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Nosfereefer posted:building my lair on the cheap, getting sued by the adventuring party for not being up to code paladin: this heavy rock door has no slowing mechanism or even padding. could easily take a man's arm off evil overlord: yeah, hm paladin: can't say the same about this arm-remover trap. when was the last maintenance for this? |
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"Well, you can't get the lignum vitae." |
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look, i know you wanted the magic mirror. everyone wants the magic mirror. "thou art the fairest" and all that bullshit. but the reagents aren't cheap, it takes labor to convince a child to stand in front of it until their conscience is sucked in for all eternity, and with half the island coming down with a case of fire spiders logistics is a fuckin nightmare at the moment. no i don't have something like it. closest I have is a dark crystal ball that tells you your parents are disappointed in your life choices. nah i havent sold any. they got teleported here by accident and if i dump them in the lake i get cursed with the razorblood. |
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You built your castle in a poisonous swamp, why are you shocked you got foundation issues? you know conjured servants don't know poo poo about pouring concrete. thats what you get for not going union, now it's gonna cost you double to fix it than just doin it right the first time!
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buddy they won’t even let *me* gently caress the bag of holding. |
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Ancient runes? No, you didn't see these, they were never here. Word gets out about these, you'll need an archeological impact study before we can proceed. That's a minimum 6-month delay. |
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The scrying mirror is on back order at the magic supplier. We can install a screeding mirror temporarily, but you'll only be able to see the rants of angry hermits. No, it never turns off. |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:buddy they won’t even let *me* gently caress the bag of holding.
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Nosfereefer posted:paladin: this heavy rock door has no slowing mechanism or even padding. could easily take a man's arm off
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Prof. Crocodile posted:buddy they won’t even let *me* gently caress the bag of holding. |
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google THIS posted:You're aware, Miss Pandora, that by opening this you've voided the warranty? |
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