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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Good or bad?

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I'm incapable so that makes my choice easier and nicer.

Edit: It's not anything medical, I'm just unlovable so no one will ever let me.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

syntaxfunction posted:

I'm incapable so that makes my choice easier and nicer.

Edit: It's not anything medical, I'm just unlovable so no one will ever let me.

What I understand from this is

Your penis is over 55% of your body and a normal sex able human is repulsed by that.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

What I understand from this is

Your penis is over 55% of your body and a normal sex able human is repulsed by that.

I'm the cock that stars in cock vore porn.

It's a sad life.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Also unless youre very wealthy stop making more humans to just suffer and jump through the hoops you did.

or fight in the resource wars

or re oil the kill dogs at amazon during thier breaks

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I'm in my early 30s and my wife and I haven't felt the desire for a kid yet. Not totally opposed to it, but not actively trying.

Maybe at some point that'll change, but the nightmarish world we've lived in for the last 5 or so years has kind of put a damper on the idea for us.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t do it OP

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t do it OP

Youre not my husband

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Honey I cant wait til rent blows out our sons fortnightly wage

intheflesh
Nov 4, 2008
Currently a haver of a six month old and lemme tell you it sucks poo poo at first but it is slowly getting better.
Only sleep like 2-3 hours at a time for months on end, get screamed at by an inconsolable infant upon waking, get everything smelly and covered in liquid baby poo poo. Stop having friends without kids because they cant understand that no you can't go out to the bar tonight you gotta coordinate that poo poo like a week in advance. Not to mention whatever trauma the mother endures, whether it be the pain and exertion of a vaginal birth (hopefully without an episiotomy!) or the horror of WATCHING ANOTHER HUMAN CUT YOUR WIFE OPEN, RUMMAGE AROUND IN THERE, AND PULL A SCREAMING GREMLIN INTO THE WORLD.
But as they get on in months they start to laugh at dumb poo poo you do and they start acting weird and smiling and getting hype when you enter the room and it hits this instinctual area of our dumb lizard brain that makes you have a huge dopamine rush and ignore all the pain and want more kids.

Make a close friend of family member have a kid and then see it all the time for all of the reward with none of the pain

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's real loving bad op hth

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Maybe if you're smart, have good finances, and have enough time to be a parent.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Maybe if you're smart, have good finances, and have enough time to be a parent.

loving dreamer rear end moron, GET out of here you loving crab

intheflesh
Nov 4, 2008
Oh yeah, and if you live in America get ready to flush like 30k down the drain
OBGYN appt for the pregnancy
all the associated poo poo for pregnancy comfort
Stroller, crib, baby entertainment stuff, clothing, etc
The birth itself (just about 10k in our case)
pediatrician
OH MY GOD SO MANY DIAPERS

And baby's first piece of mail addressed to him? a $3,800 bill from the birth center
LOL WELCOME TO THE WORLD DIPSHIT, NOW PAY UP

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

loving dreamer rear end moron, GET out of here you loving crab

Crabs have lots of children, OP

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Crabs have lots of children, OP

Also not human, start some crab loving thread if thats what gets you off constantly

"The ocean is hotter, stop making crabs"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
It ruins your life in a cute way

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Youre not my husband

You’ll look back on my words one day and wish you’d heeded them.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Thread doesn't specify human, crabs are ok

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

intheflesh posted:

Oh yeah, and if you live in America get ready to flush like 30k down the drain
OBGYN appt for the pregnancy
all the associated poo poo for pregnancy comfort
Stroller, crib, baby entertainment stuff, clothing, etc
The birth itself (just about 10k in our case)
pediatrician
OH MY GOD SO MANY DIAPERS

And baby's first piece of mail addressed to him? a $3,800 bill from the birth center
LOL WELCOME TO THE WORLD DIPSHIT, NOW PAY UP

:same:

can't recommend it

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Icochet posted:

It ruins your life in a cute way

Every female family member loves it, they made you feel bad not to.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Your womanly hole would never be the same, OP.

Blowjob.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You’ll look back on my words one day and wish you’d heeded them.

I'll be very surprised by that to say the least, And to say more i will say no I wont.

I'm married to a pixie I met on a DMT trip and I go back and meet her as often as I can. Her name is Rachel, shes 23 and works on a mushroom that we would call a type writer except it writes spells.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Over 17 grand on daycare for one child last year. The USA is the best country to raise a family.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Only if you have good insurance, a good amount of money, time, patience, strong stomach, can live without a real social life for a long time, ready to get sick again and again, a family that can help you, etc etc

I've got a 14-month-old kid and those first few months were loving dire but once they emerge from Potato That Eats, Sleeps, Shits, and Cries and starts laughing at things interacting, talking, and such, it really is awesome

Not for everyone, but for those that can manage it, it has been pretty cool op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Children's youtube algorithm is reason enough to never have intercourse.

On the other hand I have a friend who actually abided by the dont let the ipad babysit kid thing that everybody says they're gonna do and then when he got to first grade he didn't know how to use any technology and it made him look dumb to his peers.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Good soup! posted:

Not for everyone, but for those that can manage it, it has been pretty cool op

And for the next years? What happens to this living breatihng feeling human you made for almost zero reason

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

And for the next years? What happens to this living breatihng feeling human you made for almost zero reason

they evolve into raichu

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
lol look at you guys, acting like you know where babies come from




do any of you want to uh, give me a hint?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Do you think you are capable?

Do you want to spend every day forever doing things for another person?

Do you enjoy thankless work?

Are you able to function on limited sleep and high levels of stress?

Do you like laughing?

Do you like crying?

Do you have a problem seeing your flaws openly?

Do you like people?



That's just the most basic list of things I could think of quickly. These are the questions you should ask yourself. It's hard work, lots of fun, and nearly always exhausting.

I have more free time at my job than I do at home.

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

kntfkr posted:

Over 17 grand on daycare for one child last year. The USA is the best country to raise a family.

Cigarettes are taxed out the rear end as an incentive for people to avoid activity with generally negative consequences. That kinda seems like the same thing.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Didn't read, but goondolences on your life change, op

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Just had a child and it sucked.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Do you think you are capable?

Do you want to spend every day forever doing things for another person?

Do you enjoy thankless work?

Are you able to function on limited sleep and high levels of stress?

Do you like laughing?

Do you like crying?

Do you have a problem seeing your flaws openly?

Do you like people?



That's just the most basic list of things I could think of quickly. These are the questions you should ask yourself. It's hard work, lots of fun, and nearly always exhausting.

I have more free time at my job than I do at home.

This all loving sucks and you brought a living feeling creature into the world to do what? love you?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Little kid board games are really bad and you have to play them 15 hours a week

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
don't want to break your aura, but its actually normal.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Neither

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

No, its one or the other, this is why we live in hell.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Every new child is a person ignoring reality out of ignorance, fear or family pressure

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I didn't want a kid, then my ex-wife made me have one.

I don't regret it as much as I thought I would, but I still do regret it and know that I'm at an immediate disadvantage financially and professionally, which are both spaces that are more competitive now than they were for my parents.

So now I have to gently caress what I want and channel all my energy into making sure the kids have a good leg up when they're adults, when the world will undoubtedly be even more screwed up.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I have more free time at my job than I do at home.

Oh my loving god, why don't more people bring this up Jesus Christ :suicide:

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