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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

is the ability to laugh at poop and pee and farts a very basic survival mechanism, since they'd be prevalent everywhere and self-createable?

i was peeing and i farted and i found it very funny and it occurred to me that this has been happening for the entirety of human existence

cave man jesus turned poop into laughs

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yer a poop alchemist

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

PISS FART LAUGH in the style of a LIVE LAUGH LOVE woodcarving

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This is a real lovely thread OP.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Such is the origin of the phrase ‘laugh to keep from crying’ OP

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The parasites in you and on you are staggering.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
All is poop and nothing is without poop. Fart is merely gas poop and laughter is just fart waves rolling through the air. Once you are able to see the poop in all you can never return to the mundane existence of divided things.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Mooey Cow posted:

All is poop and nothing is without poop. Fart is merely gas poop and laughter is just fart waves rolling through the air. Once you are able to see the poop in all you can never return to the mundane existence of divided things.

Are those your farts you are farting out? Hmmm.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP, if you thought that was funny, wait til one day when you're pissing and you fart and poo poo your pants. It'll be a LAFF RIOT!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Zeluth posted:

Are those your farts you are farting out? Hmmm.

You think that's you who is farting? It is the emanations of the one anus.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Worf posted:

is the ability to laugh at poop and pee and farts a very basic survival mechanism, since they'd be prevalent everywhere and self-createable?

i was peeing and i farted and i found it very funny and it occurred to me that this has been happening for the entirety of human existence

cave man jesus turned poop into laughs

Piss Above
poo poo Below

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

BigBadSteve posted:

OP, if you thought that was funny, wait til one day when you're pissing and you fart and poo poo your pants. It'll be a LAFF RIOT!

actually when you get to my level the challenge becomes to poo poo your pants without pissing

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



poo poo and pee pee

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Piss Above
poo poo Below

Between Piss And poo poo We Are Born

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1eIQrgi3D4

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


That guy's got more keyboards than I've had shits this week.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

BigBadSteve posted:

That guy's got more keyboards than I've had shits this week.

i appreciate the humble brag

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I AM a scientist OP, and laughing while shitfarting is currently understood to be impossible. What you likely did was a rather rapid sequence of shitfarting, laughing, shitfarting, laughing and so on, just not at the same time.

If you believe that you did do both simultaneously, my team at Texas A&M would like to have you in for a study.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

theyre already studying why people find my feet so cute

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
these are the important observations I come to these forums for. This will advance the field of contextual fart studies far past anything we could have imagined

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Even insects laugh at they own farts

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh.

Maybe you should eat something other than tictacs

Keeblamos
Jan 28, 2007

Mooey Cow posted:

All is poop and nothing is without poop. Fart is merely gas poop and laughter is just fart waves rolling through the air. Once you are able to see the poop in all you can never return to the mundane existence of divided things.

All the soil you've ever seen in your life is poop. I am poop. You are poop. We are poop together. Poop lyfe


🍑💨

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Poohs Packin posted:

PISS FART LAUGH in the style of a LIVE LAUGH LOVE woodcarving

I would buy this.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
according to some theories of humor, laughter evolved as a way for the body to release tension after something unexpected or alarming triggers a fear response once you realize there is no real danger

when you fart and then laugh at your own fart, that is your body going "oh gently caress I just shat out all my organs - oh wait nevermind they're still there, ha ha phew"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh.

I just wanted to add that my name is also on this study and I can confirm BIG TIT LIL NIP's findings here in that they do, in fact poo poo the size of a tic tac approximately 100 times per day.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i can only poo poo about the size of a tic tac at a time, but i do this about 100 times a day. it is not very funny and i rarely laugh.

sounds really bad, go to the poo poo doctor

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Go to a good doctor instead imo your bowel deserves it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

cloca boys represent

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

paging cumshitter to this thread, show your rereg yiu coward

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you laugh at me because i am piss, i laugh at you because you are all the poop

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
if you can't handle me when i'm pissing u don't deserve me when i'm farting ~*~

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what's the 'frying chicken' equivalent for farting?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Mozi posted:

what's the 'frying chicken' equivalent for farting?

eating fried chicken

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I understand the menstruation thread because something popped this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsM2vpSOfYg

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I try not to fart when I piss because it makes the piss go everywhere, but sometimes if I’m in the woods I’ll fart while I piss because gently caress it. Fuckin piss the leaves off some shrubs with the fart boost. :fart:

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
What happens if you come and poop/fart at the same time?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I try not to fart when I piss because it makes the piss go everywhere, but sometimes if I’m in the woods I’ll fart while I piss because gently caress it. Fuckin piss the leaves off some shrubs with the fart boost. :fart:

i pee sitting down

The Unholy Ghost posted:

What happens if you come and poop/fart at the same time?

do not summon Sharth'ra lightly

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If the piss and farts were entering you, you would cry, so it makes sense to laugh as they exit

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