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Welp, the lib-cucks finally won. Can't drive a drat Squat anymore. For the uninformed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBr6wxkVzU A Carolina Squat or Tennesee Tilt is when a southern teenager puts giant tires on the front of their truck and lowers the back so that the headlights point right at the sky.  It screams "Do not gently caress with". Nothing like doing 85MPH down I-95 in a Silverado your parents bought you as a congratulations what for finishing high school without slipping GHB into your 2nd cousin's Mike's Hard while partying at the sandbar. Eyes on the sky, not a care in the world. Seriously, what could be better. And now they're loving banned because a bunch of scared pussies don't believe a group of pedestrians have enough freedom to jump out of the way when they see some modern day southern king barreling towards them in one of these:  I'm particularly fond of the articles that explain the origin of the modification came out of Baja racing because of the sand or jumps or something. Its the "technically there's no such thing as an assault rifle" of car mod culture. Anyway's a bunch of southern states are banning them because they've killed a bunch of people for obvious reasons and its got me hollerin' like a dog passin' a peach pit. Just a stompin' and a snortin'.
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if the exhaust pipe's pointing at the ground like that how the hell are you supposed to gently caress it
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:if the exhaust pipe's pointing at the ground like that how the hell are you supposed to gently caress it Cowgirl.
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Apr 21, 2022 11:58
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I don't mind people killing themselves, its just that they will probably kill people other than themselves or their friends doing this.
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Apr 21, 2022 11:59
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Car fads are proof that America needs better public transportation
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Apr 21, 2022 11:59
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Even though it's the tiredest loving take: Idiocracy is real
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Apr 21, 2022 12:14
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The fucken deep state hates it when yer truck looks gooder than hell.
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Apr 21, 2022 12:24
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I think I've seen one vehicle like this in 30+ years in Tennessee This thread is fake news
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Poohs Packin posted:Welp, the lib-cucks finally won. Oh, thank goodness. Now we can finally rest. It's all smooth sailing from here on.... Poohs Packin posted:Can't drive a drat Squat anymore. For the uninformed: The gently caress? What? What the poo poo is this and why would anyone do that? Well, I guess even the small victories count.
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Pimpcasso posted:This thread is fake news I just spent 2 weeks in Rock Hill South Carolina and it is extremely real. They don't require inspections so it's kind of like a haunted house for cars.
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Where’s the Tennessee Tilt convoy screeching about this egregious loss of FREEDOM?
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These PUSSIES probably weren't even rollin coal anyway.
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I can't see poo poo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8bqWbys3GQ
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I rolled coal before it was cool because I refused to fix my head gasket in high school on my 1970 f100
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Apr 21, 2022 14:12
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Where’s the Tennessee Tilt convoy screeching about this egregious loss of FREEDOM? they couldn't see each other and got lost on the freeway
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Apr 21, 2022 14:17
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Probably some problem similar to this https://i.imgur.com/NuLBvRq.mp4
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The modern Juggernaut
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It’s cool that like 7 morons in the whole state have these dumb murder trucks that should absolutely be illegal get banned, but marrying children and handing out guns with no licensing is fuckin a-OK for everyone.
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Apr 21, 2022 14:33
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For dumb old conservative babies even the new poo poo their dumb piece of poo poo conservative baby children are doing is too new and too scary
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Haedline made me think these are outlawed making GBS threads stances. I'm disappointed.
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Probably some problem similar to this 
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Poohs Packin posted:It screams "Do not gently caress with". Everything white southerners do is about screaming "Do not gently caress with" because they're terrified of other people and live in constant fear of someone trying to murder them.
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Why not cover themselves daily with poop? This will drastically reduce their interaction with others.
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Apr 21, 2022 15:39
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fortunately my tennessee tilt is grandfathered in. i will pass it down to my children one day.
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please do not ban Tennessee Tits, the poor Tennesseeans need something to live for
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By popular demand posted:Why not cover themselves daily with poop? This will drastically reduce their interaction with others. Not everyone can be a hog farmer.
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the holy poopacy posted:please do not ban Tennessee Tits, the poor Tennesseeans need something to live for Also do not ban the Carolina Squart for the same reason
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This is an environmental regulation, OP. Having the trucks always driving uphill like that reduces gas mileage.
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Next they’re gonna ban Calvin pissing on stuff and Tapout poo poo. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Next they’re gonna ban Calvin pissing on stuff and Tapout poo poo. Good
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No. 6 posted:Car fads are proof that America needs better public transportation I fuckin' hate driving and yet I spend 40 hours a month doing it. Curious!
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*revs engine at you for 30 seconds* “drat bro time to go fill up at the kum and go” *walks out of store with a wad of chawl in cheek, eating nachos at the same time, cursing and spitting* “shoulda brought my rain barrel in for the unlimited Mountain Dew fillups for 3.99 dang it”.
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What are they going to ban next, whistle tips? Click for OLD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOSJ68xOBA
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what about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma920dw4CpY
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*revs engine at you for 30 seconds* “drat bro time to go fill up at the kum and go” *walks out of store with a wad of chawl in cheek, eating nachos at the same time, cursing and spitting* “shoulda brought my rain barrel in for the unlimited Mountain Dew fillups for 3.99 dang it”. When you leave the kum and go some might say you came and went
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all of these are displays that you have, like a couple extra thousand dollars to your name it’s like showing off you can afford multiple pair of pants
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When you leave the kum and go some might say you came and went Nah, faked my orgasm. Prell on the titties again. 
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