its resources to give a hearty sustenance and cheer? Who warms you in the winter and cools you in the summer? Yet who also is capable of doing honor to your richest table and impressing your most demanding guests? Soup does its loyal best, no matter what undignified conditions are imposed upon it. You don't catch steak hanging around when you're poor and sick, do you? |
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sweet thank you
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yeah, do you have a tupperware or a like a ziploc bag or something?
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Vampire bats spread rabies, possums don't, hope that helps! |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Vampire bats spread rabies, possums don't, hope that helps! as in the old folk saying: hematophagous mammals can make rabid camels, but marsupial babies don't got no rabies
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