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bad guy

marijuana can precipitate pyschotic episodes

# ? Apr 20, 2022 15:58

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:49

bad guy

everybody jokes about ha ha remember that one time we ate the brownies and thought we were dying, like thinking your dying is just a normal part of life or something that doesn't have long term traumatic effects.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 15:59

bad guy

me; a genius. I think my body is shutting down. It hink I may already be dead. Just an ordinary thursday for me, a genius.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 16:00

bad guy

Spider Man sat down at the edge of a building looking out over New York City. "I didn't want to believe it when the other super heroes told me, but they're right. Dr. Strange has been acting...well...stranger than usual. And I think its the weed."

"Come to think of it, Aunt May has also been acting weird. She has been watching a lot of Game Show Network. She watches Hollywood Squares and she laughs, and she cries. When I talk to her, she looks at my face like she doesn't know it's a face, like it's just some kind of weird putty anemone making hideous sounds at her."

From below, a smell wafted up. It was the sweet smell of piss and garbage. "Thank goodness some things in New York never change," thought Spider Man. But then, he smelled a different smell. It was weed. Despite himself, he started to get high. That was when the Green Goblin attacked.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 16:03

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

I guess if you buy weed that's money you could have spent on a different kind of weed or maybe a cool pipe

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 16:19

Macnult

it'll help with your anxiety disorder, specifically the one that developed from smoking marijuana habitually

# ? Apr 20, 2022 18:57

Macnult

not only is weed no longer byob, it hasn't been byob for quite some time

# ? Apr 20, 2022 18:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Macnult posted:

it'll help with your anxiety disorder, specifically the one that developed from smoking marijuana habitually

busted

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:04

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Macnult posted:

not only is weed no longer byob, it hasn't been byob for quite some time

What's the story here anyway?

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:05

FutonForensic

Doctor Octopus bellowed over the panic crowd, "Hi everyone, I have just lowered a giant dome over all of Manhattan, and will begun hotboxing the entire district"

The crowd cheered!

Doctor Octopus shook his head in disappointment. "Folks, that's bad. There are a million motorists here, and none of them have consented to receiving extremely impaired driving."

# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:14

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

What's the story here anyway?

we decided that weed was unbyob one day, and i guess we forgot to undo that

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:52

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

sounds like a mistake imo

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 19:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Weed is extremely, nay excessively, unbyob.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

bongwater is the most vile thing and good luck getting it out of that shag carpet that lines your van, pal

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

people sometimes literally get killed over a stinky flower boo to weed i say

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You can die if you smoke too much weed, people are always talking about that.

That kid that you never heard about again in High School?

He didn't move away. He toked the Devil's Lettuce and his soul got yoinked straight out of his body, and down to the depths of... I can't even finish that thought. And you wondered WHY it was called "High" school...

Today, on this High Holy Day, I want you to think about that kid, as you roll up a spliff and take that poo poo to the head....

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 20:37

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i'm gonna vape for all who have not seen the light. the light at the end of my joint lmao gottem

# ? Apr 20, 2022 21:24

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

The Weed Out Of Space by H P Bongcraft

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 21:35

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Dr. Honked posted:

The Weed Out Of Space by H P Bongcraft

# ? Apr 20, 2022 22:03

bad guy

FutonForensic posted:

Doctor Octopus bellowed over the panic crowd, "Hi everyone, I have just lowered a giant dome over all of Manhattan, and will begun hotboxing the entire district"

The crowd cheered!

Doctor Octopus shook his head in disappointment. "Folks, that's bad. There are a million motorists here, and none of them have consented to receiving extremely impaired driving."

# ? Apr 20, 2022 22:10

bad guy

Dr. Honked posted:

The Weed Out Of Space by H P Bongcraft

the terrifying story of a farming family slowly turned into degenerate zombies by a high quality indica/sativa blend nourished by the eldrich light of an alien moon

# ? Apr 20, 2022 22:11

The Voice of Labor

running out can be p' scary, op

# ? Apr 20, 2022 23:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

once on weed i ate everything in the fridge and my family starved

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 23:37

bad guy

weed makes you look at the other guy in the cabin and imagine he's a big chicken leg

# ? Apr 21, 2022 00:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

one time on weed I maliciously ordered pizza for myself and paid for it and ate it knowing I was allergic to dairy

the devil's lettuce could've killed me by poor decision making skills and it's bad, folks

# ? Apr 21, 2022 00:17

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i just ate a paper bag full of tortilla chips from the good mexican place

# ? Apr 21, 2022 00:33

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

your friend sk posted:

i just ate a paper bag full of tortilla chips from the good mexican place

rip

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 01:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

your friend sk posted:

i just ate a paper bag full of tortilla chips from the good mexican place

hosed up if true

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 01:47

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i smoked weed once, and now im former president barack obama

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 01:47

bad guy

your friend sk posted:

i just ate a paper bag full of tortilla chips from the good mexican place

i love authentic mexican cuisine

# ? Apr 21, 2022 05:38

bad guy

why dont they make the bag...out of the same stuff they make the chips out of? heyyoo

# ? Apr 21, 2022 05:39

bad guy

why they don't of the out chips the same....stuff they make bag of? ooohey

# ? Apr 21, 2022 05:40

Finger Prince

Cardi BYOB posted:

one time on weed I maliciously ordered pizza for myself and paid for it and ate it knowing I was allergic to dairy

the devil's lettuce could've killed me by poor decision making skills and it's bad, folks

One time my friend ate a bag of Cadbury mini eggs whilst watching movies stoned. He is diabetic. He could barely keep food down for two days after, the feckin idjut. He's normally very good at managing his diabetes. Not when the devil's lettuce gets involved.

# ? Apr 21, 2022 05:49

Finger Prince

Things I have learned the hard way:
1) don't smoke diesels
2) correct, accurate dosing of edibles is critical
3) big drink, little/no smoke. Big smoke, little/no drink
4) I had a number 4 but I forgot what it was

# ? Apr 21, 2022 05:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Weed only grows on the graves of people who died from smoking weed. Will your body fertilize the crop of tomorrow?

# ? Apr 21, 2022 05:59

Finger Prince

Buttchocks posted:

Weed only grows on the graves of people who died from smoking weed. Will your body fertilize the crop of tomorrow?

Man you gotta try this white widow x Buttchocks strain.

# ? Apr 21, 2022 06:09

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Finger Prince posted:

Things I have learned the hard way:
1) don't smoke diesels
2) correct, accurate dosing of edibles is critical
3) big drink, little/no smoke. Big smoke, little/no drink
4) I had a number 4 but I forgot what it was

4) smoke weed errday 420 blaze it mfers

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 13:22