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 well hello there what a nice day for posting with grace and dignity
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I've begun sporting a clean, freshly starched bib at all times ITT just in case |
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Apr 17, 2022 16:45
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*hesitantly reaching towards one of four available keyboards, uncertain which is polite to post with.*
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Apr 17, 2022 16:57
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whenever someone empty quotes me i get up from my posting rig and do a deep, long and very respectful bow
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Apr 17, 2022 16:58
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Heather Papps posted:*hesitantly reaching towards one of four available keyboards, uncertain which is polite to post with.* The keyboard on the right is the soup keyboard. |
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Apr 17, 2022 16:58
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OP, thank you for posting this thread, i appreciate it deeply. might i offer you a deviled egg?
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Apr 17, 2022 19:04
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biosterous posted:OP, thank you for posting this thread, i appreciate it deeply. might i offer you a deviled egg? why I would be delighted. don't mind if I do!  
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Apr 17, 2022 19:42
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I feel the need to inform you all that I've been taking performance enhancing drugs ahead of this competition. Here, I've brought enough for everyone. |
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Apr 17, 2022 20:35
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postin with my pinkie out
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Apr 18, 2022 00:24
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Dr. Honked posted:postin with my pinkie out ur poise is remarkable 
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Apr 18, 2022 01:05
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I hope everyone in this thread has had an excellent day, and will be happy for the foreseeable future. I love you all. Rock on. |
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Apr 18, 2022 02:05
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Clicking the reply button for my lady friend, call me old fashioned but I believe in chivalry |
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Apr 18, 2022 02:06
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Rock on.  we will work on this
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Apr 18, 2022 02:10
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 two of these three brooch placements are tasteful. can u guess which one is rather slovenly by comparison?
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Apr 18, 2022 02:52
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Hello, just adding punctuation here. Please do not mind me.
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Apr 18, 2022 06:13
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*meaningfully eyeballs the now empty Take a Nug Leave a Nug tray* ahem. u there
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puts down my cutlery, excuses myself and stands up, lays my napkin on my seat, sits back down, picks my cutlery back up, and rips rear end
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nut posted:puts down my cutlery, excuses myself and stands up, lays my napkin on my seat, sits back down, picks my cutlery back up, and rips rear end this one comes from good stock
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Apr 19, 2022 14:09
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Heather Papps posted:whenever someone empty quotes me i get up from my posting rig and do a deep, long and very respectful bow |
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Apr 19, 2022 14:54
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hello...................................... please!!!!! 
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Apr 20, 2022 12:36
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frump truck posted:hello...................................... please!!!!! excellent composure
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Apr 20, 2022 14:12
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あの…すみません！申し訳ないですが… |
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Apr 20, 2022 15:33
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I must admit I'm not familiar with those squiggles but I think they're lovely. May I get you a cup of tea?
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to affect correct manners merely for the sake of a contest would be execrable. however, it would be equally déclassé to deride those who post in this thread, or even those who originated it, as hypocrites. and it would be simply the height of terrible manners to call any attention to the aforementioned facts. so I beg everyone, for the sake or decorum, to politely pretend that this post was never made, and that we are all blissfully unaware of what it says.
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Manifisto posted:to affect correct manners merely for the sake of a contest would be execrable. however, it would be equally déclassé to deride those who post in this thread, or even those who originated it, as hypocrites. and it would be simply the height of terrible manners to call any attention to the aforementioned facts. so I beg everyone, for the sake or decorum, to politely pretend that this post was never made, and that we are all blissfully unaware of what it says. May I get you a cup of tea?
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Apr 20, 2022 15:58
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it would be in very good taste 2 keep this popular thread going 
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Apr 25, 2022 04:18
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HANDS OFF THE "ENDLESS BREAD STICKS" we are quite above that. somebody ITT is chewing gum. unacceptable especially before a fine olive garden™ dinner. 4 shame tsk tsk 
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*sticks gum under the table with my pinkie*
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Apr 25, 2022 12:18
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Sherbert Hoover posted:*sticks gum under the table with my pinkie* good form
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Apr 25, 2022 14:12
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surgically replaces all my fingers with pinkies, high fives the other guests all night |
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compensating for my lack of pewter dinnerware by serving fruit in a puddle of mercury |
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May 12, 2022 14:39
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how wonderful!
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May 12, 2022 14:41
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let's talk about ur postin posture, dear reader. it could use some work
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May 12, 2022 14:45
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Areola Grande posted:how wonderful! *whispers politely* do not yell at people from across the forum
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May 12, 2022 14:56
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Areola Grande posted:how wonderful! *curtsies ruthlessly*
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How Wonderful! posted:*curtsies ruthlessly* 
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May 12, 2022 15:52
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*eats the small spoon on the left* |
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May 12, 2022 17:00
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Areola Grande posted:it would be in very good taste 2 keep this popular thread going
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one wipes one's nose on the curtain to one's left, anything else is a sign of poor breeding. if the room is curtainless, use either the tablecloth or the host's dinner jacket.
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How Wonderful! posted:*curtsies ruthlessly* What have you done with Ruth!!??!!
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