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Devils Affricate posted:If the piss and farts were entering you, you would cry, so it makes sense to laugh as they exit this is the crux of my onlyfans
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My brass band boys and I were having a piss at the dive bar we go to after practice for beer and white people rear end tacos. I had a fart I had been holding, since there's at least one gal that joins us, and it's rude to fart in front of ladies, so I was debating letting her rip at the urinal. My two other cohorts were divided amongst the stalled pissers. The band manager let his rip, to which I responded in kind. At that moment, the cornet soloist between us announced his frustration, as he was concerned about sharting(???) and the band manager and I started cracking the gently caress up. Hadn't had a good bathroom laugh like that since highschool. Edit: guess you could say all kinds of horns were being tooted that night!!!!!!!
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i pictured this as a boy band like nsync but with tubas
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interwhat posted:My brass band boys and I were having a piss at the dive bar we go to after practice for beer and white people rear end tacos. I had a fart I had been holding, since there's at least one gal that joins us, and it's rude to fart in front of ladies, so I was debating letting her rip at the urinal. My two other cohorts were divided amongst the stalled pissers. The band manager let his rip, to which I responded in kind. At that moment, the cornet soloist between us announced his frustration, as he was concerned about sharting(???) and the band manager and I started cracking the gently caress up. Hadn't had a good bathroom laugh like that since highschool. Maybe you wouldn't fart as much if you cut down on your rear end taco intake.
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im tired of all the taco shaming
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Poohs Packin posted:PISS FART LAUGH in the style of a LIVE LAUGH LOVE woodcarving Lol PISS FART BURP CUM printed on a bib. 
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You know what else is funny Boners and balls
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The Bloop posted:Boners and balls 
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can somebody please make the wendy williams thing a gif and add closed captioning so i can just use that in lieu of typing forever E: oh yea i dont mean for her words btw Worf fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Apr 11, 2022 |
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Family ailments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnRDQI3jvC8
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ive been waiting for this for a different project thanky ou
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Big Beef City posted:I just wanted to add that my name is also on this study and I can confirm BIG TIT LIL NIP's findings here in that they do, in fact poo poo the size of a tic tac approximately 100 times per day. mine's probably the mass amount of 100 tic tacs. How many come in those little plastic containers? and man. I cooked about 6lbs of beans in my instapot and froze a ton of them. Beans and beans and beans for days. Just pooping. Just constant poop. Worf posted:theyre already studying why people find my feet so cute let us hard hitting scientists at SA tell you. i'm just kidding, feet pics are weird, and it's a fetish I never understood. Did you know armpit sex is like a thing for some people? I don't remember how I found that out, but I was both fascinated and .. well just fascinated. It didn't push my buttons, but lol what a weird situation i wonder how it smelled haha well. now, like what happens if two women are both into armpit sex? I mean with a man, he'd be the armpitter, and his partner would be the armpittee. could two dudes potentially 69 armpit sex? i dunno, you guys, i'm having some weird thoughts, right now (time to google) e- (don't google this) blight rhino fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Apr 14, 2022 |
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blight rhino posted:
somebody assaulted me once by shoving their face in my armpit which was casually resting on a couch i was on and then licking it quite thirstily that was the night i learned tbh
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evo psych brainworms claim another victim
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Worf posted:somebody assaulted me once by shoving their face in my armpit which was casually resting on a couch i was on and then licking it quite thirstily Why weren't you honest before someone licked your armpit?
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Devils Affricate posted:Why weren't you honest before someone licked your armpit? jesus that joke was lame af
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poo poo LIKE NOBODYS WATCHING! 
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Worf posted:somebody assaulted me once by shoving their face in my armpit which was casually resting on a couch i was on and then licking it quite thirstily Was it your cat?
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Stewart Lee has some things to say on this OP.
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BigBadSteve posted:Was it your cat? no it was actual undesired and nonconsensual sexual contact
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tbh this is the only thread i post in that is dumb enough for me to ask this in that it doesnt matter if its off topic but do any of you kjnow WHY something awful would be attacked in 2022?? or is a service provider of theirs under attack tyvm if any of the ppl taht see this know teh answer
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evolutionary parapoopology
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I'm not a scientist butt
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A.: Resentment and brainworms.
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BigBadSteve posted:A.: Resentment and brainworms. Resentment, brainworms, and a heaping helping of butthurt.
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BigBadSteve posted:A.: Resentment and brainworms. drat somebody got trolled hard then lmao
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intentionally ddossing SA is like the biggest admission of defeat ive ever heard of
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The kind of person to feel satisfaction from knocking the forums offline for an hour is the kind of person to get very mad over catching a 6 hour probe.
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For every fart, there is an equal and opposite poop.
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every poop that leaves your body is replaced by a ghost poop entering your body. that's why the size of your body doesn't change noticeably even though you poop out a pound every day.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The kind of person to feel satisfaction from knocking the forums offline for an hour is the kind of person to get very mad over catching a 6 hour probe. its ok they probably only were happy for like 14 seconds lol
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