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everybody jokes about ha ha remember that one time we ate the brownies and thought we were dying, like thinking your dying is just a normal part of life or something that doesn't have long term traumatic effects. |
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Apr 20, 2022 15:59
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me; a genius. I think my body is shutting down. It hink I may already be dead. Just an ordinary thursday for me, a genius. |
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Apr 20, 2022 16:00
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Spider Man sat down at the edge of a building looking out over New York City. "I didn't want to believe it when the other super heroes told me, but they're right. Dr. Strange has been acting...well...stranger than usual. And I think its the weed." "Come to think of it, Aunt May has also been acting weird. She has been watching a lot of Game Show Network. She watches Hollywood Squares and she laughs, and she cries. When I talk to her, she looks at my face like she doesn't know it's a face, like it's just some kind of weird putty anemone making hideous sounds at her." From below, a smell wafted up. It was the sweet smell of piss and garbage. "Thank goodness some things in New York never change," thought Spider Man. But then, he smelled a different smell. It was weed. Despite himself, he started to get high. That was when the Green Goblin attacked. |
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Apr 20, 2022 16:03
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FutonForensic posted:Doctor Octopus bellowed over the panic crowd, "Hi everyone, I have just lowered a giant dome over all of Manhattan, and will begun hotboxing the entire district" |
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Apr 20, 2022 22:10
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Dr. Honked posted:The Weed Out Of Space by H P Bongcraft the terrifying story of a farming family slowly turned into degenerate zombies by a high quality indica/sativa blend nourished by the eldrich light of an alien moon |
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Apr 20, 2022 22:11
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weed makes you look at the other guy in the cabin and imagine he's a big chicken leg |
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Apr 21, 2022 00:12
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your friend sk posted:i just ate a paper bag full of tortilla chips from the good mexican place i love authentic mexican cuisine |
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Apr 21, 2022 05:38
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why dont they make the bag...out of the same stuff they make the chips out of? heyyoo |
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Apr 21, 2022 05:39
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why they don't of the out chips the same....stuff they make bag of? ooohey |
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Apr 21, 2022 05:40
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Buttchocks posted:Weed only grows on the graves of people who died from smoking weed. Will your body fertilize the crop of tomorrow? It also grows any place that stoners jizz |
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Apr 22, 2022 22:26
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Moo Cowabunga posted:true story someone called the cops many years ago and said that my dad was growing dope and when the cops came with a search warrant they found two of the stringiest wee dope plants he had so carefully hid from his dumb rear end teenage child [me]. the cops laughed at my dad for the pathetic grow and left [with the dope]. I think one said something about kids being able to grow better dope than that. This isa great story thank you, I love it |
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Apr 22, 2022 22:27
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dad tries to homegrow weed FAIL |
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Apr 22, 2022 22:27
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Puff Puff Pass There was once an evil old lady and she had an evil old husband. One day the evil old lady died. "Bury me with my weed" said the evil old lady. "But you don't need it. Can't I smoke it instead?" asked the evil old husband. "No. I want to have it so you can't have it" she said, evilly. Well wouldn't you know it, some time after that, the evil old husband died. "Now that he's gone I can finally smoke this weed," the evil old lady said. The weed she meant was her burial weed. It was late at night when the evil old lady decided to smoke her weed. After one puff, she heard a tiny sound. "Must be a mouse," she said to herself. Then she thought evil thoughts about the mouse. She took another puff. Now she could hear a faint voice saying "puuffff pufffff passssss." "Must be the ghost of my dumb rear end husband," she said. She smoked some more. It began to rain and thunder outside. Behind the thunder she could hear a angry voice yelling "PUFFFFF PUFFFFF PASSSSSSS." "This is my weed," she said to herself, "and I can smoke it, on account of I outlived that sour old coot." There was a loud knock on the door. "It's probably my dead husband," she thought. "Better get it." But it wasn't. It was the cops. "Someone called us." The cops said. "He had a ghostly voice. He said a person was smoking weed in this shack." "That would be me" replied the evil old woman, "But it's legal now. It's been legal for years." "That's true. We didn't come to arrest you, we came to smoke weed with you." So the evil old lady had to smoke weed with the cops, which was the most unpleasant thing in the world, and every time she would try to smoke weed, they would show up and smoke most of her weed and tell boring cop stories, and that was how the evil old man got his revenge. |
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Apr 23, 2022 01:19
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Armitag3 posted:Now do The Fall of the House of Kusher Lol |
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Apr 23, 2022 02:45
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Bluedeanie posted:It was about dusk, one evening during the supreme madness of the 4/20 outdoor music festival season, that I encountered my friend. He accosted me with excessive warmth, for he had been smoking much. The man wore motley. He had on a tie-died Sublime shirt, and his head was surmounted by the baggy oversized beanie. I was so pleased to see him that I thought I should never have done wringing his hand. |
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Escape From Noise posted:Are You Afraid of the Dank? Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Cypher |
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