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Who will win? But why are they fighting? What was the quarrel that evolved into this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiLtFfDlst4&t=280s And what is the goal of all golems? |
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EorayMel posted:Who will win? But why are they fighting? What was the quarrel that evolved into this? why have i never seen that video jame before?? it's lols
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Dr. Honked posted:why have i never seen that video jame before?? it's lols people playground ---------------- |
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Pig turns to Wolf and says "this is some pretty hosed up poo poo". |
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ah geez dang brick golems at it again |
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Looks like they both lost
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the brick golem would win because it is more structurally sound than wood. it should have been constructed from steel though, as that is an even better material for golems. this is not the first time you've asked this, and quite frankly me and the rest of the community have had enough
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what happened to the straw golem, op? |
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EorayMel posted:And what is the goal of all golems? afaik, protecting czech shtetls |
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Apr 19, 2022 21:31
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wolf golem is honestly op and needs a nerf
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never too old to learn about new golems https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/byob-golem-assortment/1/
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What's the difference between a wood golem and an ent? And would it make a difference if you made a wood golem out of cottonwood vs poplar? I think maybe it would be more cost effective and environmentally friendly to make a wood golem out of a huge cottonwood tree than to enslave 30 people for 60 days to fire bricks and lay cement for a brick golem. And that's before you get to the human sacrifice, which wood golems don't require.
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If I was a golem I would be either a talc golem because I'm soft and crumble under pressure, or a weed golem because I am weed. |
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Charles Bukowski posted:If I was a golem I would be either a talc golem because I'm soft and crumble under pressure, or a weed golem because I am weed. I would love to be a talc golem and have people rub their hands all over me to add moisture resistance and improve gripping properties. I am not so fond of the involuntary dangers of people bring around me, including injury to lungs, which could lead to death. Maybe I could be a salt golem and rub my fingers over peoples' egg dishes or retain heat to keep a house warm.
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gotta keep the deer from licking my balls though
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Hah lookit the Golem that doesn't like their salt balls getting licked |
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Wood golem holding a log: My Precious and what not |
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Being a Himalayan pink salt golem would be a sweet gig, just get paid to sit around people's homes for your unsubstantiated air purification properties, maybe let them cook fish on one of your fingers now and again |
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Is the wood golem wet? Because well hydrated wood is more dense and less prone to damage than dry wood. |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Looks like they both lost no one ever wins, no one finally loses, except the dead. under the sun they rot together, in absolute biological equality |
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by their powers combined they form… Pizza Oven Golem! |
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Armitag3 posted:by their powers combined they form… Pizza Oven Golem! |
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Pizza Oven Golem vs Pizza Golem |
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None Golem Left Beef
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Armitag3 posted:by their powers combined they form… Pizza Oven Golem! Suburban Dad Golem has joined the battle! |
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google THIS posted:Suburban Dad Golem has joined the battle! Suburban Dad Golem forms like Voltron from the various suburban dads. Ready to form Dadtron! Activate Interlocking driveway! Dyna-thermostat connected. Infra-cellphone holster up. Mega leafblowers are go! Form blazing grill spatula! |
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Finger Prince posted:Suburban Dad Golem forms like Voltron from the various suburban dads. "And I'll form the head!" All the other parts: Hi The Head, I'm Dad! |
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