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Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!
, 2022).

Pro se plaintiff, alleging a civil rights violation (lmao). As discussed in the DDoS thread.

https://dockets.justia.com/docket/illinois/ilndce/1:2022cv01808/414027

Does someone whose PACER access isn't tracked want to pull the complaint?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
LF is closed OP

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Since he’s proceeding in forms pauperis and is alleging a civil rights violation, I’m assuming he’s claiming his right to free speech was violated by the :10bux: reg fee

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Brother Tadger posted:

Since he’s proceeding in forms pauperis and is alleging a civil rights violation, I’m assuming he’s claiming his right to free speech was violated by the :10bux: reg fee

Lol, i won't lie. I had to google it.

He's poor.

Or cheap, and just trying to get over.

I know a Matthew Clifford, but he's in Virginia, at this time.

Presiding Judge : Marvin E Aspen, 87yrs old. Appointed by Jimmy Carter.

Presided over the case of Michael Jackson of copyright laws over the song "The Girl is Mine"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Aspen


Just lol, at M. Clifford trying to explain SomethingAwful to an 87 year old. Oh to be a fly on the wall.

lol. i can't even read. Sorry M. Clifford, you're not supposed to get involved in this.

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 14, 2022

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Here’s a link to the actual complaint.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...dscape_Mode.pdf

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Just LOL man. Can't post porn.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Same guy:

https://www.shawlocal.com/the-herald-news/news/crime-and-courts/2022/02/23/man-arrested-following-outburst-at-new-lenox-post-office-cops/

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

32 years old? Wow. That is a rough 32.

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!

can someone PM me an invite to which ever discord is talking about this

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
My heart goes out to the poor law clerk who had to write this in the dismissal order:

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

pretty much all of those points are absolutely true

so how does that work, is there a pre-screening step that goes 'well the first amendment restricts laws not the policies of private corporations and even if it did it wouldn't even apply to any of these'? or is jeff going to have to actually pay for a lawyer to do some kind of motion to dismiss?

edit: oh its already dismissed? cool

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Stunt Rock posted:

My heart goes out to the poor law clerk who had to write this in the dismissal order:



Is the whole dismissal somewhere?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
free him

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Elendil004 posted:

Is the whole dismissal somewhere?

I downloaded and posted it to Discord. Not sure if this link will work but you can try:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/330158485704802305/963982375346393148/2022-04-12_7_Dismissal_Order.pdf

It’s nothing special, after that section the court spends like a paragraph quickly explaining that the first amendment doesn’t apply to private corporations. They also note that he has filed 16 other pro se lawsuits in the past six weeks.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

chaosbreather posted:

pretty much all of those points are absolutely true

so how does that work, is there a pre-screening step that goes 'well the first amendment restricts laws not the policies of private corporations and even if it did it wouldn't even apply to any of these'? or is jeff going to have to actually pay for a lawyer to do some kind of motion to dismiss?

edit: oh its already dismissed? cool

It doesn't seem like SA, the named party, was even made aware of this... until the DDOS thread.

edit: to back my claim, I would like to enter this post into evidence:

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


what an absolute legend

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

It doesn't seem like SA, the named party, was even made aware of this... until the DDOS thread.

Yeah, from his other lawsuits he just put the companies name as the defendant, so no one is actually getting these complaints other then a bewildered court clerk.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

It doesn't seem like SA, the named party, was even made aware of this... until the DDOS thread.

Correct but that’s not unusual. You’re not required to respond until you’re served. And pro se cases are screened specifically to weed out complaints like these in order to help save unnecessary time effort and money.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Seems like meltdown May starts earlier every year.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Did Jeffrey retain Leonard J Crabs?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
I posted this in the other thread but here’s the other lawsuits he filed around the same time:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Stunt Rock posted:

Correct but that’s not unusual. You’re not required to respond until you’re served. And pro se cases are screened specifically to weed out complaints like these in order to help save unnecessary time effort and money.

Not unusual, perhaps.

But it is very funny.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Has anyone figured out his username?

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Caesar Saladin posted:

Has anyone figured out his username?

He attached his entire rap sheet as an exhibit to the complaint.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Stunt Rock posted:

I posted this in the other thread but here’s the other lawsuits he filed around the same time:



man, gently caress capital one. I hope he wins.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


When graph banned the 1st amendment https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=229256 I guess that was the last straw

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Caesar Saladin posted:

Has anyone figured out his username?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=229079

One of them, anyway.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Stunt Rock posted:

He attached his entire rap sheet as an exhibit to the complaint.

oh snap i didn't see. I don't know how to find his profile but the "error invalid user" one seems to be more fun than the "First amendment" one

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!

Stunt Rock posted:

I downloaded and posted it to Discord. Not sure if this link will work but you can try:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/330158485704802305/963982375346393148/2022-04-12_7_Dismissal_Order.pdf

It’s nothing special, after that section the court spends like a paragraph quickly explaining that the first amendment doesn’t apply to private corporations. They also note that he has filed 16 other pro se lawsuits in the past six weeks.

Nice, so the entire case was filed and dismissed before Jeffrey ever got served.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
all his complaints as the subtitles during kirk douglas' final objections at the trial in Paths of Glory

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Boat Stuck posted:

Nice, so the entire case was filed and dismissed before Jeffrey ever got served.

Correct. He didn’t even get to issue a summons.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
The corrupt human justice system has failed us once again.

I demand trial by combat against something awful dot com, should it have any honor.

raises my bat'leth I got from amazon... menacingly

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I wish he fought SA and won because it would establish insane precedence that sites can't allow users to not like you and have to have fonts that you like and poo poo.

Imagine using it as precedence to sue Twitter because you got ratiod lmao

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Vampire Panties posted:

Did Jeffrey retain Leonard J Crabs?

I’m afraid he’s deceased. RIP to one of the actually funny Lowtax bits*



*No idea if they still hold up but I remember finding them hilarious in the early 00’s

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Stunt Rock posted:

Correct. He didn’t even get to issue a summons.

Now I'm wondering how the court would serve the "several postal workers"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Im sujng the forums cause someone told me to turn on my monitor but jt was ready on!!!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nooner posted:

Im sujng the forums cause someone told me to turn on my monitor but jt was ready on!!!!

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
One of the guy’s complaints is something along the lines of “a bunch of people do not like my posting”.

Just lmao forever

Edit: ^^^There it is

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