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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
They are doing "Maintenance" to give everyone on the forums Diarrhea

Everyones AV will be infected with Diarrhea like the forums cancer thing except it will be brown instead of green and called Forums Dairrhea.

They will then make you get "vaccinated" for $100 to remove it.

Im just the messenger guys, dont shoot me.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxPdWCz2ja0

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm surprised I never got the forums cancer avatar for how much I posted in LF. Luckily it was mostly in the Diplomacy games that were run there and not uh, the bad parts of that sub forum.

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
I just cured myself of Forums Diarrhea, it was bloody red and gross. Well worth the money

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Well dang that explains why I can't stop making GBS threads myself

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
That's not how vaccines work, OP.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I just want everyone to chill out ok, its going to happen.

Zybourne Clock posted:

That's not how vaccines work, OP.

It is and I dont need some rando telling me how they work, thats what scientists are for and they deserve the money they get, and not having it stolen from their mouths and their families mouths by wise guys on line.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Nooooooo I need that poo poo to post with

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

They are doing "Maintenance" to give everyone on the forums Diarrhea

Everyones AV will be infected with Diarrhea like the forums cancer thing except it will be brown instead of green and called Forums Dairrhea.

They will then make you get "vaccinated" for $100 to remove it.

Im just the messenger guys, dont shoot me.

This sounds 100% like a playground rumour.

Anyway, no tag backs. I heard Jessica likes you, btw.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

They are doing "Maintenance" to give everyone on the forums Diarrhea

Everyones AV will be infected with Diarrhea like the forums cancer thing except it will be brown instead of green and called Forums Dairrhea.

They will then make you get "vaccinated" for $100 to remove it.

Im just the messenger guys, dont shoot me.

Whenever someone talks about a fictional scenario that involves feces, 9 times out of 10 they're describing a fetish they have.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Yaldabaoth posted:

Whenever someone talks about a fictional scenario that involves feces, 9 times out of 10 they're describing a fetish they have.

I just talked to Jessica, OP, and she says she doesn't like you anymore.

Yes, it's because of the 'poop thing', as she put it.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I just talked to Jessica, OP, and she says she doesn't like you anymore.

Yes, it's because of the 'poop thing', as she put it.

Did you just dox me? Because I really did have a girlfriend named Jessica years ago.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Yaldabaoth posted:

Did you just dox me? Because I really did have a girlfriend named Jessica years ago.

You just doxxed yourself.

:forkbomb:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm gay, op.
No amount of updates will change that

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Big Beef City posted:

I'm gay, op.
No amount of updates will change that

Congratulations.

People who come out should have parties.

They'd be FABULOUS and would completely solidify the party planning industry once again.

More parties. More gay parties.

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

What a coincidence, I am currently diarrhea posting.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This sounds 100% like a playground rumour.

Respect - Destroyed.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bout to squirt some.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I just talked to Jessica, OP, and she says she doesn't like you anymore.

Yes, it's because of the 'poop thing', as she put it.

Jessica is a lesbian now and makes a living wage off her books.

She was in that riot band we made fun of that toured

We thought Kim and Kelley were cool, but she saw them shoot up

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Apr 24, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

OP is on to something. I had to take a huge poo poo once I saw his post.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
Joke's on you, I've never had an avatar

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the maintenance is over, but where's my diarrhea? i don't want to miss out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's ok, I'm bottling the good stuff for later.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Is this the line to get the new diarrhea?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Naw c'mon, I barely have enough for me and Bad Purchase.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
has this maintenance been going on in secret for over 15 years? I will pay $10k to end this forums curse

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can only end it by becoming the new Lowtax, and you don't want that.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

has this maintenance been going on in secret for over 15 years? I will pay $10k to end this forums curse

Please send me the money and I will become as if your tool, your own hand, working from home

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

They are doing "Maintenance" to give everyone on the forums Diarrhea

Everyones AV will be infected with Diarrhea like the forums cancer thing except it will be brown instead of green and called Forums Dairrhea.

They will then make you get "vaccinated" for $100 to remove it.

Im just the messenger guys, dont shoot me.

I see what you're up to thar, Billy Ray Blowjob, and I'm telling you now, $100 for a blowjob is too much.

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
I think what happens is that if you set your birthday in your profile, the Forums Diarrhea gets messier with age and it happens more often.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Joke’s on them, I ALWAYS have diarrhea

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BigBadSteve posted:

I see what you're up to thar, Billy Ray Blowjob, and I'm telling you now, $100 for a blowjob is too much.

Nah, that's entirely dependant on how good it is.

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