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There was a 460 pound Chinese man who was climbing mount wverest and he farted. Everyone laughed. That’s it.
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Apr 18, 2022 06:53
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The funny part is that the Chinese guy wasn’t a fatso, he was just really big and he couldn’t haul enough oxygen for his vast lungs
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Apr 18, 2022 07:01
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if he dies on the summit he makes everest bigger ever think of that? 
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Apr 18, 2022 07:09
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Gazpacho posted:The funny part is that the Chinese guy wasn’t a fatso, he was just really big and he couldn’t haul enough oxygen for his vast lungs fact: he consumes vast quantities of krill]]
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Apr 18, 2022 07:16
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blight rhino posted:at least write a creative paragraph or two about the goddamn 460lb mogul, you shouldn't make promises you can't keep, Dad... I mean buglord. Yeah buglord you bastard, kindly edit your first post and replace it with one that's on topic. Or I'll tell all the other bugs about your fail.
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Apr 18, 2022 07:23
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hope that man is alright.
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Apr 18, 2022 07:26
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Has anyone eaten at Chris Angel's restaurant? I'm curious how it is.
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istewart posted:Well drat, guess that's what happens when you Ching-Dow is a pretty good slogan.
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Apr 18, 2022 10:45
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Where's the goddamn mogul op??
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Apr 18, 2022 11:20
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yep, you got me.
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Apr 18, 2022 11:30
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Where teh gently caress is the fat Chinese man
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Apr 18, 2022 11:32
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You know what, just the thought of an obese man climbing a mountain is funny enough. I can't stop laughing. Thank you op and chris angel
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Apr 18, 2022 11:44
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Is Buglord the new Wizard Master? Because these forums don't seem big enough for the both of them.
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Apr 18, 2022 11:56
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460 lb shitposting mogul buglord attempts to climb a mountain of his own shitposts
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Apr 18, 2022 12:12
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istewart posted:Well drat, guess that's what happens when you Well how come all the servers let me mangle the name by pronouncing it how it's spelled!! gently caress! Well no longer!!
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Apr 18, 2022 14:53
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My favourite one was when he pretended he could pull people in half at the hips, but then really had a bunch of people without legs crawl around screaming like he ripped them in two with magic
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Apr 18, 2022 15:03
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Apr 18, 2022 15:49
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This russian spambot is broken
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Apr 18, 2022 16:14
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He peacocking
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Apr 18, 2022 16:15
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For the longest time I thought his name was "Crisis Angel" because the double s doesn't make any sense. My brain was unconsciously inserting a letter.
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Apr 18, 2022 16:33
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Lifepuzzler posted:For the longest time I thought his name was "Crisis Angel" because the double s doesn't make any sense. My brain was unconsciously inserting a letter. Criis Angel, pronounced like Crease Angle.
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Apr 18, 2022 16:37
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Bris Angel XD
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Apr 18, 2022 16:51
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I read that he's to Kurt Angle's brother.
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Apr 18, 2022 16:55
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fart
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Apr 18, 2022 16:55
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Gas thread, ban op.
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Apr 18, 2022 16:59
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I was going to post the canyon jump but apparently a&e took down the youtube video because it was too embarrassing 
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Chris Angel has hurt the feelings of the Chinese people and will face repercussions for this unwarranted attack on its 5000 year history itt
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Apr 18, 2022 20:54
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Rahu posted:I was going to post the canyon jump but apparently a&e took down the youtube video because it was too embarrassing How about the one where he “escapes” from a beach condo that is being demolished https://youtu.be/Wk-DBLVNxHQ Spoiler: it’s dumb as all hell
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Apr 18, 2022 20:58
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verbal enema posted:Well how come all the servers let me mangle the name by pronouncing it how it's spelled!! gently caress! Mindfricked in the bum by a bottle of Tsingdao
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Apr 18, 2022 21:09
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thomawesome posted:Has anyone eaten at Chris Angel's restaurant? I'm curious how it is. No one knows if it's good or not because after you eat there you disappear from this demension and go to the spirit/ghost one.
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Apr 18, 2022 21:11
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he will weigh less if he reaches the top of everest due to the lower gravity
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Apr 18, 2022 21:14
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Put me down for 17. 17 people will die on Mindfreak this year.
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Apr 18, 2022 21:39
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latinotwink1997 posted:Put me down for 17. 17 people will die on Mindfreak this year. I thought you were down for 17 Ching-Dows!
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Apr 18, 2022 21:40
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According to China Daily, the heaviest man in China is Wang Haonan, who peaked at 334 kg/ 736 lb but dropped to 192 kg/423 lb after gastric surgery. No word on his Everest expedition.
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projecthalaxy posted:According to China Daily, the heaviest man in China is Wang Haonan, who peaked at 334 kg/ 736 lb but dropped to 192 kg/423 lb after gastric surgery. No word on his Everest expedition. China's almost certainly got some larger ones gestating somewhere. Ones they're not going to talk about until they're ready to reveal them.
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Apr 18, 2022 22:51
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I bet he spits bars
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Apr 18, 2022 23:51
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You might have some people fooled but there's no way I'm buying this ludicrous idea that somebody was in Junior High when this show was on the air
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Wait I am confused
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Katamari Democracy posted:Wait I am confused that's the hypoxia! you have to get back down out of the death zone immediately!
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