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Currently a haver of a six month old and lemme tell you it sucks poo poo at first but it is slowly getting better. Only sleep like 2-3 hours at a time for months on end, get screamed at by an inconsolable infant upon waking, get everything smelly and covered in liquid baby poo poo. Stop having friends without kids because they cant understand that no you can't go out to the bar tonight you gotta coordinate that poo poo like a week in advance. Not to mention whatever trauma the mother endures, whether it be the pain and exertion of a vaginal birth (hopefully without an episiotomy!) or the horror of WATCHING ANOTHER HUMAN CUT YOUR WIFE OPEN, RUMMAGE AROUND IN THERE, AND PULL A SCREAMING GREMLIN INTO THE WORLD. But as they get on in months they start to laugh at dumb poo poo you do and they start acting weird and smiling and getting hype when you enter the room and it hits this instinctual area of our dumb lizard brain that makes you have a huge dopamine rush and ignore all the pain and want more kids. Make a close friend of family member have a kid and then see it all the time for all of the reward with none of the pain
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Oh yeah, and if you live in America get ready to flush like 30k down the drain OBGYN appt for the pregnancy all the associated poo poo for pregnancy comfort Stroller, crib, baby entertainment stuff, clothing, etc The birth itself (just about 10k in our case) pediatrician OH MY GOD SO MANY DIAPERS And baby's first piece of mail addressed to him? a $3,800 bill from the birth center LOL WELCOME TO THE WORLD DIPSHIT, NOW PAY UP
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