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is the ability to laugh at poop and pee and farts a very basic survival mechanism, since they'd be prevalent everywhere and self-createable? i was peeing and i farted and i found it very funny and it occurred to me that this has been happening for the entirety of human existence cave man jesus turned poop into laughs
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 12:45 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:57 |
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Yer a poop alchemist
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 12:50 |
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PISS FART LAUGH in the style of a LIVE LAUGH LOVE woodcarving
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 12:54 |
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This is a real lovely thread OP.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 12:59 |
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Such is the origin of the phrase ‘laugh to keep from crying’ OP
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:05 |
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The parasites in you and on you are staggering.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:06 |
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All is poop and nothing is without poop. Fart is merely gas poop and laughter is just fart waves rolling through the air. Once you are able to see the poop in all you can never return to the mundane existence of divided things.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:12 |
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Mooey Cow posted:All is poop and nothing is without poop. Fart is merely gas poop and laughter is just fart waves rolling through the air. Once you are able to see the poop in all you can never return to the mundane existence of divided things. Are those your farts you are farting out? Hmmm.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:18 |
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OP, if you thought that was funny, wait til one day when you're pissing and you fart and poo poo your pants. It'll be a LAFF RIOT!
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:21 |
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Zeluth posted:Are those your farts you are farting out? Hmmm. You think that's you who is farting? It is the emanations of the one anus.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:22 |
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Worf posted:is the ability to laugh at poop and pee and farts a very basic survival mechanism, since they'd be prevalent everywhere and self-createable? Piss Above poo poo Below
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 13:28 |
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BigBadSteve posted:OP, if you thought that was funny, wait til one day when you're pissing and you fart and poo poo your pants. It'll be a LAFF RIOT! actually when you get to my level the challenge becomes to poo poo your pants without pissing
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:07 |
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poo poo and pee pee
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:10 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Piss Above Between Piss And poo poo We Are Born
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1eIQrgi3D4
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:42 |
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That guy's got more keyboards than I've had shits this week.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:46 |
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BigBadSteve posted:That guy's got more keyboards than I've had shits this week. i appreciate the humble brag
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:53 |
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I AM a scientist OP, and laughing while shitfarting is currently understood to be impossible. What you likely did was a rather rapid sequence of shitfarting, laughing, shitfarting, laughing and so on, just not at the same time. If you believe that you did do both simultaneously, my team at Texas A&M would like to have you in for a study.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 14:58 |
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theyre already studying why people find my feet so cute
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 15:01 |
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these are the important observations I come to these forums for. This will advance the field of contextual fart studies far past anything we could have imagined
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 15:22 |
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Even insects laugh at they own farts
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 15:33 |
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i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 16:52 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh. Maybe you should eat something other than tictacs
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 16:59 |
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Mooey Cow posted:All is poop and nothing is without poop. Fart is merely gas poop and laughter is just fart waves rolling through the air. Once you are able to see the poop in all you can never return to the mundane existence of divided things. All the soil you've ever seen in your life is poop. I am poop. You are poop. We are poop together. Poop lyfe 🍑💨
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 17:09 |
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Poohs Packin posted:PISS FART LAUGH in the style of a LIVE LAUGH LOVE woodcarving I would buy this.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 17:17 |
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according to some theories of humor, laughter evolved as a way for the body to release tension after something unexpected or alarming triggers a fear response once you realize there is no real danger when you fart and then laugh at your own fart, that is your body going "oh gently caress I just shat out all my organs - oh wait nevermind they're still there, ha ha phew"
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 17:24 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh. I just wanted to add that my name is also on this study and I can confirm BIG TIT LIL NIP's findings here in that they do, in fact poo poo the size of a tic tac approximately 100 times per day.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 17:31 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh. sounds really bad, go to the poo poo doctor
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 17:54 |
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Go to a good doctor instead imo your bowel deserves it
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 19:24 |
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cloca boys represent
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 19:36 |
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paging cumshitter to this thread, show your rereg yiu coward
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 19:37 |
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you laugh at me because i am piss, i laugh at you because you are all the poop
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 19:51 |
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if you can't handle me when i'm pissing u don't deserve me when i'm farting ~*~
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 19:54 |
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what's the 'frying chicken' equivalent for farting?
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 19:59 |
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Mozi posted:what's the 'frying chicken' equivalent for farting? eating fried chicken
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 22:38 |
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I understand the menstruation thread because something popped this morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsM2vpSOfYg
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 22:41 |
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I try not to fart when I piss because it makes the piss go everywhere, but sometimes if I’m in the woods I’ll fart while I piss because gently caress it. Fuckin piss the leaves off some shrubs with the fart boost.
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 22:44 |
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What happens if you come and poop/fart at the same time?
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 23:12 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I try not to fart when I piss because it makes the piss go everywhere, but sometimes if I’m in the woods I’ll fart while I piss because gently caress it. Fuckin piss the leaves off some shrubs with the fart boost. i pee sitting down The Unholy Ghost posted:What happens if you come and poop/fart at the same time? do not summon Sharth'ra lightly
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# ? Apr 10, 2022 23:57 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:57 |
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If the piss and farts were entering you, you would cry, so it makes sense to laugh as they exit
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