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Good or bad?
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:34 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:47 |
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I'm incapable so that makes my choice easier and nicer. Edit: It's not anything medical, I'm just unlovable so no one will ever let me.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:36 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm incapable so that makes my choice easier and nicer. What I understand from this is Your penis is over 55% of your body and a normal sex able human is repulsed by that.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:44 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:What I understand from this is I'm the cock that stars in cock vore porn. It's a sad life.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:46 |
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Also unless youre very wealthy stop making more humans to just suffer and jump through the hoops you did. or fight in the resource wars or re oil the kill dogs at amazon during thier breaks
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:50 |
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I'm in my early 30s and my wife and I haven't felt the desire for a kid yet. Not totally opposed to it, but not actively trying. Maybe at some point that'll change, but the nightmarish world we've lived in for the last 5 or so years has kind of put a damper on the idea for us.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:50 |
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Don’t do it OP
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:50 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t do it OP Youre not my husband
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:52 |
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Honey I cant wait til rent blows out our sons fortnightly wage
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:55 |
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Currently a haver of a six month old and lemme tell you it sucks poo poo at first but it is slowly getting better. Only sleep like 2-3 hours at a time for months on end, get screamed at by an inconsolable infant upon waking, get everything smelly and covered in liquid baby poo poo. Stop having friends without kids because they cant understand that no you can't go out to the bar tonight you gotta coordinate that poo poo like a week in advance. Not to mention whatever trauma the mother endures, whether it be the pain and exertion of a vaginal birth (hopefully without an episiotomy!) or the horror of WATCHING ANOTHER HUMAN CUT YOUR WIFE OPEN, RUMMAGE AROUND IN THERE, AND PULL A SCREAMING GREMLIN INTO THE WORLD. But as they get on in months they start to laugh at dumb poo poo you do and they start acting weird and smiling and getting hype when you enter the room and it hits this instinctual area of our dumb lizard brain that makes you have a huge dopamine rush and ignore all the pain and want more kids. Make a close friend of family member have a kid and then see it all the time for all of the reward with none of the pain
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:55 |
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It's real loving bad op hth
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:58 |
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Maybe if you're smart, have good finances, and have enough time to be a parent.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 15:59 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Maybe if you're smart, have good finances, and have enough time to be a parent. loving dreamer rear end moron, GET out of here you loving crab
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:01 |
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Oh yeah, and if you live in America get ready to flush like 30k down the drain OBGYN appt for the pregnancy all the associated poo poo for pregnancy comfort Stroller, crib, baby entertainment stuff, clothing, etc The birth itself (just about 10k in our case) pediatrician OH MY GOD SO MANY DIAPERS And baby's first piece of mail addressed to him? a $3,800 bill from the birth center LOL WELCOME TO THE WORLD DIPSHIT, NOW PAY UP
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:02 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:loving dreamer rear end moron, GET out of here you loving crab Crabs have lots of children, OP
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:04 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Crabs have lots of children, OP Also not human, start some crab loving thread if thats what gets you off constantly "The ocean is hotter, stop making crabs"
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:05 |
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It ruins your life in a cute way
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:06 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Youre not my husband You’ll look back on my words one day and wish you’d heeded them.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:06 |
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Thread doesn't specify human, crabs are ok
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:06 |
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intheflesh posted:Oh yeah, and if you live in America get ready to flush like 30k down the drain can't recommend it
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:07 |
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Icochet posted:It ruins your life in a cute way Every female family member loves it, they made you feel bad not to.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:07 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Good or bad? Your womanly hole would never be the same, OP. Blowjob.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:08 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You’ll look back on my words one day and wish you’d heeded them. I'll be very surprised by that to say the least, And to say more i will say no I wont. I'm married to a pixie I met on a DMT trip and I go back and meet her as often as I can. Her name is Rachel, shes 23 and works on a mushroom that we would call a type writer except it writes spells.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:10 |
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Over 17 grand on daycare for one child last year. The USA is the best country to raise a family.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:14 |
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Only if you have good insurance, a good amount of money, time, patience, strong stomach, can live without a real social life for a long time, ready to get sick again and again, a family that can help you, etc etc I've got a 14-month-old kid and those first few months were loving dire but once they emerge from Potato That Eats, Sleeps, Shits, and Cries and starts laughing at things interacting, talking, and such, it really is awesome Not for everyone, but for those that can manage it, it has been pretty cool op
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:23 |
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Children's youtube algorithm is reason enough to never have intercourse. On the other hand I have a friend who actually abided by the dont let the ipad babysit kid thing that everybody says they're gonna do and then when he got to first grade he didn't know how to use any technology and it made him look dumb to his peers.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:27 |
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Good soup! posted:Not for everyone, but for those that can manage it, it has been pretty cool op And for the next years? What happens to this living breatihng feeling human you made for almost zero reason
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:28 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:And for the next years? What happens to this living breatihng feeling human you made for almost zero reason they evolve into raichu
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:30 |
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lol look at you guys, acting like you know where babies come from do any of you want to uh, give me a hint?
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:32 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Good or bad? Do you think you are capable? Do you want to spend every day forever doing things for another person? Do you enjoy thankless work? Are you able to function on limited sleep and high levels of stress? Do you like laughing? Do you like crying? Do you have a problem seeing your flaws openly? Do you like people? That's just the most basic list of things I could think of quickly. These are the questions you should ask yourself. It's hard work, lots of fun, and nearly always exhausting. I have more free time at my job than I do at home.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:37 |
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kntfkr posted:Over 17 grand on daycare for one child last year. The USA is the best country to raise a family. Cigarettes are taxed out the rear end as an incentive for people to avoid activity with generally negative consequences. That kinda seems like the same thing.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:47 |
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Didn't read, but goondolences on your life change, op
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:52 |
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Just had a child and it sucked.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:54 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Do you think you are capable? This all loving sucks and you brought a living feeling creature into the world to do what? love you?
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 16:55 |
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Little kid board games are really bad and you have to play them 15 hours a week
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 17:00 |
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don't want to break your aura, but its actually normal.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 17:07 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Good or bad? Neither
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 17:08 |
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The Bloop posted:Neither No, its one or the other, this is why we live in hell.
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 17:09 |
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Every new child is a person ignoring reality out of ignorance, fear or family pressure
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 17:13 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:47 |
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I didn't want a kid, then my ex-wife made me have one. I don't regret it as much as I thought I would, but I still do regret it and know that I'm at an immediate disadvantage financially and professionally, which are both spaces that are more competitive now than they were for my parents. So now I have to gently caress what I want and channel all my energy into making sure the kids have a good leg up when they're adults, when the world will undoubtedly be even more screwed up. pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I have more free time at my job than I do at home. Oh my loving god, why don't more people bring this up Jesus Christ
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 17:14 |