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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Oh my loving god, why don't more people bring this up Jesus Christ :suicide:

how is that a good thing LOL

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Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
I had a kid and it's been pretty good but it's not like I had expectations that I'd be going out or just doing things when I wanted. If you view the kid as getting in the way of poo poo instead of poo poo being a thing you can do when you are able to then you will have a bad time.

Real talk: I had felt rather purposeless and depressed for a long while despite having what most people would call a pretty good life. I have friends, family, a good job, hobbies, a very cool wife, and I've always been pretty comfortable with myself. However I still felt like my existence was pointless. Those feelings stopped very suddenly upon the birth of my spawn. Little poo poo machine probably saved my life. YMMV.

No, the child was not a response to those feelings. I wouldn't suggest people self medicate with babies... but like, they can do you some good and doom posting your way into deciding against them is potentially harmful both immediately to yourself and by denying the world a child not raised by loving lunatics.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
3 paragraphs about no but its ok.

Its still a new life a full loving human

with such limited care or concern

eventually a 90 year old woman or man

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

how is that a good thing LOL

Edit: It's not. It's a bad thing.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 11, 2022

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
hell no. I get anxiety just imagining how terrible it would be. its the one thing that makes me think maybe still being a virgin isnt that bad after all.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Just offing myself, I was one of the rando humans from this marriage

Hope the better ones got jobs etc...

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
its just disgusting really

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I struggled my whole life, people thought making more people was some kind of normal thing.

Its just what people did.

Even when they had lived reality themseleves, they thought reality would be different

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

I struggled my whole life, people thought making more people was some kind of normal thing.

Its just what people did.

Even when they had lived reality themseleves, they thought reality would be different

The reason to have a child is so you can use it as an empty vessel to transfer your own mind into when your body begins to fail, obviously. Are you even a mage?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
With the way things are going in this country I am not confident there will even be any jobs left at the dick sucking factory by the time a theoretical child of mine would be of age, so no, it feels wrong

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
And thats it, the job

The kid i make needs work

Whos?

Youre creating a rich mans worker.

you dont til a field or harvest crops.

You could just live as you want

Not birth the next generation of what you suffered

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Apr 11, 2022

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
If youre lower to middle class, your just creating horror. Stop.

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Apr 11, 2022

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
you don't sound anti child you just sound anti human. just as they can do bad, people are capable of doing good in the world too OP

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

you don't sound anti child you just sound anti human. just as they can do bad, people are capable of doing good in the world too OP

when people are born adults ill agree with you

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

just as they can do bad, people are capable of doing good in the world too OP

are you sure about that?

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Buce posted:

are you sure about that?

by what definition can you even refer to suffering without the existence of good

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

by what definition can you even refer to suffering without the existence of good

Thats dumb as poo poo as the opposite of suffering isn't even close to the almost spectral ideal of good.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

when people are born adults ill agree with you

wait so you just don't like childhood? i don't get it. your own? others, like having kids around in the world? or do you think all childhoods are miserable?

sorry for posting earnest but you sound kinda earnest

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

wait so you just don't like childhood? i don't get it. your own? others, like having kids around in the world? or do you think all childhoods are miserable?

sorry for posting earnest but you sound kinda earnest

yeah that's it, great work.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
ejaculating inside a woman's vagina is so good yet the results are often so disastrous. kind of a yin and yang type situation I guess

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

yeah that's it, great work.

what's better about adults then?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

No, its one or the other, this is why we live in hell.

No the act of reproduction, in itself, is not good or bad

It's good or bad only in various contexts and in terms of various values

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

what's better about adults then?

No idea. Its irrelevant and you chose to focus on it. Go off why, I guess.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

The Bloop posted:

It's good or bad only in various contexts and in terms of various values

And I think those particular to my opinion should be extant in what I am saying.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

And I think those particular to my opinion should be extant in what I am saying.

I mean to answer that question for yourself, yeah obviously

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
go off? man i'm not posting a thread full of a bunch of depressed gibberish i just asked what your only replies to me meant.

if you haven't already "signed off" then this "we live in hell" poo poo is either depression or posturing

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Whenever I see op's name, I get the "Goody Two-Shoes" song stuck in my head

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

intheflesh posted:

Oh yeah, and if you live in America get ready to flush like 30k down the drain
OBGYN appt for the pregnancy
all the associated poo poo for pregnancy comfort
Stroller, crib, baby entertainment stuff, clothing, etc
The birth itself (just about 10k in our case)
pediatrician
OH MY GOD SO MANY DIAPERS

And baby's first piece of mail addressed to him? a $3,800 bill from the birth center
LOL WELCOME TO THE WORLD DIPSHIT, NOW PAY UP

Put all that poo poo on baby's credit and put the kid through bankruptcy. It will fall off the tots credit report in like the second grade.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

The Bloop posted:

I mean to answer that question for yourself, yeah obviously

The act of reproduction in humans can be bad.

At times is bad.

I don't think humans have moved far past animals in the need to reproduce in times of stress or as a need for sires, heirs or workers.

Or plain stupidity and ignorance

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Apr 11, 2022

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Put all that poo poo on baby's credit and put the kid through bankruptcy. It will fall off the tots credit report in like the second grade.

You can also leave a baby at someone else's doorstep and then it's their baby

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





If you are mentally and financially stable and you are willing to put the work in to be a good parent, then yes. Otherwise, probably not.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I don't see how a middle to lower class couple in 2022 could decide on having a child outside of being insane or forced to.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

You could do what a guy I know did. Just have sex with the most desperate of women, get them pregnant but never have a job and never be present. Can't squeeze blood from a stone after all. After 20 years and many women you can have 20+ kids that you don't support but whine about libs and the welfare state on facebook.

Consider the fact that a guy like that is genetically very successful.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

I don't see how a middle to lower class couple in 2022 could decide on having a child outside of being insane or forced to.

who else will carry on my proud family name?

yes, my last name is Johnson, why do you ask?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dguz0IsCuKU

the premise is poo poo isn't OK

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 11, 2022

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
I got a vasectomy 22 years ago.

The further we get into hellworld, the more glad I am that I did it.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

I don't see how a middle to lower class couple in 2022 could decide on having a child outside of being insane or forced to.

Yeah that’s what I was trying to tell you.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By0Mx-SrqFo

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Feb 11, 2019

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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIocTfUVYD8

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