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*posts on Internet forum I own about my chippped collar bone and say it’s ruining my life and also the forums cost one million dollars a day to run and I can’t afford luxury cookies*
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Apr 14, 2022 03:47
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LuckyCat posted:*posts on Internet forum I own about my chippped collar bone and say it’s ruining my life and also the forums cost one million dollars a day to run and I can’t afford luxury cookies* Like and subscribe!
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Apr 14, 2022 03:51
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Wait like one of those alien chips people used to say had been implanted in them in the 90's?
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Apr 14, 2022 03:58
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Knormal posted:Wait like one of those alien chips people used to say had been implanted in them in the 90's? ....... I don't think we're supposed to talk about that.....
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Apr 14, 2022 04:09
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Well you're the one who started the thread. The Greys are gonna be pissed.
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Apr 14, 2022 04:20
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What flavor is the chip.
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Apr 14, 2022 04:25
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it was a war injury and i am a hero, so give me the free coffee. no i don't have my military ID with me, i left it in my other uniform.
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Apr 14, 2022 04:29
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Bad Purchase posted:it was a war injury and i am a hero, so give me the free coffee. no i don't have my military ID with me, i left it in my other uniform. Chipping my own collarbone to get sent home from 'Nam.
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Apr 14, 2022 04:33
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Doctor tells me it's a harmless skin tag that can be easily removed with a simple freezing procedure without even leaving his office. But why would it develop on such a prominent place like a collarbone in the first place? For reception of course! I know this. Mulder knows.
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Apr 14, 2022 04:41
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It's a collarbone fry, not chip
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Apr 14, 2022 05:32
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Has a horror movie ever had someone have their collar bone sniped with a pair of bolts cutter? If not, seems like a missed opportunity for a scene.
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Apr 14, 2022 06:07
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*one collarbone is ever so slightly shorter than the other*
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Apr 14, 2022 06:33
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“Whatssa matter pal, youse got a chip on your shoulder or somethin’?” Why, yes actually I do, and I’m quite sensitive about it, thank you very much!
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Apr 14, 2022 15:26
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I've got a BOMB in my RIBCAGE
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Apr 14, 2022 15:27
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Donating my collarbone to science when I die so not even ONE MORE PERSON has to deal with this terrible, life destroying ailment.
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Apr 14, 2022 15:32
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Knock knock
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Apr 14, 2022 15:37
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Broken collarbone chip travels through blood stream, ends up in sack where all piss is stored, this creates blockage, and as a result balls become enlarged.
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Apr 14, 2022 15:37
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Knock knock Who's there?
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Apr 14, 2022 15:39
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i always knew you were just a chip off the ol' block of collarbone material
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Apr 14, 2022 15:48
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Steve Colbern gave his mind-blowing alien abduction testimony during the Cost to Cost show, reported by the Daily Star. He claimed that aliens abducted him in a UFO over a hundred times, forcing him to devote his life to finding out more about alien existence. He explained that his encounter with aliens began when he noticed a UFO hovering over his avocado tree before being dragged up into the spaceship by a green laser beam. He was then escorted to a medical station and forced to lie down, and when he returned to Earth, nothing was the same, which made him assume that he was given an implant that changed his life, Colbern said during the show.
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Apr 14, 2022 15:49
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laying in the gutter drinking a bottle of MadDog telling anyone who will listen that I was once CEO of google but I was never the same man afdter the accident that took away the functioning of my collarbone.
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Apr 14, 2022 15:50
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Literally A Person posted:Who's there? https://youtu.be/Vh6xFG7l8ss?t=51 I now realize this is way too obscure of a reference
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Apr 14, 2022 15:54
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This thread is now about the hit movie Imposter starring Gary Sinise and everyone needs to watch this trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54iBoAqRW3k
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Apr 14, 2022 15:54
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This is my niece, Gary Sinise.
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Apr 14, 2022 15:56
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Why you throw chip into my collarbone?
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Apr 14, 2022 15:59
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sitting in the triage after a multi-car accident. Nurse looks at me and man with severed artery. I am taken to surgery immediately
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Apr 14, 2022 16:00
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I, William Henry Hairytaint, real name Chip Köllarbone, feel personally attacked
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Apr 14, 2022 16:07
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Heh, you should see the other guy!
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Apr 14, 2022 16:41
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Cheddar and sour cream!? What a day!
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Apr 14, 2022 16:42
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Well I say you're in loving luck OP. I have a loving dip in my collarbone.
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Apr 14, 2022 17:05
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Looks like you got a chip on your shoulder 
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Apr 14, 2022 17:20
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Ch-Ch-Chipped my bone~ Listenin' Stranger! Ch-Ch-Chipped my bone~ The feds are danger!
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Apr 14, 2022 17:26
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What flavor is the chip. Peanut butter.
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Apr 14, 2022 17:29
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Hey OP, need some guac to go with that bad boy? I'm just messin around, you take care buddy
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Apr 14, 2022 19:31
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:This thread is now about the hit movie Imposter starring Gary Sinise and everyone needs to watch this trailer
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